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Desperately Horny Housewives

Studio: Visage
Category:  All Sex
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Where to buy:Streaming/Download
barrettman's ratings for Desperately Horny Housewives:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Desperately Horny Housewives overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Desperately Horny Housewives Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Desperately Horny Housewives Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Desperately Horny Housewives Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Desperately Horny Housewives Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Desperately Horny Housewives DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Desperately Horny Housewives A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by barrettman  on  5/20/2006

Synopsis
In this spoof of a chick tv show fave, Randy Spears plays 'Buster' a seriously horny mofo who when he isn't actually boning the m.i.l.f.s of ' Middleton Heights', he's spying on and watching them have sex.

So there's your' story on this feature, how's the sex ? Let's find out.

Scene 1
Randy with ' boss'wife ', Nikki Hunter. Nasty blond with pointy nips, and big fakies. Positions: oral, reverse cowgirl, doggy, and mish. Big , creamy facial to end the sex. Plot point, Randy's ' wife' ( played by Mike Horner !!!) catches the two post-boink, setting the events leading to Randy's future hell into motion.

Scene 2
Muscle ( pool boy ) man, John West and Katie ( undersexed trophy wife ) Morgan. Mrs B's fave scene ( damn muscle man !). West eats Katie's snatch for awile before getting some oral lovin' in return. Sexy boob jiggle-age in rcg, likewise in doggy, lastly some quick mish dicking before John pops all over Morgan's massive mams. A quick scene, woulda liked to see cutie Katie get boned longer and harder, did I mention the missus enjoyed John West ? Lol.

Scene 3
Trina ( neighborhood flirt ) Michaels & 'randy' Randy. We've got ANAL ! Yes. 'Buster' finally gets to bone his lust object Trina, maybe he really did want her too, cuz this scene had the most passion on the dvd. Oral, rcg, and mish boning before Trina opens up her little brown ring for Randy to poke in mish, mmmm. Facial to end the scene.

Scene 4
Lauren ( divorcee') Phoenix and Eric ( horny neighbor) Masterson. Best eye candy scene of the dvd. Lauren is vision of perfection in her black and red lingerie, mmm. Sex was good but not molten. Oral, cowgirl,spoon ( Lauren looked real nice here ), mish....all vaginal ( boo !). Eric jerks his cock to pop on Lauren's waiting mouth.

Scene 5
More eye candy...Chasey ( town lezbo/busy body) and Brittney ( ? ) Skye. Another Mrs B pick, but as cute as these 2 are together, I really ain't much for g/g stuff. Sex ? Toys, fingers and tongues, oh my.

The DVD
Good sound and visual quality. Disk comes with an onscreen feature ( you who hate watermarks will hate this ) that you click on and it takes you to the 'sex', or click again and you go to 'story'. I liked the feature meself. Extras include behind the scenes footage and cast interviews. Cool.

Summary
A kiss for Mrs B. She's the feature lover, so I figured she'd enjoy this, she did. Will you ? Well, the story's kinda silly, and the sex pretty tame, but should you find yourself in need/mood for some lite fare, you could definately do worse. A conditional go-see.

peace, barrettman.



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