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Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  6/28/2010
The dynamic duo from Popporn, Spock Buckton & Brian Bangs, have rolled out another intensely sensual pornographic drama that provides more highbrow jocularity and pants off entertainment. Delinquents is a classroom themed production with Buckton playing eccentric detention master and hallway stalker Scott Bruckman, and considering Bucktonís roles and characters seems to be developing alphabetically a Kent Brockman type parody could be on the cards soon. In the mean time his aptitude for trapping students in compromising situations paves the way for the nude and lewd storyline of Delinquents, and thankfully its porn fare of the humorous kind.

Kagney Linn Karter
So the first jaunt into pants down territory is with blonde bombshell and Zero Tolerance contractible Kagney Linn Karter. It wouldnít be schoolgirl relevant unless a hot girl was blowing a nerd to get her homework done, and in this case Dane Cross is ambushed by Kageny in the library. It would be impossible to say no to this broad, she is totally smokiní and those porno tits are some of the best around. And Cross, well he looks like he should be riding his skateboard home to spend all night playing the Atari, but he is obviously a very serious young man. He takes his acting so seriously that he hardly grabs a boob or gets close enough to a pussy to smell it. This is Kagney Linn Karter for fucks suck, he should have thrown the script out the window and mauled her on the desk in the motorboating fashion we all want to see. On the other hand, watching Dane Cross perform is excellent for a manís self esteem as he is a flat out dork merchant, not overly toned, and doesnít have a big cock. So watching him operate the two-inch killer through an uncreative repertoire does wonders for any man with aspirations of a pornographic career. This scene is still good even with Dorky Dane, as there is erectile material thanks to Kagney who could give washing dishes sex appeal.

Andy San Dimas
For those that like their video vixens more of the rock chic persona, Andy San Dimas is a punked up doll who likes smoking in the boys room. But lets face it, in these political correct health conscious bat shit boring times, a cigarette rarely touches the lips of a pretty girl, so smoking cock in the toilets is a far more lung friendly alternative to geography class. Vince Varicose, who is endeavouring to take porno names to a new frontier of ridiculousness, plays the man candy and even though there is no stopping at Brownville Station or thrusts in the Theatre of Pain his ladyboy hairstyle seems to work for Andy. The rocker look is definitely a winner on her, the artwork, long black hair, fake lashes and pretty brown eyes are quite wonderful, or maybe its just the way she vigorously sucks the Varicose Vein that makes her look terrific. Her turnaround work is also a god send so its an easy gig for Varicosed Vinny, who seems to spend an unsettling amount of time staring at himself in the mirror while Andy is bent over the hand basin. A little too much urinal involvement in the routine for my liking, because if you have ever pushed passed the cue at halftime of a football game to get to the urinal it is a far from a romantic setting, especially if you are going to thrust a few inches into a princess like Andy. But as far as a leg over workouts go, its not bad entertainment.

Katie St. Ives
When it comes to porn starlets with girlish qualities that could easily stir up urges of inappropriate behaviour in the classroom, few have the charm of Katie St. Ives. With some braid action in the hair and a mini that seems a little too cheeky for a school day, she is sex on a stick. When the old ass man in Tom Byron, who seems to be looking more and more like James Hetfield, decides to assert his authorita as English teacher, itís a sensual scenario. Katie can work a cock, her sloppy hand action dick sucking routine is far better than most you will see, but when she rides her educator cowgirl style on the desk its pretty much a done deal. The plump little tits, baby bush, and alluring asshole are just all too much fun for a man to endure. The old boy looks like he has been popping the dick biscuits in preparation for the scene because both his dick and face are flushed and looks on the verge of a coronary, especially as he works Katie through some grammar and punctuation lessons. This scene is at a more sensual pace than the previous romps, but Byron is a fossil so you need to cut the man some slack.

Lexi Belle
Young girls are most menís weakness, but a middle aged European who lacks a sense of humour is no challenge in seduction by a Lolita like Lexi Belle. Lexi has this young innocent demeanour, but when the pants are off and the cocks are pointing north its quite easy to see she has the skills of a whore in the body of a schoolgirl. Mick Blue who is playing father of the year lets Lexi have her way in his car, and as you would expect when the strawberry blonde is involved in the leg over activity, she does quality work as a penis sleeve. She is all over the cock like a cheap suit, bouncing and moaning like its not the first time an older man has fed her the inches of glory.

Sparky Sin Claire
A classroom porn wouldnít be complete without an after detention rendezvous, and with illustrated babe Sparky Sin Claire giving it up there will be more good boys turning bad in a bid to get in her pants. It just looks like the Sparky one loves cock and really enjoys being fucked hard. Unfortunately for Sparks she has James Dean doing a number on her, and considering the bloke is a gay icon, especially for Jewish men, she seems to be pinned for the majority of the action in a take it form behind position. Appropriate for Dean I would have thought as Sparky has short hair, but considering the amount of mumbling he does she probably prefers it that way. Sparky still seems to have a good time though because when she is rolled over her nipples are sticking out like bricklayerís thumbs. Alt fans or not, Sparks knows how to get the job done.

The Final Fling
Its all shits and giggles from the Popporn boys, and Delinquents has walked the extremely delicate line between gags and horny times with fine results. Bangs and Buckton can definitely assemble a fine looking cast, the babydolls on the payroll are an eclectic selection of the young and pretty who provide the looks and cock skills to make the scenes work and the script flow. There are lots of laughs in the extras, including a very serious discussion between Andy San and The Varicose Vein about their relationship and the trouble a young man can fall into as he navigates through the daily grind of porn and fluffers in a bid to make a few extra bucks and keep his bitch happy. Zero Tolerance must be exulted with the output of Bangs and Buckton, their output is original, and they definitely have a knack for making good porn. Anyone who watches will get some laughs from the dialogue, and still experience the penis hardening joys of the adult themes. Wombat scratchers and platypus pinchers should definitely keep an eye out for their work.

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