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fu_q's ratings for Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, The:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, The overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, The Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, The Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, The Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, The Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, The DVD Extras rating 0 stars
Audio/Video Quality Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, The A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by fu_q  on  10/6/2012
NOTE: None of the bonuses, etc. have been reviewed here because what was sent to me was a screener copy of the film itself. The lack of a rating in that category should therefore not be construed negatively.

Review:
Trickery, lies, and deceit rule the day in the “Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody”—an overall-excellent production from director Axel Braun and Vivid Video. With the city of Gotham held hostage at the hands of a maniacal terrorist known simply as Bane (Derrick Pierce), Batman (Giovanni Francisco) must return from the self-loathing that has become his retirement to try to stop him. Along the way, the viewer is treated to the carnal delights of such characters as Batgirl (Penny Pax), the Joker (Brendon Miller), Nightwing (Brian Street Team), Poison Ivy (Dani Jensen), Catwoman (Aiden Ashley), Zatanna (Christy Mack), Constantine (actor Clarke Kent), and even Kathy Kane (Andy San Dimas) as Batman’s former fiancée. Of course, Batman also gets in on the action, as does Bane, and the various scenes either take the form of Batman’s troubled memories or are put forth in a present-day context.

As some general comments before getting started with the fucky-fucky, it should be noted that the costumes—which are utterly excellent—largely stay on for most of the sex. While this is typically a very good idea, as it keeps the cast in character and adds to the fantasy aspect of the production, there are at least a couple of occasions on which it would have been nice to have been treated to a bit more female flesh. (Boobies in a porn scene are always a good thing.) Along the same lines as the costuming (again—exceptional), the sets are perfect, as well. They provide the dark and gritty atmosphere that is essential to framing a good, modern-day Batman storyline. Going hand-in-hand with this are the lighting (done to perfection) and the strong camerawork. Plot-wise, things are generally good—especially for a porno—but there’s a touch of choppiness here and there that could have been better fleshed out…especially with more time available within the normal limits (the production runs about 90 minutes). The acting works well, and the twists in the storyline and also the cliffhanger at the end—presumably setting up a sequel—keep the viewer interested. One thing that would have been nice—particularly with the extra time noted above—would have been a full sex scene featuring Christy Mack. She’s an attractive up-and-comer, and she looked great as Zatanna. It seems a shame that she only sucked some dick…as hot as that was.

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds both Jim Gordon (Tom Byron) and his daughter Barbara (as Batgirl; Penny Pax) held captive in the Joker’s (Brendon Miller’s) lair. This version of the Joker is reminiscent of the famed Heath Ledger incarnation of a few years back, and Miller plays the part quite well. Also playing their respective roles well are Pax and Byron. Here, Batgirl must beg (and fuck) in a vain attempt at saving her father’s life. Giving herself (orally, vaginally, and anally) to the Joker in this lost cause, a very good romp ensues. Of course, after pounding her bum and blowing a load on her face and in her mouth, the Joker still puts a bullet in Batgirl’s back…all with daddy watching from his cage. Wild!

In Scene Two, Nightwing (Brian Street Team) gets it on with Poison Ivy (fire-crotch Dani Jensen) after he has just had a fight with Batman over his relationship with her. Nightwing—a former Robin with serious issues regarding the Dark Knight—is clearly under Ivy’s enchanting spell…so much so that he’s willing to do just about anything for her. Of course, with Jensen in top form and looking like a doppelganger for the Uma Thurman version of the character, it’s easy to understand. The sequence starts out with a succulent blowjob by Ivy and never looks back…transitioning through a handful of hot vaginal positions before closing out with a sloppy load on her thigh. This one is also very good.

Scene Three focuses in on Batman (Giovanni Francisco) at his secluded, mountain-top cabin. He’s there, alone, pensively ruminating on the troubled memories that were the last two scenes. Catwoman (Aiden Ashley) enters harshly and immediately collapses, breaking him instantly from his trance. A cut brings the scene to her recovering on his sofa, as she explains the severity of the situation with Bane. Touching on his heroic instincts…and also employing her feminine wiles…Batman is easily seduced. A super-sexy oral and vaginal encounter follows, with the Dark Knight closing out on her face and in her mouth. This is an excellent sequence.

Scene Four brings forth another exceptional segment (for what it is), this time involving the enchantress Zatanna (Christy Mack) and the enigmatic Constantine (actor Clarke Kent). Zatanna’s a small-time theater performer who has just finished up her show, and she’s backstage with Constantine. After lamenting about the sorry state of the city, things get hot and heavy…with Zatanna popping Constantine’s dick out of his pants and blowing him. The oral work here is hot, and it’s capped off with a facial and some oral cock clean-off. As noted, it would have been much better had this one involved some actual fucking…but it’s still strong enough in its own right and also serves to highlight Christy—who’s definitely one to keep an eye out for in the future.

In Scene Five, Catwoman (Aiden Ashley), Kathy Kane (Andy San Dimas; Batman’s ex-fiancee who’s been captured by Bane), and Bane (Derrick Pierce) all get it on in the bad guys’ concrete-laden lair. I’ll dispense with the setup here, as there’s no need for spoilers, but suffice it to say that the plot takes some interesting turns and the action that follows is ultra-hot. By the time that all’s said and done, both ladies have provided some erotic double-blowjob work, as well as taken the big guy’s schlong vaginally. A double-facial, oral cock clean-off, and cummy-kissing finish off this fine affair. Excellent stuff!

In all, Axel Braun and company have pulled off another massive parody here that—far more often than not—is quite successful. The cast is hot, the plot and acting are strong, and the production values are top-notch. This one is certainly worthy…especially for fans of Braun, porn parodies, comic book movies, and / or Batman.


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