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Danny Does Dallas

Danny Does Dallas

Studio: Venus
Category:  Gay

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Where to buy:Streaming/Download
joeblow69's ratings for Danny Does Dallas:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Danny Does Dallas overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Danny Does Dallas Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Danny Does Dallas Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Danny Does Dallas Sex rating 1.5 stars
Plot/Acting Danny Does Dallas Plot/Acting rating 1.5 stars
Extras Danny Does Dallas DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Danny Does Dallas A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by joeblow69  on  7/13/2002
Director:Alfred Thornberg

Cast: Jim Bently, Rocy Rockhard, Corey Monroe, Christopher Mann, Gino Colbert, Roberto Arias, Joey Stephano, Jon Vincent

Danny Does Dallas doesnít really warrant an in-depth review, so Iíll keep this rather brief. The main reason I bought this was I found it for dirt cheap on Ebay, and it looked like it might be a good football themed precondom flick.

But not only is this not a football movie, it doesnít really have anything to do with Dallas, either! Sure, if you want to get technical, Danny has sex with a guy named Dallas, but thatís pretty weak. I mean really, is it too much to expect a movie that has a guy in a football uniform on the cover to have something to do with football?

The first scene is a total lost cause. They guys are skanky, and the sex is icky. The two scenes with Danny (Jim Bently) arenít bad, though. Heís decent looking, has an ok body, and a big dick. Thereís a three-way in there somewhere too, but it isnít anything youíd want to watch twice, thatís for sure.

The first four scenes make up the actual Danny Does Dallas movie, but it looks like someone realized that wasnít long enough, so they just tacked on a bunch of scenes from some other movie. I guess thatís better than getting stuck with a 52 minute DVD. But it would have been nice to know what movie this was, and who these people were.

Audio/Visual Quality
The video looks strictly like VHS quality, and thereís all that cheesy 80ís porn music in the background to really help you get your groove on.

Well, all those extra scenes from that other movie qualify as extras I guess. None of them are particularly boner-inspiring, though. Other than that, thereís some phone sex ads, and a list of other movies put out by Venus Video (which is helpful, since now I know which movies to avoid!)

Final Word
I donít know why, but I was expecting something along the lines of the original Debbie Does Dallas. Instead, I got a porno that looks like it was shot in some guyís basement on a fifty-dollar budget. Definitely not worth checking out, even for those desperate for cheap pre-condom action.

Running Time: 2 hours

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