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Cum Suckers Trilogy, The

Studio: San Fran. Fetish
Category:  Gay

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Overall Rating 3 stars
Cum Suckers Trilogy, The overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Cum Suckers Trilogy, The Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Cum Suckers Trilogy, The Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Cum Suckers Trilogy, The Sex rating 3.5 stars
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Extras Cum Suckers Trilogy, The DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Cum Suckers Trilogy, The A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by joeblow69  on  7/24/2001
Director: Frank Parker. Frank even appears in a few of the scenes!

Starring: The horny men of San Francisco! (no names are given)

Man, if itís one thing I love to see, itís guys sucking down gallons of cum. Sure, it may not be the safest thing you can do, but Iíll be damned if it doesnít give me an instant boner. Usually in gay porn, when it comes time for the facial cumshot, the guy on the receiving end clamps his lips shut so tight it would take the Jaws of Life to open them up. Not so here. These guys are awaiting their loversí loads with mouths wide open. They need to taste that cum.

The Cumsuckers Trilogy contains three movies by The San Francisco Fetish Factory: Cumsuckers, Cumsuckers 2, and Squirt! Each of these movies is actually a compilation of oral cumshots. The scenes in these movies range from about 30 seconds to around 3 minutes, depending on how many guys there are in the scene, and how long it takes them to shoot. There isnít much fucking here at all. I would have liked to see a little more of a build-up to each scene before the cumshot. Also, it would have been nice if they would have told us what movie these cumshots were from.

But, if you love oral cumshots, this movie is a goldmine. There is more cum eating on this 1 DVD then in all the porn Iíve ever seen combined. There are a few scenes without cum eating, though. And there are also a few that only have people eating their own cum (which doesnít count as an oral cumshot in my book!) But they did include something I hadnít seen before: cumming into armpits. It sounds weird, but I found it strangely erotic. One cutie even came into a glass, then slurped it up! Twice!

The guys are about what you would expect from an amateur movie. Most are average looking, and a lot are slightly balding. Of course there are a few knockouts with huge dicks, and unfortunately thereís a few nasty boys too. One of the nastier boys was a definite cum-dodger, too. Howíd he get in this movie??

Audio/Visual Quality
The video quality ranges quite a bit depending on the scene. There are some shots that are pretty clear, but most are a bit grainy and amateur looking. There are technical DVD glitches in the picture quality here and there as well.

Each movie has a slideshow, but the quality of some of the pictures is lacking.

Final Word
Make no mistake; this is definitely a fetish video. Those into vanilla porn may get a kick out of it for a while, but may quickly become bored. Thereís a whole lotta cumshots in this movie, and some of them are truly amazing. My favorite scene involved a guy on his knees in the middle of a 5 man circle jerk. He ate their cum one after the other! It was incredible! If eating spunk is your kink, you canít go wrong with The Cumsuckers Trilogy. Just donít expect anything besides cumshots, or you will be disappointed.

Running Time:
Cumsuckers: 48 minutes
Cumsuckers 2: 45 minutes
Squirt:49 minutes
Total running time: 142, which is a bit less than the 160 minutes advertised on the back of the DVD.

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