"The very best of early Up & Cummers and more" reads the text on the box cover. Let's see..
Runtime: apprx. 137 minutes Region: all Audio/Video: Mixed bag, but overall from average to below average. Most clips are from mid/late 90s.
Nakita Kash (from Real Female Masturbation #1)
This is a short scene (about 10 mins) that takes place inside a riding car. Randy flims, some dude drives and Nakita is
masturbating at the back seat. She mostly rubs her clit instead of fingering, and some time later, she also uses a dildo.
If you into the solo acts, then I think it's pretty good scene. Nakita is convincing, appears to have fun, and gets her
juices flowing to the point when it looks like a cream pie.
VixXxen, Alex Sanders, Randy West (from Up & Cummers #3)
Things start off with Vixxen being eaten by Alex. She also gives Randy head at the same time and seems to enjoy it. After
that, she rides Alex in RC and, generally, receives some serious pussy pounding in this position. Pretty quickly, they
change to normal cowgirl and at some point, Alex gets up while Vixxen is holding on to him. We also get some mish fucking
and anal doggie. Finally, Vixxen whacks him off and he pops in midair with some cum landing on her chest and some in her
mouth. I'd say the scene is very good and energetic by Randy West standards; it even had anal. Yuppee. Two things that
spoiled the fun. Firstly, the video quality is generally shitty; this was shot in 1993 or something. Secondly, somebody behind the camera was taking pictures all the time which is very annoying.
Linda Thoren, Randy West (from Up & Cummers #29)
This clip originates from 1996, if I'm not mistaken and Linda Thoren was a teenage debutant in pornbiz back then. She's
Swedish (blonde of course) and incredibly cute and generally a girl whom you would call a "sweetie". We get to see
serious amount of foreplay and oral work in this scene. Randy starts with Linda's titties while she's gently rubbing her
pussy. Then they play this "I watch you, you watch me" game for a brief moment. Randy then eats her pussy for a rather
long time and his efforts result in a screaming orgasm on her part. Linda sucks his cock and then mounts and rides him in
cowgirl position, very gently. Some good shots here where you can see Linda's pussy dripping with juices. A cut to RC,
and Randy decides to give her some furious pumping for a change. Luckily, he manages to stop in time. They also do it
mish, spoon, and mish again, but this time Randy just couldn't hold it, pulled out and popped on her face. Poor guy and I
can't blame. This girls is hot. This was another terrific scene with some nice chemistry between the two. The only minor
complaint is that Linda Thoren can be considered a vocal (during sex) girl, and her moans could theoretically be
perceived as "annoying" by a very small group of people. However, since none of it seemed fake, I wasn't part of that
small group of people. Hehe!
Tatiana, Vince Voyeur, Randy West (non-sex) (from Up & Cummers #33)
I tell you from the start that this is a very hot and fun scene. This Tatiana chick is gorgeous; she has this very cute,
naughty smile, and apparently, great sense of humor too. Action starts rather slowly with usual oral routine: Vince eats
Tatiana's pussy and she gives him BJ after that. Randy cracks some jokes and so does Vince, so everybody is in humorous
mood. Vince proceeds to fuck her in doggie which later changes in standing doggie and then missionary. Moving on to
cowgirl riding. Randy continues to make these little, funny remarks and observations about Vince and Tatiana's sexual
appetite, and generally does a good job in preventing those two from doing their thing seriously. Next, is the
side saddle position which later transforms into anal doggie, and a variation thereof when a chick lies flat on her
stomach. Very hot. They change to reverse anal cowgirl and after some time, something happens. A little accident! I won't
spoil it for you, but it wasn't the "dirty" anal accident though it was related to anal. Anyways, since that point,
nobody could really suppress laughter, especially Tatiana. She was sitting there with the dick up her ass, laughing in
the camera and unable to stop. It's one of those special moments in porn that you'll remember, but sadly moments usually
get cut by most directors. Not by Randy. Anyway, they managed to snap out of it and changed to anal spoon, which was the
final position. Finally, Vince pulled out and came in Tatiana's mouth and she spitted it out. Another excellent scene on
this DVD. It may not be for everyone because it was more of fooling around than actually fucking, but, personally, I dig
such spontaneous, unscripted stuff.
Felecia, Misty Rain, Crystal Knight (from I Love Lesbians)
This is obviously the all-girl and, sadly, I'm not really into lesbian stuff. Oh well. The whole show can be split in
several acts, partially due to the editing cuts. Act I: Crystal gets on the bed and assumes doggie position. Two other
chicks apply some lotion to her ass, and then Misty starts licking her pussy. Felecia eats Misty. Act II: Felicia eats
Crystal, Misty fingers Felecia. Act III: Crystal is being pleasured by two other girls at the same time. First, they use
fingers but then pull out several toys. Act IV: It's Misty's turn to get some action. Felicia drills her with the
vibrator, and Crystal works on her clit. By the way, Misty's pussy is dripping wet. Act V: Girls turn Misty around, but
this time, another tiny vibrator goes in her ass. After some time, Felecia slides underneath Misty and forms 69 duo with
her, while Crystal continues to poke her butt. Act VI: Felecia's giving head to Crystal. Misty uses a dildo on Felecia's
pussy from behind. Eventually, Felecia reaches orgasm. THE END! Well, it's a nice scene and all girls are good-looking
and, clearly, are having fun. Crystal Knight was a bit passive, but I read this was her first g/g scene. The clip is from
Dominica & Marika, Randy West (from Up & Cummers #49/#50)
There is something special here; Randy welcomes two real twins in his "show". The brunette sisters are young, petite and
very good-looking (in my humble opinion, of course). It's hard to tell who of them is who exactly, but you can see the
difference in the video itself. Not that it matters anyway. The action begins with the usual, oral sex. Randy eats first
girl, then the second girl. Both of them give him a BJ afterwards, with some attention to the balls. Eventually, one
girlie mounts Randy and rides him cowgirl style, and her sister lies beside him and plays with herself. The twins then
trade places and the other chick now rides Randy. After some time, we get to see exactly the same sex scenario, only in
doggie style position. Apparently, this last sister was Randy's favorite because he continues to fuck her in mish.
Finally, camera cuts to Randy being jerked off by one twin, and he shoots his load on her sister's face and chin. This
is one of these "cute" scenes because the girlies project certain innocence and inexperience. For your information, there
isn't any incest here because those two didn't even touch each other.
Uh, first clip that comes from the 21st century. LOL! This one has also a more professional gonzo feel to it. Both chicks
are very attractive (albeit silicon enhanced) bomb-shells. They unzip Nacho's pants, pull out big boner, and worship it.
Some interesting technique is being utilized here: the girls push with their mouths/lips against both sides of the cock,
and Nacho kind of slides back and forth. Pretty cool. After awhile, Nacho sits down on the couch and Sheila rides him
cowgirl style. Caroline goes down to lick his balls. We get to see some PTOGM and after that, Caroline stands up on the
couch and lowers her butt so Nacho can eat her. Sheila, who was still being fucked, now turns around for reverse cowgirl
riding. Some variation on standing doggie follows that, where Nacho is holding Sheila's leg in the air. Okay, now it's
Caroline turn to receive some pussy pounding. She rides Nacho RC for some time. Finally, he fucks in doggie and unloads
inside her pussy. Actually, this last part is extremely hot especially because of how Caroline keeps eye contact with
Nacho while he's pumping her from behind. We also get to see a nice load oozing out. After this fuck session, Randy gets
some too. He's given a very short blowjob, or more accurately, a handjob which ends with miniscule money shot. Overall,
this is an excellent scene.
I must admit that this is the first compilation that lives up its claims on the box cover art. Looks like, indeed, some very nice clips were selected for this DVD. If you like Randy West's style, chances are you'll enjoy this title a lot. And if you are not familiar with his work, this DVD offers great opportunity to "get acquainted" because out of all, various "Randy West" compilations from New Machine, COCA (cute acronym, by the way) probably gives you the biggest
assortment. It doesn't concentrate on internal pop shots or on teens, but generally, has something for every taste: girl solo, lesbian, straight, MFF, etc.
Another thing I liked about this product, is that you don't get the interviews that you normally get in UCA; it's pure sex action. Though some Randy's introductions are fun, most of them are rather boring and totally unhot, in my opinion. Keep in mind that although all scenes are good, this stuff is pretty old and
picture quality for the most part is on VHS level. However, I do recommend this title for any UCA fan.
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