What It Is
3 hours of tatted temptresses taking testicular tartar to their tattoos . Inky ingenues include : Jezebelle Bond, Lexi Bardot, & of course, Joanna Angel .
What I Liked
Value man, it's all about the value . 10 scenes & 3 hours worth of sexiness & silliness . The sex ? Well, the title tells you where the white gold is going, so either that intrigues or annoys you . So then, how exactly DOES the semen spurt onto the siren's scripted skin ? Various ways, jerked onto via circle jerk, post anal lovin' launchage, etc etc . Hottest scene(s) ??? Well, newbie Cali Nova's DP dicking scene was quite lovely, I mark out for Daisy Marie so seeing her here having her big back tat decorated with dude DNA was delightful......for some reason, I really dug the circle-jerk scenes with Joanna & Jessie Lee, as they enjoy copious amounts of nut nougat to nourish their various tattoos . Still it came(come ?) down to seeing a very seductively dressed Joanna ( looking very LA Confidential-ish : white dress w/black polka dots, up-do hair, with a big white flower attached.....yummy ! ) Angel charming her way through her three scenes that were the highlights for me .
What I Disliked
What, no Chapel Waste ? No Eden ? Aww dayyamm .
Good sound/visuals . Extras include : Trailers, Photo Gallery, & BTS Footage . 10 scenes @ 3 hrs .
Pithy Parting Shots
For fans of LA Ink, this dvd may just make your' head explode . Them's who arent into inky lovelies may just wanna rent/buy some altogether different . But I say, try it, you may just end up enjoying it; besides, the breastesses here are all natural, & there's lotsa anal lovin', see, you feel better allready . peace, barrettman .