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Cum Fart Cocktails

Studio: Red Light District
Category:  Anal , Cream Pies
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cv's ratings for Cum Fart Cocktails:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Cum Fart Cocktails overall rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by cv  on  3/2/2005

Do you like your sex hard, nasty, and rough? Personally, the answer for me is "sometimes". Everyone has their limits, and sometimes I find myself not enjoying something that others might relish. For me, I find that director Jake Malone treads the line of hot/not hot; it'll be interesting to see which side of the fence he lands on more frequently. If you're not keen on ass fucking or anal creampies, you should probably tune out though.


Roxy Jezel, Tyla Wynn, Brandon Iron

Roxy is dressed up in fetish wear (black gloves, red skirt) and punching the crap out of a boxing dummy in the backyard while smoking a cigarette. Abruptly, she's indoors and quickly Tyla Wynn has a buttplug filling her ass. Tyla's the dom here with her leather cat-o'-nine-tails. Of course, A2M with the buttplug is part of the fun and I'm sure we'll be seeing more of that. Roxy takes on Brandon's big Canadian sausage in a spit-soaked self-induced throat fucking session. He sinks his dick into Roxy's ass doggy style, and after a couple of pumps, Tyla's enjoying the taste. Tyla also indulges in a lot of ass-slapping. It's Tyla's turn and Roxy gets to taste the countless A2M sessions; Tyla's a real talker as Brandon plugs her sphincter. There's a lot of ass-licking and spitting on assholes, and plenty of A2M to go around as Brandon pumps Roxy again, this time in anal missionary. Brandon takes control as he ass-fucks Tyla; there's a lot of slapping going on, but just enough to bring some pinkness to the cheeks. There's too much A2M and throat fucking to count, but the girls eventually end up reverse anal cowgirl alternating between Roxy and Tyla. Brandon's pumping away and finally unloads in Roxy's ass; she pushes out the cum into Tyla's waiting mouth.

Gia Paloma, Victoria Sin, Michael Stefano

Fine Latina Gia Paloma is blindfolded and hog-tied on a dining room table. A big black cock gets shoved into her willing mouth; no, wait, it's a dildo. She crawls blindfolded along the floor in her red fetishwear. Damn, she looks great. Victoria Sin shows up and throat-fucks Gia with the dildo before the two of them trade some sapphic delights. A buttplug makes its appearance and you can only guess which stops this device makes. The annoying RLD watermark in the lower right-hand corner of the screen isn't enough to kill off the heat as Gia eats Victoria's pussy. Michael shows up; his denim bluejeans seems to be out of place in a fetish-heavy movie, but soon enough his pants are gone and there's no distraction. Victoria, a lovely German Euroslut is more of the dom here and Gia the sub. All the penetration is anal here with some A2M and switching of positions; Gia's mascara is a mess after several position changes. Holy crap! Brandon fucks Victoria in the pussy. However, Victoria has other plans and wants Michael's cum in her ass; Gia's right there as he pulls out. Victoria's ass oozes out cum but Gia's quick to lick it all up. However, she doesn't swallow and drools it right back into Victoria's mouth who swallows.

Selena Silver, Katja Kassin, John Dough, Tony T.

ADT talker Selena is showing of that fabulous Aussie ass as she drills her butt with a dildo. Selena's ready to give Katja a strict lesson in ass worship. Selena's a good talker and we know that we're going to get A2M galore. We find Katja on a red couch with numerous sex toys. Both of these girls are hot enough by themselves, but watching Selena pull out a horsetail buttplug from Katja's rear is something else. The guys finally show up, but the sex toys haven't been put away. Both girls get nailed in the ass doggy style and A2M is the rule of the day. They move to reverse anal cowgirl, but that doesn't change the nastiness of the action. At one point, Katja takes a pretty vigorous pounding in anal cowgirl. The position changes are too countless to record here, but eventually Katja gets DP-ed as Selena lustily provides the A2M services. They trade places as Selena gets her DP and Katja does the A2M. At last, one guy cums in Selena's ass; a small amount dribbles out which Katja eagerly laps up, but a few seconds later, an amazing stream gets squirted out from Selena's ass. The roles are again reversed and this time Selena slurps up the cum from Katja's ass, but it's not the same deluge that Katja got. There's some serious cumswapping before Katja swallows it down and the two wave goodbye to the camera.

Maxine, Cris Taliana, Tony T.

Mega-cute Asian Cris Taliana is pleasuring herself which blonde Maxine finds distressing. The girls seem to patch up their differences quickly as they start licking each other's little treasures. Tony crashes the party, but the ladies just laugh, so he's probably not going to get tossed out on his ear. Jake himself jumps into the action in this one; there's a fair amount of vaginal sex in this scene, a nice change of pace from the anal-only antics we've witnessed in the previous scenes. There's a lot of alternating between various holes and mouths, but everyone seems to be having a good time. Maxine is particularly noisy as she slurps up cock. Both babes are pretty vocal; a mind-boggling number of position changes follow and we're eventually back in the groove of anal with heavy A2M action. At last, Maxine finally takes a big load up her ass; Cris licks it up as it drips out of the hot blonde's ass. Cris tongue-fucks Maxine before the second cock (Jake?) pops inside Maxine. The couch and floor are a mess, but Cris is a very conscientious housekeeper and hoovers all the ball batter.

Lee Ann, Naudia Nyce, Michael Stefano

Statuesque hottie Lee Ann and scrumptious Naudia both get dressed for the camera separately. Both outfits are a bit softer than some of the fetishwear we've seen in earlier scenes; the action is softer too as the two babes fondle each other. Lee Ann takes control, and the toys make their appearance before Michael Stefano arrives. Naudia's pussy looks very delectable, especially as Michael's thick cock is stretching it open in doggy position. Naudia looks great bouncing up and down on his dick in reverse cowgirl, but it gets better as Lee Ann sucks away when he pulls out. At last, Michael enters Naudia's ass and the A2M antics begin. Lee Ann enjoys it in her ass, enough to take Michael's load internally. When he pulls out his cock, she farts out a big wet load which Naudia slurps up. The two girls kiss. The end credits feature a few moments of Behind The Scenes footage.


Production Values

Both video and audio quality are excellent, but I noticed a couple of times some digital dropouts/artifacts, but I don't know the cause of this. Bad mastering? Bad encoding? Or maybe it's my ancient DVD player? (Which functions like a champ with other discs.)

DVD Extras

Boner Footage (16:52) - Leah Luv's is walking past Red Light District's office and ends up using her sucker-sucking abilities to something more lucrative. I'm sorta wondering if this is real or acted, but the longer this goes on, the more it seems like Leah's a true amateur. The kicker is the cumshot. You can decide for yourself.

Behind The Scenes (21:15) - The BHS footage is a combination of scenes from the photo shoots, extra sex and true non-feature conversations. In some DVDs, I've seen the three types of extra footage split up into their own separate sections, but this one works well as a medley.

Photo Gallery - This autoplaying slideshow presents some typical still shots. What's atypical is the relatively high image quality; I've seen a lot of mediocre photo slideshows, and at NTSC resolution, that's pretty darned bad.

The obligatory Web Access page finishes up the DVD extras.


Conclusion

I don't see how anyone can walk away from this movie without an opinion; it's quite a handful. There were a few moments that made me reach for the remote to fast forward through, but in each case the action changed before I actually pressed the FF button; there were plenty more moments that had me hitting the REW button.

Jake wisely stays away from making the cum a fetish object. Anal sex and anal creampies are already enough; I don't see any benefit in having the girl fart the cum into a shot glass and shooting it like tequila.

The casting was excellent; all too often, there are actresses who simply don't belong in some movies. The casting call was for hot and nasty anal sluts, and that's who showed up to the set. I did prefer the scenes that had more vaginal action.

Jake has put together a fine movie here. I won't be watching this every day; I got to be in the right mood to load this into my DVD player's tray. For those of you who live and breathe truly nasty anal action, you're gonna love this one.


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