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Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated

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Aaryanna's ratings for Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  8/17/2003
Love is … never having to do everything you see in girl/girl videos!


When my girlfriend and I got together recently, this is the video that we enjoyed. ‘Critically Acclaimed’ is a compilation disc that combines scenes from some of the slightly older ‘Babes Illustrated’ issues. The photography and the settings are very colorful. And all of the girls really appear to be genuinely into one another during their encounters.

This video features a wide variety of action. There’s plenty of kissing and pussy eating, which is a must. There’s also a fair amount of masturbation, finger and dildo fucking, and a little tribbing (pussy-to-pussy humping). I might also mention that the finger fucking – where the girls use their own digits to hungrily impale themselves or each other -- was some of the most passionate that I had ever seen. So, if watching fingers in twats is something you really enjoy, you’re sure to find this disc to be quite satisfying.

The only complaint I have with this video (and this is a ‘biggie’) is that the music completely drowns out the girls’ real sounds – which causes the emotionality to drop off considerably. To make up for this loss, my girlfriend and I resorted to adding our own sound effects – moans and gasps, mainly – which, I might add, is something we rarely do in real life (to the consternation of our boyfriends). Imagine, if you will, two girls engaging in “porno karaoke” – and you’ll get the picture! We had a blast!

The opening scene places two babes, a luscious blonde with gorgeous breasts, and a fair-skinned black girl, in an outdoor hot tub. The girls kiss each other’s lips – and lick each other’s nipples – to get their juices flowing. And they spend a lot of time with their tongues in each other’s mouths – and then in each other’s twats.

When it’s their turn, both girls throw their heads back in ecstasy as they spread their legs wide. (And my girlfriend, to enhance the mood, added a little cooing sound effect in the background.) The blonde girl’s tongue looked especially good disappearing within the black girl’s dark pussy lips. The black girl eventually returns the favor by fucking her mistress with a fluorescent yellow dildo – and I hard time judging which girl’s snatch was prettier. The scene ends when both girls enjoy licking the flavor of the blonde girl’s love tunnel off of the screaming yellow implement.

The second scene, which is just as passionate, features two gorgeous blondes making love on a nicely tufted mauve-colored sofa in front of a romantically roaring fireplace. One girl fucks the other with her tongue, and then reaches in with her fingers to massage her G-spot. The girl receiving the pleasure then gives some of her own by also finger fucking her friend’s pretty blonde slit. The scene ends with a nice rear view of each girls’ shapely ass – with a gun-shaped dildo jammed deeply inside.

The third vignette, which was my favorite, features a blonde and a brunette masturbating – for each other – outdoors on a beachy chaise lounge. Both girls really enjoy watching one another go-to-town in their pussies. The blonde spreads baby oil all over her eager snatch, and then rubs and pokes it furiously with her fingers. The camera gives us numerous legs open views, and you’ve never seen a woman enjoying herself so much. The brunette, inspired, also joins in. And the scene concludes when both girls fuck themselves deeply with dildo and fingers – in both their pussies and assholes – to achieve a pair of glorious finishes. (My girlfriend and I both admitted to each other later that neither of us has ever masturbated so brazenly; but it certainly was fun to watch.)

The fourth scene is a threesome with two blondes and a redhead – all of whom have great figures – who wantonly strip off each other’s bikinis, eat each other’s pussies, and then fuck each other with dildos. One girl, Jill Kelly, I believe, has really luscious tits. And both of her gal pals spend a lot of time squeezing them (I would) – while eating her pussy in turn. The girls finish by jamming the fake phalluses up their cunts so heartily, you’d almost swear that their lives – and orgasms – depended upon it!

The fifth and sixth scenes both take place in an indoor car fix-it garage. A blonde and a brunette kiss and eat each other as they lean up against the side of shiny red sedan. And two brunettes and a blonde in the next vignette make out in the backseat of a sporty beige convertible. There are numerous tongue-in-twat close-ups, and several eat me from the front and from the rear conclusions. And the girls in both scenes appear to have much more fun than I ever remember enjoying during my own experiences on lover’s lane.

The seventh scene, fortunately, didn’t need any audio supplement. A pretty blonde and brunette noisily make out on a floral-cushioned wicker sofa at night. They start off by kissing, and then by eating each other missionary – and sitting on each other’s faces. The conclusion comes when the blonde uses clothespins to pinch the brunette’s nipples – while simultaneously fucking her friend to conclusion with a multi-speed dildo, and sharing a romantic kiss with her at the end.

The finale features two broad cheekboned blondes who impale each other with toys. Although this scene is short, the girls end by fucking each other with a double-headed dildo – while simultaneously intertwining legs and passionately grinding their pussies (and clits) together. This was the first fucking trib action I had ever scene, and I really liked it a lot.

As a final note, I just wanted to let the women readers out there know – that even though my girlfriend and I enjoyed watching this video, that doesn’t mean we necessarily have a desire to do everything portrayed in it to ourselves. Neither my girlfriend or I have any interest, for example, in fucking each other with dildos or tribbing (rubbing pussies together) – although we agree that the depiction of both can be very beautiful.

As I’ve said before, “Love is … never having to do all of the things you see in porno videos.”

With its eight uncut scenes, ‘The Best of Babes Illustrated’ is a cornucopia of visual delight. I wouldn’t want you to miss it. Peace out!



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