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In an ode to “The Bride of Frankenstein”, we see Dr. Fuckenstein (Evan Stone) attempting to bring Jennifer White to life. Perhaps in a celebratory mind, the doctor fondles Jennifer’s body and licks her wonderful titties. Well, the bride seems to respond to vaginal stimulation, especially when Evan licks her pussy. Jennifer’s lovely cookie gets further probed when Evan bangs Jennifer in both and spoon. Evan has to stop and pull out a few times, but he gets back to pumping Jennifer’s box, eventually getting ridden in cowgirl until the very end.
A sepia-toned search through a desolate landscape leads a sexy explorer, Gracie Glam, to a lost tomb containing a mummy. For whatever reason, Gracie immediately starts blowing the mummy, taking much of the stiff’s std-stick in her mouth. Gracie’s fellatio preps her partner enough for a reverse-cowgirl ride while she fiddles with her love button. Ms. Glam gets more aggressive with some cowgirl riding, and after some time, the mummy is revived enough to plow Gracie in missionary. Instead of finding any long lost treasure, Ms. Glam gets a faceful of spunk.
Count Dracula, in the form of Anthony Rosano, finds a sleeping victim: Tara Lynn Foxx. The vampire attempts to put the bite on Tara, but instead, he wakes the sexy blonde, and surprise, she’s horny. So, she is immediately shown sucking the Count’s cock, even doing a bit of deep-throating. Tara later finds herself getting her pussy penetrated from behind. Tara also gets a pretty good slamming on all fours and on her back. Likewise, Tara takes a pretty charged reverse-cowgirl spearing, and then reclines on her side to get some spoon-style action. Now, we all know that vampires supposedly have the power to charm or otherwise mesmerize their victims, but the way Tara moves her ass when she subsequently rides the baloney pony in cowgirl is equally spellbinding too.
A full moon compels werewolf Tommy Gunn to change into his beast-man form, and while on the prowl, he spots Lizz Tayler. But alas, despite catching the maiden, Tommy can’t bring himself to kill her. As karma would have it, though, Lizz is willing get freaky with her visitor, and soon scarfs down Tommy’s little monster. Tommy face-fucks Lizz, and then gets Lizz howling thanks to some cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl poking. Lizz also gets a commendable power pounding in spoon. After dumping his dick sauce on Lizz’s face, Tommy reverts back to human form.
Andy San Dimas is out in the forest, honoring the memory of a lost loved one, at least until zombie Tom Byron shows up. The walking corpse pursues a terrified Andy back to her place, but hey, the dead-dude wants some poon-tang instead of brains. In little time at all, Andy gets her pussy licked, which puts her in a very loving mood. As it turns out, her living impaired partner’s cock works, as shown when Andy doles out some hand and mouth on cock action, and in return, Andy gets her pussy probed in missionary. Even better though is the way Andy moves her body back and forth when she’s riding the rocket in cowgirl. Following some spoon-style screwing, Andy rides Tom’s bone in reverse-cowgirl, which actually gets Andy’s legs quaking.
The early cinema-feel look of a few of the scenes was an excellent touch. The DVD also had some good extras, like an entertaining Behind the Scenes segment, a decent Photo Gallery, and a trio of trailers. (My pick: Lord of Asses 15).
As both a porn fan and a classic horror aficionado, this was an interesting DVD. In my opinion, Gracie and Andy totally stole the show with their respective scenes, but everyone put forth some condemnable effort. Granted, I had hoped to see Sunny Lane get banged, but hey, perhaps that’s meant for a sequel. Ultimately, when push comes to shove, Creature Feature can generate a few thrills.