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Creamed (Anarchy)

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astroknight's ratings for Creamed (Anarchy):
Overall Rating 2 stars
Creamed (Anarchy) overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Creamed (Anarchy) Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Creamed (Anarchy) Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Creamed (Anarchy) Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Creamed (Anarchy) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Creamed (Anarchy) DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Creamed (Anarchy) A/V Quality rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/31/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 104 min.

Production Date: 5 / 14 / 2003

Director: Mario Del Toro

Cast: Alaura Eden, Cytherea, Cherry Lane, Kylie Rachelle, Fallon Summers, Benjamin Brat, Brian Heston (listed here as Mr. X), Dez, and John West

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I expect false advertising. That’s all I ever expect from Anarchy.

Initial Reaction: There’s some hot sex, but as usual Anarchy as a company comes off as a bunch of douchebags who can’t ever be completely honest about what they’re offering.

Who Should Watch It : Creampie fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting high quality camera work and editing or who likes supporting companies who are honest with their customers

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are kind of hit or miss. The audio is okay, but the balance is often off and there’s plenty of background noises (including the crew). The video is pretty well done. There’s virtually no grain and it’s nicely lit, but there are some fast zooms and a few feelings that whoever was working the camera wasn’t always sure what they wanted.

Music: There’s music during the tease portion that’s nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, but none during the sex scenes.

False Advertising: Most anybody who’s picked up an Anarchy DVD knows that they can’t fully believe what’s on the cover. Out of all of Anarchy’s DVDs I’ve seen, the only one that hasn’t had false cover advertisements is Internal Explosions, and that’s just because they apparently hadn’t found anybody sleazy enough to write their cover ads (since there weren’t any). Here, the front cover lists a claim of being an Interactive DVD, which to put it simply, is a steaming pile of horse crap (much like Anarchy itself). The only interactivity this DVD offers is the standard main menu and chapter menu like is on every other DVD out there. If this is an interactive DVD, then so are 99% of the other DVDs out there, both in mainstream and adult. The back cover also states the DVD has Direct Scene & Action Access. “Direct Scene Access” is a fancy way to say it has a chapter menu, which the DVD does have. “Direct Action Access” is a fancy way to say that you have a menu to let you jump directly to specific positions or sex acts in the movie, which the DVD does not have. This makes it another steaming pile of horse crap, and has helped Anarchy to keep the longest running streak of False Advertising penalties of any studio with yet another half point penalty to the overall score.

Menus: The main menu has some nice animation to help it give a good first impression. There’s also a basic chapter menu that lets you choose a scene based on a scene number and a small clip from each scene.

The Feature

Creamed works with a simple idea (which might be the only types of ideas around Anarchy). You start with a good looking girl teasing the camera and talking a little about what she likes sexually, which will include having a guy cum inside her. Then you have her fuck a guy and finish it up with the guy cumming inside her like she said she enjoys.

Scene 1 - Alaura Eden and Dez

Alaura starts things out saying that she loves getting fucked in her ass before dancing around in a hot little fishnet top and stockings with black shoes and a black studded collar. She joined on a blanket by her suitcase pimp Dez, and greets him with a kiss. He admires Alaura’s fantastic body including going behind her to work on her ass with his tongue and fingers before sliding underneath her for some sixty-nine action. They break apart so Dez can finger bang both of Alaura’s holes and so she can take him into her throat before he looks like he might let go with a small pop in the air. Alaura keeps working him over orally and even gives him a little titty fucking before letting Dez fuck her pussy doggie style. She moves to the top for a little reverse cowgirl anal and sucks Dez’s cock clean before letting him spoon her ass. Finally, she has him cum in her ass before squirting some out for proof.

This is a pretty hot scene. There’s great chemistry between Alaura and Dez, and they keep things moving very well. Alaura makes the anal look easy, and makes the anal cream pie a thing of beauty. The only problem I had with the scene is the feeling that I’d already seen it somewhere else, although it’s one of the best scenes in the movie.

Scene 2 - Fallon Summers and John West

Blonde Fallon talks about her love of sex while showing off in a flowered bikini top and jean shorts before things move to John interrupting her study time. She decides to blow off studying to get some, and quickly strips out of her shorts and bikini so John can tongue her puffy pink pussy, which just happens to be nicely shaved clean. She gives John a hummer in reciprocation before turning around and letting him bone her from behind. They mix up a little spooning and more cocksucking before Fallon climbs up for a cowgirl ride. She has John nut in her pussy, and then hops off as a little cum and some chunky looking stuff comes out to lick it up.

This is another pretty good scene. Fallon is cute and puts some nice effort into the sex. She looks like she enjoys herself even though John sometimes looks like he’s only about half there. This is a pretty hot scene.

Scene 3 - Kylie Rachelle and Brian Heston

Dark haired eighteen year old Kylie starts things out wearing a pink halter top and panties with a jean skirt diddling herself on a park bench before moving on with her visiting neighbor Brian while looking for her dog. She joins him on his couch, and soon after has his cock in her mouth and her big fat natural titties hanging out. Brian licks her shaved slit in return before fucking it missionary style. Kylie sucks his cock clean before riding it reverse cowgirl style, and then lets John pop in her pussy.

This is a pretty good scene that should have been better. Kylie does a very nice job, and is cute, energetic, and looks like she loves what she does. Unfortunately, the camera work leaves plenty to be desired. It focuses almost completely on the penetration and rarely shows Kylie looking like she’s enjoying herself. It also can’t keep up when Kylie stands up to catch the cum falling out of her pussy. This is a pretty good scene that should have been hot.

Scene 4 - Cherry Lane and John West

Brunette Cherry starts things out in a short jean skirt and a white shirt before meeting up with John on their vacation. Since things are going so well he decides they should make it all the more memorable with some sex, and goes right to sucking and caressing her tits while rubbing her pussy. They exchange oral favors before John gives it to her missionary style. Cherry climbs up to ride him reverse cowgirl style before letting him spoon her. She finishes things up having John shoot his seed into her snatch missionary style before standing up to let it drip out.

This is a pretty average scene. I’m not sure what it was about this scene, but it just didn’t work as well for me as the other scenes. It might be because it seemed just like the last two scenes in the movie, including having the same guy as in one of those two. Cherry looks like she’s into it pretty well, and takes what she says is her first internal cum shot nicely. This is a decent scene, but didn’t strike me as anything special.

Scene 5 - Cytherea and Benjamin Brat

Cytherea starts things out laying out and getting a tan while talking about what she likes sexually before she’s joined by Ben. She eagerly takes his cock into her mouth before lying back so Ben can eat her tiny twat. He surprises her with a dildo when she gets on all fours expecting to be fucked, and when it sounds like she’s close to squirting moves her on to the real thing. Ben gives it to Cytherea from behind before letting her roll onto her back for a little missionary work. He works her up to a couple good squirts with his fingers before letting her ride his cock reverse cowgirl style. They finish things up in missionary before Ben blows his ball butter into Cytherea’s pussy.

This is a pretty good scene. Cytherea and Ben have very nice chemistry and seem to know just how to push each other to keep the scene from dragging. I love hot they tease the squirt and just the overall feel of the scene. This is a very nice scene to close with, and easily one of the best scenes in the movie.

Creamed is a pretty good porno with some annoying problems. The most annoying of those problems is the piss poor audio, which interferes with every scene with a poor balance and plenty of background noises. It’s too bad, because there’s some nice chemistry in the scenes as well as some nice cream pies. The girls all do a nice job, but sadly the camera work leaves quite a bit to be desired. It often moves around like somebody had too much cough syrup for their lunch and frequently left me wanting a different camera angle. Many of the angles are odd, and the camera at times feels like it’s afraid of showing the girl’s face unless there’s a cock in it. More than anything, though, the camera work and editing struck me as being done by a bunch of people with an attitude of “Fuck it, it’s just porno.”. Luckily for them they brought together a great cast that helps Creamed rise above the average mark. Creamed manages to show a lot of what to do and what not to do in a porno, and ends up being a decent but fairly forgettable creampie movie.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for many of Anarchy’s releases. The photo gallery includes about twenty very nice looking snapshots. There’s also snail mail crap, website information, and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts almost seventeen minutes. After a few outtakes and a little fun on the set with Cytherea trying out for Hell’s Angels membership, things go to an interview with Cherry Lane and Fallon. There’s also interviews with Kylie Rachelle and Alaura Eden. It’s a pretty good behind the scenes featurette with a decent mix of what happened around the set and interviews that give you a little feel for the girls.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, rimming (male > female), ass to mouth, anal, titty fucking, cream pies (both vaginal and anal), toys, and squirting

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Anarchy’s DVDs can be found online for between about $10 and $25, with several stores offering them for under $15. At the low end this one might not be bad, but you might want to rent this one first. The sex is pretty good and there’s some decent effort put towards the extras. Unfortunately the audio sucks bad, and might hurt the replay value on this one.

Note to Anarchy: If you’re trying to be the most memorable company out there, you’re definitely doing it since people remember lies and deceit much longer than being treated right.

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