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Cream Pie Girls 1

Cream Pie Girls 1

Studio: New Machine
Category:  Cream Pies
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astroknight's ratings for Cream Pie Girls 1:
Overall Rating 1 star
Cream Pie Girls 1 overall rating 1 star
Female Looks Cream Pie Girls 1 Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Cream Pie Girls 1 Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Cream Pie Girls 1 Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting Cream Pie Girls 1 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Cream Pie Girls 1 DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Cream Pie Girls 1 A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  8/12/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 87 min. Since the boxcover states Over two hours and 30 minutes (a difference of over an hour), I’m deducting a full point from the overall score.

Production Date: Dec. 2004

Director: Don Fernando

Cast: Lisa Marie, Holly Wellen, Layla Rivera, Felix Vicious, Lori Lust, and five uncredited guys

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Although New Machine doesn’t give me a lot of hope, Lisa Marie and Felix Vicious taking cream pies definitely makes me interested enough to check this one out!

Initial Reaction: It’s quite forgettable.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of the stars

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting cream pies with volume or anal cream pies

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio varies throughout the movie. Some of it has a nice balance while other parts are out of balance. There’s also a few background noises and echos that interfere with things a little. The video is also pretty good. It’s nicely lit for the most part and has just a slight hint of grain, but there is a little camera motion and some shadows.

Music: There’s a bit of music that’s a little on the loud side during the tease portion of the scene. Once the sex starts it disappears.

False Advertising: The boxcover lists behind the scenes, but none appears on the DVD. I’m deducting another half point from the overall score because of this.

Menus: The main menu is okay and blends a still with a clip from the movie in the background. The chapter menu is surprisingly good, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene along with the name of the girl in the scene.

The Feature

Cream Pie Girls keeps things simple. Each girl introduces herself and talks a little about herself to start the scene. She normally moves on to diddle herself before having her partner join her, and then finishes things up with an internal cum shot.

Scene 1 - Felix Vicious and a guy

Felix starts out in a cute purple and black animal print bit of lingerie. She slowly dances around while stripping down before moving to the bed to lightly play with her bald beaver. After starting out with her fingers she quickly moves on to a vibrator and fucks herself both on her back and on all fours. She brings in her other toys next, a kind of twink-ish sandy haired guy with a few tattoos and piercings. He works on her from behind with his tongue and fingers before having her climb onto his face so they can sixty-nine. She climbs off to suck his cock without any oral encouragement, and makes sure to give her man plenty of fantastic eyes, a little throat, and a soft “I love you” or two before getting on all fours so he can fuck her from behind. Felix gets on top for a reverse cowgirl ride next before lying back for a little missionary work. Finally, the guy pops in Felix’s pussy after she gives him a weak “Can we cum together?” when he tells her he’s going to cum. After he drops his load in Felix’s pussy, she pushes it back out without any editing cuts.

This is a pretty good scene. As always, Felix looks fantastic and throws some great eyes out during her performance. I don’t think there’s much doubt that her uncredited partner is her off camera partner as well, and they have nice chemistry here. There aren’t any of the problems that normally seem to happen with girls who bring their suitcase pimps in for a cream pie scene. This is a pretty good start to the movie.

Scene 2 - Layla Rivera and a guy

Layla starts things out in a black and pink outfit sitting on a stool. She plays with her pussy wearing black gloves at first before stripping one off and attacking each of her holes. She calls in for her sex toy, and after sucking his cock bends over so he can fuck her from behind. She climbs up for a reverse cowgirl ride next followed by lying back for a bit of missionary work. Finally the dude jerks his cock into Layla’s pussy. She lets go with a few pussy farts, spanks her beaver, and tries to draw his cum out with her fingers without much luck. All she ends up bringing out is a small stream of piss, and everybody seems to give up shortly after that.

This scene didn’t do a lot for me. Layla is definitely cute and energetic, but her reactions often seemed forced to me. Even worse, her vocals came off as extremely fake and the camera seemed overly focused on the penetration. If that’s not enough, having the action limited to the same three positions for two scenes in a row made this scene seem a bit too recycled. Finally, I couldn’t help but have a little doubt for the cream pie since none of it was ever really seen. This scene left me extremely bored.

Scene 3 - Lisa Marie and a guy

Lisa Marie, the cute brunette cover girl with a great set of pierced tits, starts out the third scene talking about her piercings and her great body while stripping out of a black mesh top, skirt, and panties. She doesn’t bother playing with herself much, and instead has a hard cock come in and join her almost immediately. She goes right to sucking cock while explaining that she’d rather suck a hard cock than strip and dance and that she didn’t think anybody would mind. She lays back so her guy can tongue and finger her twat before getting on fours so he can bang her hard from behind. She sucks his cock a little more before riding him cowgirl style, and after a little more cocksucking turns around for the reverse cowgirl. Finally, they finish things up with a bit of missionary work and the dude stroking himself into Lisa’s pussy. She tries to squirt it out afterwards, and you can see a drop or two make it out.

This is a hot scene. I really like Lisa Marie’s look, and she has an extremely natural feeling about her fucking. She’s energetic and vocal, but not so much that it feels like she’s faking things. The camera work left a little to be desired here due to quite a few shadows and some angles that seemed slightly off, and the scene was also held back a little by not really getting to see much cum at the end. That said, Lisa’s enjoyment of the fucking makes this an enjoyable scene that worked for me quite well. This might be my favorite scene in the movie.

Scene 4 - Holly Wellin and a guy

Eighteen year old blonde Holly starts out the penultimate scene in a tight white dress that gives a pretty good view of her sexy Valentine-ish red and white underthings beneath. She strips down and teases her holes with her fingers before bringing in her black sex toy and going right to sucking his cock. They quickly go from cowgirl to doggie, and Holly continues to mouth her man’s meat between positions as they move through a bit of missionary. Of course they finish things up with some missionary work, and the guy squirts his seed into Holly’s pussy with quite a bit of it flowing out of her pussy and around his cock. Holly plays with it a little and then gives a small effort to try squirting what’s left back out while licking what she can get off her fingers.

This is another okay scene. Holly’s cute and looks like she enjoys sex, but the guy comes off as a bit of a joke. He looks like a wanna and Holly has to suck his cock so much before the final missionary and cream pie I started to wonder if I was to be watching an oral movie.

Scene 5 - Lori Lust and a guy

Lori, an older brunette, strips out of her red dress and black panties to diddle herself a little. When a guy joins her she gives him some slow sucking and stroking before climbing up for a cowgirl ride. He picks Lori up and puts her down on her back for some missionary work as Lori strokes her pussy and talks to him. He pulls out of Lori’s pussy to shoot it in, and as soon as it starts flowing he shoves his cock inside to finish filling her up. Afterwards Lori blows a kiss and waves as she wishes the viewers buh bye.

This scene lost me fairly quickly. Lori’s pretty good looking and has a nice body, especially when one factors in a few extra years. Unfortunately, the scene moves along so slow that I was getting bored with the scene before the blowjob was even done. Lori looks like she’s having a good time, and does a nice job with the vocals, but the pace of the scene combined with some fairly lazy camera work made this a disappointing end to the movie.

Cream Pie Girls is a pretty basic cream pie movie. The girls are cute and as is no unusual for this type of movie, the guys often appear to be their real life partners. The camera does a pretty good job of capturing the action, but it also has a fair amount of motion, a few odd angles, and a bit of shadows that obscures the action. The action is also held back by the guys not looking like they have much volume for their loads, as it’s pretty rare to see much cum after the guys shoot it in. Throughout the movie, Cream Pie Girls floats around the average mark with some good looking girls and above average sex, but the below average pops often cause it to dip below the average mark. Cream Pie Girls isn’t bad, but if also leaves a lot to be desired.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery contains about thirty very nice looking snapshots and full screen photos. There’s also company information and a few trailers.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, toys, cream pies (vaginal), anal (finger), and interracial

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of New Machine’s gonzo movies can be found online for between about $15 and $22 with most stores offering them for around $20. Rent this one first or aim low. The action isn’t bad, but it also isn’t memorable. The technical aspects are okay and the isn’t any real effort put into the extras. This is a pretty average DVD if you don’t count the things the cover says that aren’t included.

Note to New Machine: Lying to people about what you’re going to give them isn’t a good way to make them follow you. They will remember it.

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