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Cream My Crack

Cream My Crack

Studio: Red Light District
Category:  All Sex , Anal
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sexotics2006's ratings for Cream My Crack:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Cream My Crack overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Cream My Crack Female looks rating 2.5 stars
Male Looks Cream My Crack Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Cream My Crack Sex rating 3 stars
Plot/Acting Cream My Crack Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Cream My Crack DVD Extras rating 0 stars
Audio/Video Quality Cream My Crack A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by sexotics2006  on  1/16/2012
With a DVD name like this one, chances are you are not looking for a quality story but are rather concentrating completely on the money shot. Thus, this review too will skip the scene development and cut right to the chase – what are the cumshots like?

Scene 1 – Veronica Lynn & Cassie Courtland

What’s HOT
- Although the two girls fuck only one guy for the entire 10-15 minute scene, we get four other anonymous cocks that enter the scene one after the other at the end and make sure to pump Veronica’s Lynn’s mouth full of cum. This was unexpected and welcome!
- All cumshots are done in standing-over-69-style where the guys cum onto Courtland’s back and shoot down her ass crack into Lynn’s waiting mouth.
- Lynn has some very enthusiastic cum play in between ejaculations. She’s definitely not afraid to get her cheeks, chin and neck nice and messy!
What’s NOT
- The 10-15 minute segment leading up to the cumshots has every different position under the sun but offers very little in the way of hotness. Strange.

RATING: 7/10

Scene 2 – Nikki Nievez

What’s HOT
- Director Michael Stefano once again takes us pleasantly by surprise by starting the scene off with multiple cumshots down Nievez’s doggy-style asscrack – no lead-in necessary!
- Nievez then proceeds to go through a typical 10-15 scene that ends in three more blasts.
What’s NOT
- This scene features the absolute WORST zitty, razor-burned ass and pussy you’ll ever seen in porn. I wanted to enjoy the cumshots so much but Nievez’s buttocks are so absolutely gross here that she looks diseased. Avoid at all costs unless you’re purposefully looking to gag.

RATING: 1/10

Scene 3 – Mya Luanna

What’s HOT
- One of the sexier asian chicks around, if that’s your thing. In this scene especially, her pink/fuscia eye shadow and puffy pink lips give her a damn arousing face.
- Same standing-over-ass reverse-doggy-style cumshots here and we get four of them in a row. The first two are nice and thick and coat everything but by time we get the 3rd and 4th guy shooting on her, the volume gets to be too much and the entire flood cascades down her crack to the floor. Nice and sloppy!
What’s NOT
- Only that there is no variation here at all in terms of previous scenes. She fucks the same guy for the entire scene in various positiosn (and it is strangely boring) and then multiple anonymous cocks come wandering in. We get the same crack-cumming position with every shot: good for the camera, bad for the need to see multiple pleasures!

RATING: 5/10

Scene 4 – Tiffany Rayne & Haley Scott

What’s HOT
- Top scene in the movie.
- Some rather ‘intimate’ ATM and lesbo analingus. If those are your fetishes then this is going to be your scene.
- Blonde-on-blonde action: these girls are hot and so close in looks that I quickly got confused as to who was who!
- Very enthusiastic multiple load cum-eating. Rayne/Scott (whoever is on the bottom – like I said, I lost track!) does not let a droplet of semen go to waste here, sucking every load out of the other gal’s ass crack with the force of a vacuum cleaner.
What’s NOT
- Some really annoyingly idiotic sex dialogue. One of worst is: “Mmmmmmmmm! Your ass tastes so good - you're like candy!” Like fuck, do the girls think every viewer is a virgin loser who’ll believe anything? There’s no such thing as an ass that tastes good, and we know it! Just shut up and lick her!

RATING: 8/10

Scene 5 – Annie Cruz


What’s HOT
- Some nice and thick cumshots on her ass crack, volumous enough to cascade down and literally make a puddle on the floor below her cooch.
What’s NOT
- Unattractive asian chick in a rather boring scene
- Salad tossing… that is, girl eating out guy’s ass. Sorry to not have an open mind here but there’s nothing more erection-deflating for me than to see a guy’s hairy buttocks squatting over a chick’s face.
- Brown-sludge-around-the-hole anal sex; need I say more?? You know what I’m talking about. I imagine it is hard to avoid during many anal scenes, but for shit sakes (pun not intended) leave those parts out of the final cut!! What an unfortunate way to end the movie – making the viewer want to vomit!!!!!

RATING: 1/10

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