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Cock Hounds

Studio: Metro
Category:  All Sex , Straight
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Rieekan's ratings for Cock Hounds:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Cock Hounds overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Cock Hounds Female looks rating 2 stars
Male Looks Cock Hounds Male looks rating 1.5 stars
Sex Cock Hounds Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Cock Hounds Plot/Acting rating 1/2 star
Extras Cock Hounds DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Cock Hounds A/V Quality rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by Rieekan  on  8/18/2001

* DIRECTOR: Brian “Cheeks” Williams (1997)
* DURATION: »85mins
* FEMMES: Alyssa Allure, Idalis Hunter, Obsession, Randee Lee & Sunny.

WELCOME to Rieekan Review #5 Cock Hounds. Cock Hounds was a free DVD from a recent fivestardvd order. I originally chose Climax Shots 4: Jacked In The Box but Evil_Rip’s review persuaded me to change. Cock Hounds didn’t look or sound very promising but I felt the need for a raincoater and it was the next trashiest DVD. My own folly ...

There is some attempt at a set-up in each of the scenes but they shouldn’t have bothered at all. I was particularly unimpressed when the first scene tried to convince me that Alyssa Allure was a babe. Basically, Cock Hounds has five unrelated gonzo scenes.

SCENE 1: Alyssa Allure & Sledgehammer. Alyssa is exceptionally unattractive and it boggles the mind as to why Sledgehammer and Stoney get excited when they see her. She sucks the Sledge’s mighty meat in his car but this isn’t pretty to watch. She continues blowing him in a house, then he goes down on her, which looks very bad. He rims her a little and PowerDVD is suddenly on x8 fast forward. They mish on a couch and he really stretches her open – this scene may have been interesting if she had gone for anal. They move to doggy but it doesn’t look any better from that angle. Alyssa is still quite scary and so is the Sledge’s manhood, which also has a strange scar on it. Finally, he cums a disproportionately small amount on her tongue, which dribbles on her chin as she struggles to suck his log. A poor scene not helped by Alyssa’s occasional look of pain.

SCENE 2: Obsession & Stoney Curtis. I’ve often wondered what porn would be like if the guys weren’t quite so buff. This scene explains why they are. Stoney isn’t even skinny by normal standards but the camera definitely doesn’t add 10lb. He looks almost like a POW, and Obsession – an ordinary-looking black woman – doesn’t help. Of course, the idea that you and most other people probably look like this during sex is extremely frightening too. Porn makes a lot more sense now ... Obsession has a nice body with small natural tits but bad hair. She blows Stoney, looking up at him, which is actually very well-filmed. The A/V quality in this scene is also higher than the others. He licks and rims her before they mish on a couch. They fuck against a pool table and then back on the couch with her on top. They move through a good variety of positions without much trouble. He shoots a large load on her face, which she recoils from. When it cuts back, her face is clean as she licks him.

SCENE 3: Idalis Hunter & Stoney Curtis. Idalis is a very cute young black girl with nice natural breasts (fairly large) and an innocent face. She blows Stoney with her eyes closed and a slow head-sliding action. He licks her bushy vagina on a bed for a while then she sucks him again. She thought she brought him to orgasm but there seemed to be a plumbing problem, as she was licking and jerking him hard but nothing happened. She continues sucking normally and then he takes over. One would expect a tiny or non- existent load after all that, but he gets off another good shot into her mouth and on her chin and shoulder. She makes a slight gagging noise but smiles. She spits the cum out of her mouth and gives him some post-cum head. Idalis is a real cutey but there’s no sex!

SCENE 4: Randee Lee & Kyle Stone. Not two of my favourite stars for certain. This scene is extra grainy and looked like it was shot on film – old film at that. Randee is very unattractive with messy hair and Kyle looks his usual strange self. Randee does have nice white tits and looks a bit better as she lies down on a couch and is eaten out by Kyle. After that, she kneels to blow him but there’s a weird change in lighting and her face looks horrible, much worse than before. She gives a poorly-filmed b.j., then into the fucking. They are actually very energetic even if they can’t muster heat or looks. After the vaginal mish and doggy, there’s some anal mish, which looked ok. He pulls out and sprays on her neck and chin. She sucks his cock a little.

SCENE 5: Sunny & Stoney Curtis. Sunny is the extra-cute, lovely young girl on the cover. Stoney licks her a little on a bed, then she blows him. She looks pretty and does a good job, though the first shots aren’t well-filmed. Finally, there are some great top-down angles as she sucks his cock. They 69 on the bed, which isn’t so good for angles but they get into it and actually look like they’re having sex, rather than just putting their bodies in various positions. Stoney fancies himself a starlet and unleashes the dirty talk. They doggy-screw first but the filming is poor, almost tripod-work. Sunny gets into the action, enjoying herself and Stoney’s humping. That’s a rare treat and she makes a lot of noise to boot. She rides him, which has the unfortunate effect of prominently displaying his spider-legs, but she’s so nice I can overlook that. She orgasms while being fucked on her side, her body bucking and then collapsing back as Stoney cums on her thigh and stomach. She looks dazed at the ceiling, totally ignoring him. Wow Sunny!

EXTRAS: Extras consist of a website preview, corporate info, ordinary time- delay photo gallery (1:50) and 32 trailers on Side B. If you’re desperate to know those titles e-mail me.

Cock Hounds has a fair few problems and not a lot going for it. The A/V quality doesn’t belong to DVD – a lot of the scenes are extremely grainy with colour problems and it tends to make everyone (more) unattractive. The feature itself is lacking and no amount of trailers can make up for that. On the plus side, there are two shining stars – Idalis Hunter and Sunny.

I’m not sure if Cock Hounds is better than Climax Shots 4: Jacked In The Box – want to trade Evil_Rip?

Exercise caution when raincoating, folks!

Rieekan

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