Movie Studios >  Smash Pictures >  Reviews  > Clothes Freaks
Other reviews of this DVD:
bono-ONE Clothes Freaks 3.5 starsClothes Freaks 3.5 starsClothes Freaks 3.5 stars
LeeScott Clothes Freaks 3.5 starsClothes Freaks 3.5 starsClothes Freaks 3.5 stars
LSBReviews Clothes Freaks 4 starsClothes Freaks 4 starsClothes Freaks 4 stars
Write a review for Clothes Freaks
Send me an email when there is a new review of Clothes Freaks
Clothes Freaks
Video Clips
  • ADT on Demand
  • ADT on Demand

Clothes Freaks

Studio: Smash Pictures
Category:  All Sex
Directed by:
Starring: , , , , , , , , , ,
Released on: 
Where to buy:DVD NewDVD RentStreaming/Download
astroknight's ratings for Clothes Freaks:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Clothes Freaks overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Clothes Freaks Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Clothes Freaks Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Clothes Freaks Sex rating 3.5 stars
Plot/Acting Clothes Freaks Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Clothes Freaks DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Clothes Freaks A/V Quality rating 3 stars
Rating Scale
Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/18/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 166 min.

Production Date: 7 / 8, 17, 20, 21, 26 / 2007

Director: Kevin Moore

Cast: Brianna Love, Carmen Minor, Franchezca Valentina, Lindsey Meadows, Sophia Lynn, Barry Scott, Jerry, Mark Ashley, Sascha, and Van Damage

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Smash has had a very nice eye for talent behind the camera, and not only have I heard great things about Kevin Moore's work but he was a heck of a nice guy when I briefly met him. All those things work together to give me very high expectations for this release.

Initial Reaction: It's a pretty good debut for Kevin Moore with Smash, but also shows plenty of room for improvement.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see girls in plenty of sexy outfits

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of nastier sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a bit throughout the movie. While some areas are clear and well balanced for the audio, others are a bit quiet or have a bit of noticeable background noises. The video is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen. The lighting is a bit inconsistent with much of the movie looking slightly overlit so that the colors are bleached out, but there's very little grain and the camera is nicely steady with very little motion to interfere with the action.

Music: There's a bit of music for the first scene or two, but it quickly disappears and is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.

Menus: The main menu nicely works through a few stills of the girls before settling into a still with a little background animation. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a still of each girl and her name. There's also a positions menu to let you jump directly to specific sex acts such as blowjobs, cowgirl, or cumshots.

The Feature

Clothes Freaks runs as far as it can away from alt-porn and instead focuses on girls looking good. Each scene has the girls changing outfits at least once, and mixes things up with bikinis, classy outfits, and even a little fetishwear while naturally throwing in plenty of tease. There's even a little story to start out out each of the scenes, although none of them are connected.

Scene 1 – Franchezca Valentina and Van Damage

Kevin starts out peeping in on brunette Franchezca as she rolls around on a bed in a long black rubber coat with matching gloves and boots. When Van appears she happily starts sucking his cock and lays on the bed holding a heel as he fucks her face. She mixes in some great eyes and a little titty fucking as she sucks him, and they both play with her pussy as well before Franchezca gets on all fours for Van to spank her ass and fuck her from behind. Van helps her undress and worships her feet a little before Franchezca puts on a pair of pink and black striped stockings for him while sucking his cock a little more. They fuck doggie style a little more before she adds a matching bikini top and rips open her stockings for Van to play with her pussy. Franchezca moves up to ride him in each of the cowgirls as he plays with her ass, and they mix in plenty more oral play. Next, Franchezca changes into a pair of sexy patterned black stockings for a little more doggie fucking before Van reaches through them to play with her holes and lick her ass. He rips them open to fuck her form behind, and even gives it to Franchezca missionary style before finishing things with a nice facial.

This is a darn hot scene. Franchezca looks great in every outfit she tries on, and it works into the scene pretty well due to how strong the chemistry is between her and Van. The scene moves along at a nice pace, and my only complaint about the scene is how the sex has to start in doggie after every outfit change. A little more variety there would be nice, but at least there's plenty of oral mixed in as well to help it out. This is a very nice start to the movie.

Scene 2 – Carmen Minor and Jerry

Extremely cute brunette newcummer Carmen shows up at the door in a tan knit top that barely covers her tits, jeans, and shades quickly getting the message across of what she has in mind before Kevin steps outside to chat with her as she enjoys a smoke outside. She pulls down her jeans to show a little thong and a killer ass before heading inside to strip down to show several large tattoos and to put on a little red dress and clear porno pumps. Jerry arrives as soon as she gets dressed and kneels on the couch, and moves right in to kiss and slap her ass and finger her pussy. He gives her a little kiss and has her lay back so he can tongue and finger her holes a bit more before letting her up to lick and suck his cock. They start fucking doggie style before Carmen moves up to ride Jerry in the cowgirls. She gets back on her back for him to fuck her ass, and he keeps it up spooning and in doggie. Finally, Carmen goes back to her back to let Jerry fuck her pussy missionary style before they finish things off with a nice cream pie and a bit more fucking.

This scene leaves me with mixed feelings. Carmen does a good job for this being her first scene, but does make some rookie mistakes like mugging the camera excessively. At the same time, she puts out some nice vocals and energy, and gets into the sex pretty well. This means that fans of fresh talent will probably really like this scene, but for me I like women who look a little more experienced and at ease in front of the camera. My other problem with the scene was that I missed some of the “dress up” play. I love that Carmen started out in easy street clothes, and she also looked very nice in her red dress. After Franchezca's multiple changes in the first scene, I was a little disappointed that there wasn't another outfit or two here. All that said, this is still a first scene for Carmen and although it has some faults I think she shows quite a bit of potential.

Scene 3 – Lindsay Meadows and Sascha

Lindsay starts the next scene out sitting on the patio in a sexy black and white dress with black peep toes chatting with Sascha about him and his woman. He shows her a pair of black hooker shoes and a little black and red outfit he got her wondering if Lindsay thinks she'll like it. Lindsay offers to put it on for him so he can see how it looks, so they head inside where she puts on the panties, sexy black patterned stockings, and black and red corset. She gives Sascha a bit of a lap dance before helping him out of his pants and into her mouth, and he rewards her with a few fingers for her pussy as she works him over orally. She gets up to ride him cowgirl style and even lets him fuck her in midair before laying back to take it missionary style. Lindsay decides to raid Sascha's girlfriend's closet for more clothes, and strips down to change into a sexy turquoise bra and panties before letting him fuck her doggie style again. She gets up for a little reverse cowgirl and sidesaddle fucking before letting Sascha take her from behind one last time. Finally, Sascha pulls out and buts his nut on Lindsay's ass.

This is a pretty hot scene. Although I don't care for her tattoos, Lindsay is a hot girl with a great body and a fantastic smile. She looks great in each of the outfits, and I love her comment about raiding Sascha's girlfriend's closet to get more clothes. She gets into the sex nicely and there's nice chemistry between her and Sascha, but once again it seems a little heavy on the doggie fucking. This is a pretty good scene that felt like it could have been tightened up a little more.

Scene 4 – Brianna Love, Victoria, and Mark Ashley

As platinum blonde Victoria and dirty blonde Brianna kiss on a couch and play with each other, Kevin checks out a few of the outfits he has out. Brianna drops down to eat Victoria's pussy before he moves in to comment on them starting without him. He brings them over to check out some of the outfits, with Brianna picking a black outfit and Victoria picking a multicolored bikini that they help each other into. They go back to working on each other with Victoria licking Brianna from behind as Mark watches and then moves in to get his cock sucked by Brianna. He moves to the floor so Victoria can sit on his face while the girls team up on him orally before Victoria gets up to take a reverse cowgirl ride. The girls change outfits with Brianna going for a little white lingerie and getting fucked from behind while Victoria finishes putting on some bright pink lingerie and then lies back for Brianna to eat her pussy while Mark continues to bone Brianna. Mark moves over to fuck Victoria missionary style before Brianna lays back for a little of the same with Victoria watching, working on her ass with a pink vibe, and leaning over to suck Brianna's tits. Mark lets Victoria have another turn, this time fucking her ass missionary style, before moving back to fuck Brianna from behind with her wearing a pair of tight jeans that get ripped open. Mark finishes up fucking Victoria from behind in a pink bikini before letting the girls share a nice facial.

This is a fun scene, and perhaps my favorite in the movie. There's great chemistry all around and the girls make sure to mix in plenty of kisses with each other. They also mix in plenty of outfit changes, with the breaks when Mark isn't fucking them often being taken up as they change. The anal for Victoria also helped set the scene apart a little, but I was a little disappointed to not see Brianna's sweet ass getting worshiped. This is a hot and fun scene with a very nice balance.

Scene 5 – Sophia Lynn and Barry Scott

Dirty blonde Sophia comes home letting Barry know that she's been gone shopping while he laid back in the chair. He catches a glimpse of her lace-up dress boots and is a bit happy she went to the “naughty shop” and more than anxious to see her try on what she picked up. He has her strip out of her dress but has her keep her light blue panties on as he admires her ass and has her put on her new boots. She follows it up with a black bra and panties with chains, and Barry makes sure to worship her pussy a bit as she changes. Sophia sucks his cock in return before stripping back down to her boots and riding Barry reverse cowgirl style. Sophia bends over and puts a boot up so he can take her from behind before laying back and letting him take her missionary style. Finally, Sophia gets down to take a nice pop in and around her mouth.

This is another good scene. Sophia has wonderfully expressive eyes to go with a great body, and plays to the camera nicely. Sadly, there were two things that held her scene back for me. First, she played to the camera so much that it hurt the chemistry with Barry, and I'm not sure I've seen a scene where Barry had strong enough chemistry with the girl to stand any interference. Second was that I would have liked a different outfit for Sophia. She has a tight body and a beautiful face, but she also has a very noticeable C-section scar which could have been covered up nicely with the right piece of lingerie (such as the corset Lindsay started out with) for all of the penetration close-ups. That said, I did really enjoy watching Sophia and after this I really hope to catch her in a POV scene or two because I really think she'd be able to knock it out of the park. In fact, with how she did here I couldn't help but wish that this scene would have been done POV style. This is a pretty good final scene.

There's plenty to like about Clothes Freaks, but with anything new there's a few things that could be improved. To start with, I love the idea of having the girls try on a few sexy outfits. Kevin Moore shows some nice patience with the teasing, and the girls look like they're having a lot of fun with the outfits. There's also some very nice chemistry in many of the scenes with the sex being average at its worst and very good at its best, as well as picking up steam as the movie went along. I know a lot of people will really be looking forward to newbie Carmen Minor's anal cream pie debut, and although she wasn't all the way my thing I know there's going to be a lot of people who will disagree with me on it. For me the highlight was the Brianna Love – Victoria – Mark Ashley threesome which oozed chemistry while nicely working the outfit changes into the scenes. The other scenes did it pretty good, but often also had a common flaw of insisting on starting the fucking back up again doggie style most of the time. I have nothing against doggie, but it became way too noticeable right away in the first scene when Franchezca got on all fours to get fucked again after every outfit change. My final problem with the scenes is that the movie didn't have a consistent feel leading into the action. Having some scenes with a little story leading into it while others started with Kevin chatting with the girls gave the movie a slightly jumbled and jerky feeling. All that said, Clothes Freaks does show some very nice potential. With new directors at companies there's often a little time to get in the groove, especially with younger directors like Kevin. He shows a nice eye behind the camera, a good eye for talent, and a good eye for making the girls and sex look good. Doing those things right, I can't help but hope that Smash continues to give him plenty of support so he can do even better in the future. For now, though, Clothes Freaks is a nice start and worth checking out.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Cheating Housewives 4, Moving Violations, Naughty Nanny, Planting Seeds 2, Registered Nurse, Secretary's Day, Whale Tail 3, and White Wife Black Cock 8. The photo gallery lasts about five and a half minutes with about seven seconds per very nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. There's also the ability to replay the tease footage or choose to watch the movie with or without the story.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about fourteen minutes. Sadly, this is a very forgettable featurette. Brianna and Victoria are the only girls to appear in it, and roughly two thirds of the featurette is just them posing for stills. This had my eyes glazing over pretty good, but there is a little of Kevin working with them in the final few minutes. Perhaps the most impressive thing here is you get to see some of Kevin's caring for the little details as he insisted that one of the most important things was that if an outfit was used in the stills, it had to be wore in the movie as well. After seeing quite a few movies where the stills from the cover never appeared in the movie, it was nice to see somebody trying to minimize that here. That was easily the highlight of the featurette for me, and if you skip this one I doubt you're going to miss much.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, feet, rimming (male > female), anal, cream pie (vaginal), lesbian, and group

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. I'd aim for the low end here. The movie is good with a very nice focus on the girls looking good. The technical aspects vary a bit, and although there's a bit of effort put into the extras, the behind the scenes featurette is very forgettable. This is a decent DVD that gives a feeling like Clothes Freaks 2 should really rock.

Note to Smash Pictures: Although there were some hit or miss things in the movie, there's enough potential here that I hope you give Kevin Moore the support he needs to make things even better in another movie.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me .

Other reviews by Astroknight

Check Prices for Clothes Freaks

The opinions expressed in this review of Clothes Freaks from Smash Pictures are not necessarily the opinions of Adult DVD Talk. Adult DVD Talk provides a public forum for consumers to post their DVD reviews. Adult DVD Talk does not edit these reviews.
Free video preview of Clothes Freaks