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Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody

Studio: Vivid
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
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fu_q's ratings for Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by fu_q  on  3/15/2013
Review:
It’s just another freaky day of fucking at the sex shop for Allie Haze and Lexi Swallow in “Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody”. A very good production from B. Skow and Vivid Video, this film successfully parodies the similarly titled cult classic of the 1990s. Indeed, many of its plot elements are similar to those found in the original—in a pornified form, of course—and it’s all wrapped together with some suck-and-fuck action of the sexy variety. To be sure, there are plenty of differences between this one and the original. The setting is an adult boutique instead of a convenience store. The main character—played by Allie Haze—is now female and named “Dana”. The “Jay” and “Silent Bob” characters are now “Jane” and “Silent Bertha”, and—instead of being drug dealers—they’re hookers.....and so on, and so forth. Fortunately, these changes all work out to good effect, and the heat of the sex isn’t sacrificed at the expense of the plot. In all, this film plays out quite well as both a parody and as a fuck-flick, serving as yet another convincing example of Skow’s superior directing abilities.

In terms of the sex, Scene One couples Allie Haze and her boyfriend, Seth Gamble, at her novelty shop after Seth has saved her from a raucous anti-condom mob. While hanging out on the floor behind the counter and discussing the nuances of the porn-watching community, the pair decides to get down to a little chicka-chicka-bow-wow themselves. A sexy oral and vaginal romp proceeds—all behind the cover of the counter—complete with a variety of positions. The festivities are capped off with a pop-shot on Allie’s pussy and pelvis…all followed up by a cummy reinsertion. Hot!

Scene Two finds Chastity Lynn (in the “Jay” / “Jane”) role out in the back of Mark Davis’ SUV. She blows him right there, and he ultimately pops in her mouth in a short-but-sweet oral sequence. All of this takes place as traffic visibly passes by on a nearby street. The angle at which the action is captured and the positioning of the performers work quite well here in establishing a “real” looking scene.

In Scene Three, customers Barry Scott and Jayden Lee head back to a viewing booth in the store to get it on while watching an old Barbara Dare, Paul Thomas, and Tom Byron scene from the 80’s. The festivities kick off in an oral fashion, with both Jayden and Barry pleasuring one another. The b.j. work here is hot, as Jayden looks good with a dick in her mouth and even better when she’s riding one. The oral and vaginal work that follow are sexy, and it doesn’t take long for it to end up in her bum for a solid anal pounding. A pop-shot on the screen in the room—and also on Jayden’s face—close out this fine affair. Of course, Jayden licks the screen clean. Hot!

Scene Four has Chastity Lynn (“Jane”) and Kelly Divine (“Silent Bertha”) getting it on with a pervy cop (Evan Stone) in a storage area. The two ladies work each other over, but most of their time is spent with Evan’s cock in their respective asses. The double-blowjob action is also sexy, and Kelly even does some ass-to-mouth out of Chastity’s butt as well as some squirting while getting anally pounded. This raunchy romp is finished off with a facial for both ladies, followed up by some oral cock clean-off, cummy-kissing, and cum-swapping. Very nice.

In Scene Five, Allie’s ex-boyfriend for whom she still has a “thing” (Brian Street Team) stops by the store. After convincing her that he’s actually not getting married to his current girlfriend—despite what the newspapers are saying—the two head to a back aisle for some fun times. Allie is quite attractive here—particularly with her pants off and Brian’s dick in her mouth—and the vaginal fucking that ensues is steamy, to say the least. She gets into some excellent positions up against the racks in this one, all of which are captured quite well by the camerawork. Near the end of the sequence, Brian pulls out of her and jizzes all over her pelvis. Not finished yet, however, he reinserts and fucks her for a good time more…all as his seed goops up her bush and trickles down her leg. This is a spectacular scene!

Scene Six brings together Lexi Swallow, Allie’s snarky lesbian co-worker, and Allie herself after the two have had a bit of a fight earlier in the evening. It turns out that Lexi is in love with Allie, and—upon some aided-introspection—Allie finds that she’s in love with Lexi, too. A passionate girl-on-girl affair proceeds, with the ladies clearly being into each other and showing a good deal of chemistry. By the time that all’s said and done, the fingers and tongues have been intimately involved, as has a pair of black vibrators…and each of the women is left fully satisfied. Good stuff!

Bonus-wise, there’s a fun BTS (~6 minutes), a cool bloopers reel (~24 minutes), a slideshow of stills from the production, and a non-sex version of the film presented in black-and-white (~34 minutes ; staying true to the original). One also finds a “Cumshot Recap”, four previews, and some advertisements.

In all, this flick is a strong one in both the sex and the parody departments. For fans of the original—or fans of the super-cute Allie Haze—it’s a no-brainer. Even for those who didn’t particularly enjoy the 90’s release—such as myself—there’s still a lot here to recommend this production.


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