Reviewed by Reason
This is another personal favorite from my
collection that gets a decent amount of
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Disc type: 2 sides, 1 layer
Feature length: about 2 hrs
Extras: stills, clips, trailers
I have acquired a handful of Vivid Raw titles
just because they often are on sale at various
netstores. The quality varies a lot: sometimes
you get a DVD that should be good on the outset
but isn't (Femme 2), and sometimes there are one
or two hot scenes amidst less exciting stuff
(Channel X). You hope to come across the
occasional gem. Choose Your Cooze is the best of
the lot so far. It is also an all-condom movie,
penetration-wise, so those who have a strong
aversion to condoms can leave at this point.
Still here? Good. The premise is simple.
Apparently the producer called a bunch of
pornstars and asked them who they'd want to work
with, and the results can be seen on this DVD.
Each scene is prefaced by the pornstar in
question explaining his or her choice, and also
some tease footage (with boring and unimaginative
music that fortunately doesn't play during the
1. Mikki Taylor, Alexandria Nice and Eric Price.
Of the girls, I'm not sure who is who. There is a
skinny blonde with "loose skin" (I don't know how
else to describe it) and a darker haired girl
with implant scars visible under her nipples. The
scene is shot in some sort of industrial backlot
with assorted junk, and is actually pretty hot,
even if it turns out to be my least favorite one
in this movie. The darker-haired girl gets
2. Brian Surewood, Blake Palmer and Elle DeVyne.
I haven't seen ElleDeVyne in anything else. She
wears a sexy red dress and seems to have
everything it takes: natural soft breasts with
large nipples, and everything else in proportion.
She looks kind of Christmasy in that dress, and
would make a nice present. The dress comes off,
when the two big hairy guys start manhandling
her. She shows she's got the right attitude for a
porn chick when she gets DP:d by the guys. Good
scene. (It occurs to me that Elle would be a
natural for a tit-fuck, which she doesn't do in
3. Taylor St. Claire and Temptress. The movie
just keeps getting better, when these girls get
friendly with each other. They look very pretty
together. Temptress likes to bite on Taylor's
nipples and sort of gently stretch them between
her teeth. Temptress is one of those women
blessed with a prominent clit, and Taylor pays a
lot of attention to it. There's also a purple
curved dildo that gets into the action. I can
believe that these girls enjoy their work.
4. Eric Price and Melanie Stone. Melanie is
another dark-haired cutie. The scene takes place
on and around a red couch. I like the way Melanie
smiles and keeps eye contact with the partner
when she gives head. She also jerks him off for
the final cumshot. That doesn't happen often
5. And of course, Inari Vachs with Byron Long.
What I like about Inari is the fact she can use
words like "substantial", as in "I like a man who
is substantial", and she also can take that
substance in her ass. There's also the sword-
swallowing she does to start with. Inari does
good wet slobbery blowjobs. Another thing to
point out is the way she moves her hips when she
is getting it from behind, or when she is in the
OK, we have five scenes, and none of them suck.
My preference here would go like this: 3-5-4-2-1,
although I had to think a little in the third
place Probably it was Melanie's smile that won
Picture and sound are good throughout. There is
something about my copy that my PC's DVD drive
doesn't like; the DVD player software tends to
freeze near the end of the movie.
I don't know about the extra material. In
principle it should be fine to get a B side of
extra movie clips, but these are from the
standard Vivid movies, and there is no indication
about which movie the given clip is from.
In summary, this is a fine all-sex movie, which
just might appeal to female viewers as well. But
it might not be sleazy enough for the extreme
On the other hand, Vivid could rethink the
packaging of their movies. The extras are not