Hairy pussies, teased hair, no tattoos, no piercings, such tepid sex scenes - how did we ever get off on this stuff? We know it wasn't made on another planet because Randy, Hershel, Tom and Peter, all amusingly svelte here, are still going strong, but the starlets are long forgotten.
Well, almost forgotten.
Nikki and Beverly play hookers who want to leave the fuckee-suckee life, and somehow land jobs on a small town newspaper. They proceed to fuck and suck their way to the big scoop, exposing an Arab plot to take over Dennys and Bob's Big Boy. Paul Thomas is credited with the script.
Nikki was one of the forerunners of the teenie look and she gave good head. Amber Lynn and Beverly generate some good enthusiasm, but director Robert McCallum isn't very creative in building any heat. Bryttny Stryker is the one performer who would fit right in todays far more intense environment. She was the first starlet I ever saw do a DAP, in Backdoor Brides, I believe. No anal here though.
To be fair to all involved, the image on this DVD is fuzzy and in spots almost unwatchable. A shame, because the babes are definitely watchable.