* DIRECTOR: Toni English. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Anna Malle, Celeste, Nancy
Vee, Nikole Lace & Nina Hartley.
OVERALL: I really wanted to like this
movie – it seems so hard to find a decent Celeste
film (the sexy covers tend to be misleading).
Sadly, the plot is barely enough to keep viewers
awake and the sex is Vivid through and through; I
shouldn’t have expected anything else but I took
a gamble. Might be remotely of interest to
couples. If anyone has recommendations for a good
Celeste film please e-mail
FEMALE LOOKS: The women sport early 90s
hairstyles but were quite good-looking,
particularly Celeste (as always). The other
brunettes were good too – Anna in a sexy business
suit, Nancy in a red leather get-up and Nikole in
lingerie. Nina however brought things down a
MALE LOOKS: The usual mix – a guy with
annoying long hair (Marc Wallice), a pensioner
(Joey Silvera), a guy who could be good-looking
but just looks weird (Woody Long) and Steven St.
Croix (isn’t he in every Vivid film?).
SEX: The sex is standard Vivid fare –
mechanical, unimaginative, dreadfully lacking in
heat and poorly filmed through a soft filter.
Matters aren’t helped by bad lighting, condoms
and horrible music.
Scene 1 – Nikole Lace & Marc Wallice. It’s not
pleasant watching Wallice, especially because he
doesn’t wear a condom. He does however keep his
black underwear on, so shots from the rear look
like he’s wearing a strap-on. All the usual
positions plus anal and a cumshot on her butt.
Scene 2 – Anna Malle & Joey Silvera. Fairly heavy
grain in this unremarkable scene – same routine,
again with anal (and condom) and a pop on her
Scene 3 – Celeste. Not really a scene but some
filler with beautiful Celeste taking a shower.
Not bad but how about Celeste in some hot sex?
Still, the woman is a goddess and these one or
two minutes are enjoyable.
Scene 4 – Nina Hartley & Steven St. Croix. Even
as a gigolo, it’s hard to see why St. Croix would
sleep with Hartley. Another boring scene but
worsened by her annoying voice. St. Croix
unleashes a forceful pop but it’s hidden by the
blinding spotlight turned on Hartley’s face. You
get a better view when he proceeds to lick it
Scene 5 – Celeste, Nancy Vee & Woody Long.
Celeste is blindfolded and goes through some
girl/girl motions with Nancy, which wasn’t bad
but wasn’t good. She briefly sucks Woody then
rides him to a quick dribble-pop on her chest.
The scene was quite boring and abrupt.
Scene 6 – Celeste & Steven St. Croix. Again
poorly filmed but with some bare heat between
Celeste and St. Croix. Suck, blow, two-position
fuck and hey presto, some forceful spurts on and
past Celeste’s tits. She licks some of his cum,
which he takes back with a kiss.
PLOT/ACTING: The plot was fairly boring
but reasonably well-acted and had an occasional
moment, including one hilarious line between a
lawyer and his adulterous client: “What the fuck
am I paying you six figures a year for?” “I
didn’t know I was on retainer to keep your pants
up.” A divorce, a lawsuit and a counter-suit –
not particularly interesting topics and perhaps
not ideal for a couples movie.
EXTRAS: 5 chapters, 15 previews, 16 sex
scenes, Vivid girl bios & web preview. The
usual “4 Hours of Interactive Fun” fluff.
A/V QUALITY: The video quality was average
at best but it varied a good deal, with a lot of
scenes blurry or washed with grain.
Unfortunately, the audio quality was pretty
sharp – unfortunate due to the awful, annoying,
persistent music played throughout.
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