The continuing adventures of Pierre Woodman in the land of gorgeous
girls brings another batch of interviews and sex scenes to inform,
entertain, titillate and provoke. The format is as usual - castings
shot in a very basic way are followed by either on-set coverage
of a shoot or a sex scene chosen to highlight the specific performer.
This tall, slender brunette sports a short cropped cut and has already
done "kitsch" photos with Jean-Pierre Armand (the mind boggles)
and some DP stills for a German photographer, so she's hardly coming
to this as the much vaunted virgin. Sadly, when she strips off,
it's clear she's had a boob job. She claims she likes girls and
has tried anal but isn't keen (sounds familiar?). There's coverage
of a punk-rock styled photo shoot where she takes on three of the
usual suspects and then another shoot, featuring anal and DP with
Lengin and Le Castel, in what appears to be a typically wholesome
Canadian kitchen location. Chanonne looks so much better with long
hair; one would almost swear it's a totally different person.
Interview: Paris, April 1994. Photo shoots: Private 127, Pirate
This absolutely gorgeous Romanian girl, with long, silky red-brown
hair and piercing blue eyes, first came to my notice as presenter
of Superfuckers 1. This interview illustrates a certain point about
Pierre woodman. Often, we credit him with his innate skill in getting
girls this gorgeous to do things the viewers would never imagine
they would consider. However, it's clear that in many cases, such
as Dayanna, they need little convincing. Check out her body language
and facial reactions as she's interviewed, admitting an experience
with two guys and a fantasy to try it with girls.
Pierre's line of enquiry about guys pissing in her mouth is met
with a coy smile but any response is unfortunately cut off by an
abrupt jump to a sex scene from Superfuckers 3, where David Perry
and Alain Deloin treat her to a good old fashioned seeing-to, to
which she responds noisily and enthusiastically, her golden tanned
skin just glowing all over her gorgeous slim form. They go straight
from her pussy to a strong DP. Horny Dayanna gobbles off Alain's
spunking cock before stroking David off onto her face with apparent
excitement. It ain't romance, that's for sure, just mindless hard
banging but pretty good as that sort of thing goes - besides, if
there's a niche for it, why not fill it?
Interview: Budapest, April 1999. Sex scene: Superfuckers 3
By pure chance, before I stuck this disc in the drive, I had only
just finished watching Mario Salieri's Naples Interdite wherein
gorgeous busty brunette Monica is seen looking luscious in some
typically fiendish Salieri scenario. This is a charming interview
in which Monica, a nineteen-year-old student who gives her name
as Sylvia, acts delightfully coy when the idea of sexual fantasises
is mentioned. So maybe she's a little shy but her charms cannot
be denied, especially when she removes her top. Lovely. Unfortunately,
the only action to back this up is a slightly jumbled excerpt from
Christoph Clark's Weekend in Bologna. Monica, black stockings, mediocre
sex and some poor camera work - couldn't they have come up with
better than this to show off such a lovely girl?
Interview: Budapest, August 1996. Sex scene: Gaia 3 - Weekend
Another student girl looking for something to occupy her spare time,
Paty is a pretty Costa Rican lass who apparently has more sexual
experience than her sweet looks might suggest. She comes away with
a great comment about how being with more than one guy at a time
must be tiring! Her attractive but unfortunately tattooed body is
seen in a number from No Sun, No Fun, where Paty plays a maid who
entertains four guys to some DP and anal which all ends with a veritable
sperm shower. Did she like it? I wonder. Condoms are worn for this
scene that includes Pierre's copious verbal prompting as he toils,
frankly unsuccessfully, to get the cast to do his bidding.
Interview: Costa Rica, February 2000. Sex scene: Gold 43 - No
Sun, No Fun
Lovely brunette Gabriella is one of my favourites, the sister of
Henrietta who had already worked with Pierre. Oddly she doesn't
seem to really appreciate what Pierre is about and that the desired
job in fashion modelling isn't on offer. It takes a couple of interviews
for Gabriella to commit to this dirty old business, though I was
mildly disappointed to find no great revelations, though typically
ungentlemanly Pierre quips in French as an aside, "If she's got
her sister's pussy you could drive a truck in there!" What a charmer.
Meanwhile Gabriella strips off to reveal her super curves. Pierre
approves. Frankly, he'd be mad not to.
The sex scene to follow this up is taken from Superfuckers 2, taking
place firstly on an inflatable in the pool where Pascal and Bob
Terminator stuck it to Gabriella in the usual ruthless manner, then
more guys cluster round on the pool side where the action takes
in anal, double penetration and double anal before several loads
are fired in her general direction. This isn't a total disaster
- Pierre's forte for good looking hard shaggin' is much in evidence
- but I recommend True Anal Stories 9 in particular, though the
look in Gabriella's eyes at the end of her Animal Trainer 3 appearance
is something else.
Interview: Budapest, December 1998 and February 1999. Sex scene:
Sitting there on the bed, looking all pouty and pretty and sexy
and sulky, occasionally giggling as she states her interest in only
doing soft erotic shots, pale redhead Marianne gives us a real sense
of what this is all about in essence. Simply, Pierre is asking us
"Don't you just want to see this girl get it?"
There are some highlights besides as Marianne comes away with some
funny answers to the usual rude questions. She thinks sperm in the
mouth is good for you as it has lots of vitamins. This is followed
by an amusing exchange between Pierre and his translator (Tania?)
as they debate the merit of this viewpoint. She says she eats it
and she doesn't know! Marianne is so slow stripping off that the
tape runs out before she's fully on show, so you'll just have to
make do with an on-location style look at a sex scene from Tatiana
2, where Marianne and buxom brunette Sandra have a roll in the hay
with Yves Baillat and David Perry. There's anal and DP for both
Interview: Moscow, August 1997. Sex scene: Tatiana 2
She's blonde, she's beautiful, she's got big blue eyes, a decent
command of English and a really super body, and most importantly
an earnest manner that could charm the socks of anybody, and that
definitely includes Pierre. So much to and fro goes on in this interview
that it's pointless for me to try to explain. If you have any interest
at all in this series, I'd recommend you check this one out. If
not, do me a favour and give this series a wide berth.
The longer this whole pantomime goes on, one has to wonder exactly
who's stringing who along as Lilou mutters about how this is disgusting
and that is horrible, sometimes looking genuinely flustered, sometimes
seeming uncommonly composed. So yes, Pierre apparently does talk
a supposedly reluctant young lady with a dearly loved boyfriend
and a heart set on a career in fashion modelling into the grubby
world of porn, but I really am so bored with all the ill-informed
debate about the veracity of these scenarios, not to mention the
supposed exploitation and all the rest. If a man who actually knows
the absolute truth about what really goes on could raise his hand
and enlighten us all, I would be much obliged.
Otherwise, I am just going to treat it as a scene in a movie and
I am just going to keep watching. I can't deny that I find this
all hugely interesting viewing and not simply because of the cheap
voyeuristic opportunity, but because it's far more closely related
to real world issues of morality, ambition, desire and so much more
than we typically see in pornography. And no, it doesn't hurt that
the action just so happens to include a top class shag from the
wicked Mr Woodman for this delicious willowy blonde.
The cherished boyfriend is long forgotten by the time Ms Lilou is
spread out on the bed, languorously accepting Pierre's head between
her long legs and acting absolutely nothing like someone unused
to having sex with strangers. Pierre sticks it to her in his inimitable
fashion (i.e. fast and furious, causing her to lash and thrash around
the bed) and initiates her into anal with his fingers only. She
says she can take no more, but returns a few days later for another
stiff seeing to, this time taking it in the ass. It's great stuff
and they really seem to hit it off. The key moment in it all, however,
is perhaps a little exchange before the first sex when she shows
him her new watch, which apparently cost a fortune. That certainly
started the little cogs ticking over…
Interview and initiation: Budapest, June 2000
Far be it from me to bandy insults about money-motivated performers
around, but there's no denying that seems to be Erika's prime objective.
It's instructive to hear, therefore, that Pierre isn't actually
too keen on girls just out for cash - I won't repeat what he calls
them - and so no matter how attractive Erika might be, and she is
very attractive indeed, with sparkling eyes and a great body, you
can tell this just isn't going to work out.
Interview: June, 1995.
As always I am well aware that in virtually everything he does Pierre
can be an acquired taste, and further consideration must be given
to the fact that much of the generous running time is purely chat
with no nudity. However, I still feel this is highly recommended
viewing for anyone with an interest in the particular girls, or
European porn in general. It's a good example of the series and
the Lilou scene is particularly provocative on several levels. The
usual issues are present and correct- if unaware, please don't expect
anything other than the most basic standard of photography during
the castings - but I enjoyed it. Your mileage will doubtless vary.
Cynics should not apply.
Picture quality is good, especially considering the rough and ready
nature of some of the shooting, and the sound is perfectly acceptable
with the range of language and subtitle options to help you along.
The menus are slick, though the extras could be a little more generous,
but overall the standard is high as usual from Private.