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Cameltoe Perversions

Studio: Smash Pictures
Category:  All Sex , Fetish
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astroknight's ratings for Cameltoe Perversions:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Cameltoe Perversions overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Cameltoe Perversions Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Cameltoe Perversions Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Cameltoe Perversions Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Cameltoe Perversions Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Cameltoe Perversions DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Cameltoe Perversions A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/8/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 89 min.

Production Date: 3 / 6, 13, & 27 / 2004

Director: Dirrty & Kracka

Cast: Joelean, Demi Marx, Jamie Brooks, Haley Paige, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Dwayne Cummings, and Juan Cuba

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Smash has been really impressing me lately. Iím going into most of their movies with high expectations.

Initial Reaction: As Tony the Tiger might say, itís grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot and fun sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an extreme emphasis on camel toes or nastier sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and nicely balanced. Unlike so many of Smashís other recent DVDs, the audio is nicely balanced between the left and right speakers. This is a great change from the authoring where the music came out of one speaker and everything else came out of the other speaker. The video is just as good. Itís very nicely lit and free from grain. This just might be the best looking and sounding DVD Iíve seen from Smash.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: Thereís no time stamp for the feature (which is really odd because the photo gallery has a time stamp). This is one of the little things that always stands out to me. Quite often I donít have the time to watch a full movie, and I also like to jump back to specific spots in a movie. With a time stamp you can jump to specific instances in a movie and with many players leave a movie to come back to the specific instant you left off. Without the time stamp youíre stuck going back to the chapter breaks only. From what I understand it takes almost no effort or cost to include a time stamp, so whenever I come across a DVD without one it always seems a bit cheap to me or like whoever made the DVD didnít really care that much about the people who are buying it. I love what Iíve seen from Smash and know they care about the customer. Iíve actually had questions about this from them, so I really hope to see this fixed in the future!

Menus: The main menu has a bit of the cover with a little animation. You can select a scene by number, which then takes you to another menu which lets you jump to a specific point in each scene. The only thing thatís really missing is something to tell you who the lovely lady in each scene is.

The Feature

Camel Toe Perversions goes with one of the fetishes thatís nearly completely ignored in porn. Thatís right Florida Voters, itís camel toes, where the girl pulls up her panties to make it look like a camelís toe in front. Each scene starts out with a humorous opening which somehow brings in camel toes, and the action quickly progresses after that.

Scene 1 - Jamie Brooks and Steven French

Jamie starts things out on a stair machine wearing only a pair of sheer black panties and a white net top. Sheís interrupted by Steven, whoís looking for the camels. Jamie doesnít know anything about camels, but offers to show him her camel toe. They head inside where Jamie shows him again before letting him give it a kiss. Jamie lets him skullfuck her in return before he tongues and fucks her pussy. They start out in missionary before moving through a bit of reverse cowgirl, doggie, and the traditional cowgirl. Finally Jamie takes a nice facial keeping her eyes wide open and sucking out the last few drops.

This is one heck of an impressive scene. I love the fun start between Jamie and Steven, and Jamie just doesnít let up the entire time. Her vocals are darn near perfect, making it sound like sheís really into the sex but not going overboard. She also puts in some excellent energy, and had me so impressed that I was afraid that I wouldnít be able to feel my feet by the end of the scene with how my blood was rushing away from the outer edges of my body.

Scene 2 - Demi Marx and Jaun Cuba

Demi starts things off playing with herself on a bed and giving a nice little camel toe. She finds Juan hiding from immigration in her house, and makes a deal with him: she wonít tell immigration if heíll properly worship her camel toe. He examines it both visually and with his tongue before letting Demi worship his staff of power. She climbs up to ride him cowgirl style before laying back to do a little missionary work. They keep going through doggie and reverse cowgirl before finishing things up with a nice facial that goes pretty much everywhere but Demiís mouth.

This is another great scene. There are few things in this world as beautiful as Demiís ass jiggling in the air as she rides a cock, and she puts in plenty of energy and great vocals to go along with her ass. She and Juan also have very nice chemistry, and Demiís vocals are a real joy as sheís crying out for Juan to fuck her with his wetback cock. This is an extremely hot and fun scene.

Scene 3 - Haley Paige and Steven French

Steven starts out the third scene jerking off while admiring the eighteen year old camel toe on display while Haley gets a little sun. Sheís put off at first, but after talking with him a little decides to take him inside to see how French dick differs from American dick. They exchange oral favors before Steven gives it to Haley doggie style. They keep it up with the other common positions, including a few breaks for Haley to suck her juices off Stevenís cock, and even bring in a bit of pile driver. Finally Haley takes an impressive pop all over her face.

This is yet another very impressive scene. Haley and Steven have great chemistry and both put in some very nice energy. Iím really glad to see the positions change a little to include the pile driver, and Haley handles the facial extremely well. This is a great scene.

Scene 4 - Brooke and Scott Lyons

When Brooke finds Scott laying back on the couch looking like his usual crack whore self, sheís disappointed because heíd rather play with her camel toe than make love. She gets into it a bit and lets Scott play with it before he kisses it before sucking his cock in reciprocation. Brooke climbs up to ride Scott in both cowgirls before letting him spear her from behind. They keep going through a bit of spooning and missionary before Brooke has Scott decorate her face with an impressive load.

Despite having Scott Lyons in it, this is a hot scene. Brooke and Scott have nice chemistry and both put some very nice energy into the scene. Brooke is probably the least attractive girl in the movie to me, but she has a fantastic body and knows how to use it. This is another great scene.

Scene 5 - Joelean and Dwayne Cummings

Dwayne finds Joelean stretching out on her bed when he comes in to get a little help since his car broke down. He admires her camel toe, kissing it and rubbing it, before moving her outfit aside to get at her pierced coochie. Joelean lets Dwayne suck her clit and than takes his black cock into her throat repeatedly while warming him up. She climbs up to ride him cowgirl style, and lets him take her doggie style and missionary before she sucks and strokes him to a nice facial.

This is a great scene to finish things with. Iíve been really impressed with Joelean lately, and she takes on Dwayne with her usual exuberance while looking like sheís enjoying herself the entire time. I didnít think Joelean did interracial, so I was happy to see this scene. She does a good enough job here that I really hope to see her show up in Smashís White Wife Black Cock series soon.

Camel Toe Perversions is a great fuck flick. Iíll admit that when I first heard of this one part of me was a little scared, but at the same time my curiosity was piqued just because itís something different. Thankfully, different is good. Every one of the scenes starts off on a high note with some nice humor, and keeps the quality just as high as it turns to sex. All of the scenes here are winners, with both the girls and the guys looking like theyíre into each other and putting in plenty of energy. The only complaint I can have about it is that every scene in the movie is a vaginal boy - girl scene, which makes things drag a bit at times. I would have loved to have seen things mixed up by having a lesbian scene where a pair of girls see who can have the better camel toe, or maybe make it a group scene with a guy Ďjudgingí them. A little anal would have been just as welcome, but with the focus on pussies in the title I can understand avoiding it here. Even with that complaint, Camel Toe Perversions is a great fuck flick that should have plenty of repeat viewing potential. Donít pass this one by!


The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Busta Nut 1, Legal Skin 14, My Playtoy, Stocking Secrets 4, and White Wife Black Cock 2. The photo gallery lasts over three minutes with about ten seconds per nice looking framed photo. Thereís also website information and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts a little over eight and a half minutes. You get to see plenty of extra footage for Jamie Brooksí scene, including a couple alternate versions of the intro and a little bit of the sex being shot. Thereís also a little extra sex footage and sex bloopers for the other scenes, and a little interaction between Brooke and Scott and Joelean and Dwayne. Itís a nicely done behind the scenes featurette, especially considering the length of it.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, spanking, interracial, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. Iíd even consider this one at the upper range. The sex is extremely hot and should have plenty of replay value. The technical aspects are also handled very well, and thereís even some nice effort put into the extras. This is a very nice disc thatís definitely worth picking up.

Note to Smash Pictures: Itís great to see you putting more effort into your overall DVDs.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me .

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