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Reviewed by Kelly  on  5/30/2004
Title: Buttman’s Wet Dream
Company: Evil Angel
Length: 2 hours and 20 minutes (140 minutes)
Production Date(s): 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD)
Release Year: 1994 (VHS), 2004 (DVD)
Condoms: None

Director: John Stagliano

The Abridged Version: I will be honest with you. I was not looking forward to writing this review. Even though John “Buttman” Stagliano’s name was on the box as the director, I still did not expect much. This is vintage porn after all. It was originally produced and released in 1994, meaning the picture quality is understandably grainy and the lighting too dark at times. The girls are not particularly my taste, each one a throwback to an era when big hair, tan lines, and implants were all the rage for porn girls. However, I vastly underestimated the allure of cover girl Kristi Lynn and the brilliance of John Stagliano. Essentially, this is one of the more hypnotic pieces of pornography I have ever seen. In-between each sex scene, we visit Kristi in Hawaii, gallivanting about on a beautiful beach or masturbating in a hotel room as the sun sets in the background. And this woman is just so innately sexy that it lulls you into craving her and desiring her. Once it finally happens in the last scene we are not in for a disappointment, as Kristi gyrates her hips and shakes her extremely remarkable posterior through a ridiculously energetic anal romp with Valentino. Visually, she is like a cross between current girl Keiko and recently retired girl Cherry Mirage. But performance wise she instantly reminded me of Alisha Klass, one of the most vivacious girls in the history of pornography. There are, of course, other scenes here. The opener with Heather St. Claire is okay but forgettable. However, Anna Malle’s scene and Roxanne Hall and Janey Lamb’s scene were bizarrely enticing. It all adds up to an amazing feature that, though dated by its appearance, is still hot some ten years after its initial release. Before this, the only Buttman features I had seen were his 2002 masterpiece The Fashionistasand Buttman’s Toy Stories. Seeing this make me understand why he is considered a legend a little more. It also makes me wish he were a bit more active in directing today than he is, only releasing gonzo tapes sporadically. Girls in front of his camera look better there than they do anywhere else. And right now, for my buck, that’s only true of Jules Jordan and Johnni Darkko. Think of all the 2004 girls that could land on Buttman’s set. But I digress…

Scene 1: Kristi Lynn (10 minutes)

Things start off quite nicely as cover girl Kristi Lynn, looking ever so hot in a light blue bikini, teases Buttman by crawling around an exotic, waterfall-like area. Does this look like just an amazing wet dream? You bet your ass it does, except girls in my wet dreams don’t usually have asses this great. But is Kristi’s derriere that magnificent or is it Buttman’s brilliant camerawork? It turns out that Stagliano is actually passed out on a raft in his pool. A fully clothed Kristi comes by and wakes him up. Call me crazy, but Kristi actually looks 10x hotter in the white spandex jogging suit she is wearing here than she did in the blue bikini. She bends over quite a bit, so much so that I almost missed the actual dialogue exchange, filmed in the classic gonzo fashion where the girl talks into the camera and the guy talks to her from behind the camera. It turns out she has come to enlist Buttman’s aid in preparing for her tour. They are heading for Hawaii.

Scene 2: Heather St. Clair (blonde, small implants, typical, mid-90s porn starlet) w/Steven St. Croix and Tom Byron (17 minutes)

Buttman is unsure about Heather St. Claire. Patrick Collins tells him that she has a nice butt. Well, he wants a closer inspection and has called over Steven St. Croix and Tom Byron for second and third opinions. Upon first inspection, Buttman is unimpressed, claiming that her butt is too small. The guys disagree. Of course, as we see her butt from different angles Buttman slowly changes his opinion. It turns out that Heather used to go to a lot of nightclubs and would often win “best butt” and “best leg” contests. She parlayed that into a stripping career, which she then parlayed into a porn career. She displays her talents by stripping for the guys, as some jazz plays on the boom box she brought with her. Wouldn’t you know it? The guys decide to strip too. She quickly finds Steven’s dick down her throat as Tom’s tongue does nasty business on her asshole. Heather does not have a gorgeous face and I generally don’t care for any girl with implants, but I must admit that she has an amazing body. Steven pounds her in doggy briefly before climbing aboard Tom for cowgirl. Oddly, there is a television directly behind the three performers and it looks as if they are watching an Evil Angel porno starring Rocco Siffredi. After some standing doggy style that highlights her sexy white F-me pumps, Tom enters her asshole easily in doggy. The two guys DP her in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, with the latter position being the first time that Heather really seems genuinely into it. Steve shoots off on her ass and Tom explodes over her face, turning to the camera and informing us, “That’s what’s known as cumming on cue.”

Scene 3: Kristi Lynn (4 minutes)

Kristi and Buttman are in Hawaii, on there way to a beach to shoot some publicity stills for Heather’s tour. When they get to the beach, we are witness to a sexy montage of Kristi posing in various swimsuits. In the face and the way she looks into the camera, she reminds me quite a bit of the way Stryc-9 (Cherry Mirage) would tease Tom Byron’s camera in her Whack Attack and Planet of the Gapes scenes. The best moment here comes when Kristi comes in from the ocean wearing a white tank top with no bottom, the water obviously making the top practically see-thru. Incidentally, there is no sound during this montage. There is just some background music.

Scene 4: Anna Malle (brunette, bad implants, very typical mid-90s porn starlet, curly hair, tattoos) w/Alex Sanders, Jay Ashley, and John Stagliano (22 minutes)

Anna Malle is a very aptly named porn starlet, as she very truly was like some kind of “animal” during sex. It would not at all surprise me if she were in the AVN Hall of Fame. Anyway, here Buttman meets her on the streets of Vegas and tries to talk her into filming for him. Unfortunately, she turns him down, claiming to be very busy and eager to return to the friends she has waiting for her in her hotel room. Buttman pays no attention though and follows her to her room, keeping a safe distance as not to be noticed. Once inside, he watches from afar as she strips in her bathroom. Of course, you’d think she would have seen his shadow in her mirror, as it is obviously there, but what the heck, huh. She loses her casual white two-piece top and bottom and puts on a slutty white skirt and red tube top combo complimented by new white F-me pumps. She does eventually notice him and is amazingly kneels in front of him and starts deep throating his cock almost instantly, filmed beautifully in complete POV. Next thing you know, he is sticking his dick in her pussy for standing doggy and then pulling out to finger her asshole and admire her pussy. A knock at the door interrupts things, as her friends have arrived. It turns out that this little sexual dynamo’s “friends” are actually two male strippers she hired to come to her room. What we briefly get is a reversal of roles from Heather’s scene. This time it is the two guys who strip for the female. Anna seems to love it. She can’t help but reach out and suck on their dicks. Before long, they are all three completely naked. Anna sucks on one cock while the other pounds her pussy doggy. After coming to an orgasm, Anna requests that Alex slip it in her ass, which he does without hesitation. They eventually DP her in cowgirl. We close with the classic porn set-up with the girl on her knees and the guys to the left and to the right of her. They both shoot big loads over her face and chest. I am not attracted to Anna, but her energy was infectious.

Scene 5: Kristi Lynn (9 minutes)

Kristi is wearing a sundress and sitting next to a window overlooking an absolutely gorgeous view of a Hawaiian sunset. She proceeds to engage in a stunning solo scene. Female masturbation scenes are usually a bore, but Kristi is unbelievable here. Buttman reaches into finger her ass, but she is on her own as she rubs away to a very loud orgasm.

Scene 6: Janey Lamb (cute, dark blonde) and Roxanne Hall (brunette, busty) w/Joey Silvera (16 minutes)

This is a very odd scene. We are apparently now in London, again in a hotel room. Janey and Roxanne are supposed to be The London Mystery Girls. As such, the lighting is extremely dark and the girl’s faces are kept off camera until the blowjob portion halfway through. John leads them to Joey Silvera, who is waiting for them, kneeling with his head down. The room is almost completely dark, with the only light coming in from below the window curtains. One of the girls proceeds to spank and dominate Joey as the other strips. The domination portion of this scene reminded me quite a bit of the Sharon Wild/Friday/Taylor St. Claire/Rocco scene in Fashionistas, especially when she smothers Joey’s face with her ass as Taylor did Rocco. It is really hard to tell who is who at times, but both of these girls have remarkable, natural breasts. Oddly, the roles are completely reversed in an instant as we cut and come back to find both of the girls hidden in the drapes, with only their lower half uncovered. One is standing in doggy style position with no panties as the other is sitting on the window ledge for what would be standing missionary. Joey slowly screws the girl in standing doggy and then moves to the standing missionary. John films this in mostly close-ups of the penetration. At some point, the audio gives out and silence rules for a couple of seconds. The girls inexplicably put their clothes back on and lead Joey out of the dark room into a normally lit room. There, they strip again and walk around him. Finally, they move in to suck cock and after some quick cuts of extreme close-ups of lips and eyes we pull out to finally see the first girl’s face. It is the very innocent, Lolita-esque Roxanne Hall. And then once the other girl sucks we see her face. It’s Janey Lamb, blessed with a magnificent set of large, natural breasts. Janey takes first turn, riding Joey cowgirl. The girls then lie side-by-side in missionary and Joey goes back and forth between the two. We cut to find Joey screwing Janey doggy. She has apparently pulled Buttman into the action and is sucking his dick during this. Roxanne finishes off by getting screwed in several positions before Joey shoots off on her asshole. The only anal we get is earlier on when Buttman briefly fingers Janey’s asshole. I can honestly say I have never seen a scene in porn quite like this one before. It really reminded me of something John Leslie might do, only Buttman does it better.

Scene 7: Kristi Lynn w/Valentino (31 minutes)

Hawaii has been left behind and Buttman and Kristi are now back in Malibu, awaiting the arrival of a dance instructor. Kristi waits by tanning in the sun on Buttman’s deck. She is wearing a sexy string bikini that fails to cover her breasts. John looks out his window and is surprised to see her playing with herself. He decides to help out by giving her a dildo he had lying around. Of course, this is cut short as Valentino, the dance instructor, finally arrives. Now, Kristi is just very horny and Valentino is in possession of a real cock. He, admirably, maintains the pretense of dancing for a while. However, once she does the splits in front of him he is sold. She has her hands down his pants in no time and Buttman runs to grab his camera. He is just in time to film her devouring Valentino’s dick. What proceeds is a very odd ballerina, in which the two of them keep on dancing, stopping only briefly to fuck each other. This has all taken place on a wooden dancing floor in the center of John’s living room. They continue the dance upstairs and out on a balcony overlooking John’s backyard. In the not too far distance, you can see the ocean and if you look closely you can see cars driving by on streets that the house overlooks. If any of them had looked up they would have seen Valentino fucking Kristi in standing doggy. Kristi gets so into it that she starts leaning over the ledge. They move back inside and start fucking on a bed. Valentino eats her out so adeptly that her eyes roll back in her head as her body writhes around in motions that typically signal an intense orgasm. He pounds her into an even more intense orgasm in cowgirl. The ante is upped yet again in doggy, which sees him almost pounding her off the bed as each thrust seems to move her body ever closer to falling over the side of said bed. To prepare for anal, Valentino works a big dildo in her ass as she rubs her clit with a vibrator. She ends up taking him up her ass in doggy and sideways missionary. He shoots off on the side of her face.

Scene 8: Kristi Lynn w/John Stagliano (2 minutes)

John has to get in on the action. He briefly fucks Kristi in doggy on the bed before popping on her ass. Incidentally, during this whole entire last scene, from sun tanning on the deck to rocking back on John’s cock, Kristi is wearing white F-me pumps. We end with Kristi standing on a beach in Hawaii with a beautiful rainbow arching across the sky behind her.

The Verdict: What was amazing about this movie for me was how much it reminded me of the current work being produced by Jules Jordan and Johnni Darkko. You more than likely have heard of Jules Jordan. And, if you haven’t yet, you will know about Johnni Darkko. They are both contract directors for John Stagliano’s Evil Angel Video, Darkko having signed with them only recently. The general feeling is that anyone can shoot porn. You get a willing girl and guy (or girl and girl, etc.), the money to pay them, and a decent camera and just film. And, in reality, that is what’s wrong with the adult industry today. To many people are “just filming.” Young guys like Jordan and Darkko have very clearly studied the work of Buttman. Girls in their videos look better and give more energetic performances than they ever have before. Well, I am not overly attracted to Heather St. Claire, Kristi Lynn, Anna Malle, Janey Lamb, and Roxanne Hall yet in this video they were hot. Heather is a bit of a lame duck but Kristi, Anna, Janey, and Roxanne are just out of this world. Heather’s scene is a bit more typical porn than I’d like, but Anna’s is kinky, the London Mystery Girls bizarrely sensual, and Kristy outright nasty. In reality, I honestly can’t believe that I’d never heard of Kristi Lynn before this film. She’s amazing and, considering that it was made in 1994, so is this film.

The DVD: As per usual from Evil Angel, this is an excellent DVD. The audio is generally flawless and the video, though grainy, is probably the best that could be expected from a film made in 1994. The DVD menus are nice, especially the main one that features a background picture of Kristi Lynn looking so hot in a blue bikini and with her back turned to accentuate her ass. It looks like something that realistically could have come from the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. Also per usual with Evil Angel, there is a “fetish menu” allowing you to jump right to certain action, such as “ass worship”, “tease”, “toys”, etc. The extras include-
Photo Gallery
Biography of John Stagliano
Filmographies-turns out that Kristi Lynn did several other videos for Evil Angel.
Cast List By Scene-this was very helpful for me in identifying the girls as the only one I had seen in action before this tape was Anna Malle.
Websites

RENT IT or BUY IT: Due to the infectiously energetic performances from Anna Malle and Kristi Lynn, the steady camerawork from Buttman, and the solid DVD this is a definite purchase candidate. BUY IT.

Note: Sadly, I have just read in Astroknight’s review of Buttman’s Wet Dream that Kristi Lynn died in a car crash a year after this film. For more information on that as well as a second opinion on the feature as a whole, I would recommend you look up his review of this title right here at AdultDVDTalk.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. His current favorites include Jennifer Luv, Tyla Wynn, Lee Ann, and Alex Devine. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003), Whack Attack 9 (2001), Nice Rack 6, and Service Animals 7 (2002).



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