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Buttman's Wet Dream

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Overall Rating 4 stars
Buttman's Wet Dream overall rating 4 stars
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Sex Buttman's Wet Dream Sex rating 3 stars
 
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Reviewed by Long Noel  on  10/8/2008
“Buttman’s Wet Dream” (1994)
Themes: Ass Obsession, Anal
Starring: Krysti Lynn, Anna Malle, Heather St. Clair, Janey Lamb, Roxanne Hall, John “Buttman” Stagliano, Valentino, Joey Silvera, etc.
Produced & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano


Current thoughts:
If I got $20 for every porno-flick that I’ve reviewed, I’d probably collect almost $2 grand! I’ve told myself that I will not own more than 8 adult DVDs. I’ve added “Rocco Ravishes Prague” to my collection (still working the second “perfect” Rocco movie and “Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass”) and I’ve had to say “goodbye” to my copies of “Big Booty White Girls 2” and “Buttman’s Rio Carnival Hardcore”.

REVIEW:
I have had feelings for Krysti Lynn ever since I saw her in “Buttman’s Big Butt Backdoor Babes” and the world was robbed of her beauty when she passed away in late 1995. She was one of a kind. I can only think of two active porn stars today who remind me of her and they are Katja Kassin & Flower Tucci. Especially Flower Tucci! She reminds me of Krysti so damn much. But I am unsure if they could take her place… Not too long ago, Anna Malle also passed away (back in 2006). She had some natural mystique about her, too. I just can’t get over how terrible “Buttman’s Inferno” was, which also starred Krysti Lynn and Jasper, another badass woman I can’t seem to forget about for shit. It still wasn’t as awful as “Buttman’s Intimate Exposure” (probably his worst flick, ever)!

Half of this film is dedicated to Krysti Lynn, as half of “Buttman’s Toy Stories” was dedicated to Tricia Deveraux. There are 7 scene in this film and while Krysti Lynn stars in four of them, Heather St. Clair stars in one, Anna Malle stars in one and Janey Lamb and Roxanne Hall. While I am seriously in awe of Krysti Lynn, God rest her sexy soul, aside from her four scenes and the scene with Anna Malle, the rest of this film is just acceptable, in my opinion. As far as Anna Malle goes… I never realized how desirous she was until I saw a photo of her at IAFD. Like Krysti Lynn, she passed away due to a car accident. In her scene in this film, she’s sporting a retro bushy/curly hairdo, as if this scene was shot sometime in the early 1980s. While the tease sequences in every scene is spectacular, sexually, most of this film was off-point. I say this because, honestly, the only man who is really laying any serious pipe was Valentino and nails the shit out of Krysti Lynn in the final scene, starring him and Krysti! I’m not saying this film is weak at all. I mean, it’s very enjoyable, thanks to Krysti Lynn. My favorite scenes in this entire film, though, are the two final scenes with Krysti Lynn. In her third scene, there is nothing going on but some kinky, sensual and heated masturbation, where Krysti Lynn fingers herself with some jazz music playing in the background.

In the finale, she’s sporting a sinful, lustful-ass white thong-bikini, which is stuck in her ass, showing and roughly switching all of the true definition of her juicy-ass-buttocks, in a truly raunchy glory! It drove me batshit when I saw her dancing, making her tail go “Boom!” right in front of the camera and for “Buttman” & Valentino. Some brothers would view this and say “She moves like a black woman!” If Sir Mix-A-Lot ever saw this shit, he would pull his song “Baby Got Back” off the fucking shelves, because Krysti Lynn will murder some black women with this ass and her jiggling jello bowl! This is one tease sequence that you, the viewer, will find yourself using the rewind or repeat (A-B) button over and over again, to see her big ass switch and jiggle! I know because I couldn't get it out of my hear for such a long time! So, after she dances like hell, Valentino eats her booty out and fucks the living shit out of her, wearing her ass out in various positions. Right after he comes, John Stagliano gets inside of her ass briefly before he comes. This alone would make this flick worthy of a purchase, if you have an extensive collection that you don’t mind filling with skin flicks that aren’t flawless.

While I was driven up the wall and addicted the four scenes with Krysti Lynn (three mini-scenes and one full sex scene), I have to admit that the greatest Evil Angel films that star Krysti Lynn are “Buttman’s Butt Freak 2” (The greatest “Buttman” compilation, ever), “The Voyeur’s Greatest Blowjobs & Anals vol. 1” and/or “Buttman Confidential” (a hidden gem and an ominous autobiography)! Not only did Krysti Lynn rip shit up in these three films, but the rest of these films are insanely flawless, just as the scenes with Krysti Lynn are. I have to admit, this was a much better film than the horrible “Buttman’s Inferno”, which also starred Krysti Lynn and another hottie named Jasper. “Buttman’s Butt Freak 2” contains previously unreleased footage with these two women, which belonged in “Buttman’s Inferno”, but was cut out of that flick.

The bottom line? Unfortunately, “Buttman’s Revenge” (starring Nina Hartley) was a much better skin flick than this one. Simply because it’s a flick that you can almost watch all the way through without skipping and FFWDing too many scenes, like this film. All of the tease sequences are better than most of the sexual intercourse here. Please, check this film out, mainly for Krysti Lynn and Anna Malle! See it and find out if it’s right for you to own, although the scenes with Krysti Lynn makes this worthy of a purchase. Although I had given “Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal” a 4-star rating in the past (I wish I had given it a 4.5), “Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal” is a much better flick, overall, than this one. I liken this one similar to “Buttman’s Anal Show”, as far as how I rate this one and my liking! But as I’ve said before, if you’re looking for the perfect Evil Angel skin flicks with Krysti Lynn in them, I strongly advise you to own “Buttman’s Butt Freak 2”, “The Voyeur’s Greatest Blowjobs & Anals, vol. 1” and “Buttman Confidential” (a film that may not even be released on DVD for “personal and technical” reasons).

This DVD has the usual Evil Angel features -- A photo gallery, cast info, filmographies, etc. This DVD was put together very nicely!

Krysti Lynn was one of the most beautiful, spunkiest and exuberant women in the porn industry. Although no one in the industry today can take her place, there is only two porn stars alive that reminds me of her and that is Flower Tucci and Katja Kassin. Only Flower and Katja could maybe match her beauty, her spunk, her persona, her big juicy-booty and her ability to let a man have that ass! Although this shouldn’t be the only reason why she will be missed, she will be missed!

R.I.P. - Krysti Lynn & Anna Malle!

RATING: 88.9% - Check it out!


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