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Buttman's Stretch Class

Studio: Evil Angel
Category:  Gonzo , Masturbation
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Overall Rating 5 stars
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Worth$24.99
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Reviewed by Long Noel  on  3/10/2009
Buttmanís Stretch Class (2008)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Tease, Toys, Fetish
Starring: Aline, Claire Adams, Monica Santhiago & Jandi Lin
Produced & Directed by: John ďButtmanĒ Stagliano

Long Noel Review # 107

Iíve been sleeping on this one for awhile. I knew this would be much different from the usual Buttman flicks. Itís a tease flick. Itís not often that I like a tease flick. Personally, I consider any porno without any real sexual intercourse to be a tease flick. That includes blowjob-only flicks and lesbian girl-on-girl flicks. Most of these kind of flicks donít do anything for me, unless itís something like Jake Maloneís We Suck or Bitchcraft 2. To me, a lot of that shit isnít real pornography. When youíre obsessing over a womanís buttocks, rough sex and anal sex, that is true pornography! This flick was released by Evil Angelís ďsisterĒ company, Buttman Magazine Choice. Why it wasnít released by Evil Angel itself, I have no idea why. I guess this time, itís an all-tease only video without any sex whatsoever. I was at my local video store and I picked this over Jay Sinís Gape Lovers 3, which has a spontaneous cast, by the way.

REVIEW:
Buttmanís Stretch Class is a 201 minute tease-only flick dedicated to drawn-out ass obsession and female masturbation. I believe this is Buttmanís most ass-obsessive flick, right next to Buttmanís Beautiful Brazilian Ass, Buttmanís Anal Show and Buttmanís Rolling Cheeks (two of which I own). The females walk around with a variety of different outfits and even au natural. Thereís so much ass obsession, more than I could even handle in one sitting, one viewing. The ladies walk, switch, bend over, stand up, bounce the booty, get wedgies (stuff their buttocks with the garments), play with a variety of toys, including dildos, vibrators, oversized butt plugs, hair pins, one female even gets a hair-pin pinched on her butt hole. Some of them even get to smother Buttman himself! Aline. Aline. Sheís got some pure-bred natural beauty about herself. She is a bad MF, who starred in Jet Fuel; an interracial flick by John Leslie I was curious about, but lost interest in. Aline. Between her and Monica Santhiago, two women who has got the most perfect ass! Alineís scene lasts for 56 minutes and Monica Santhiago, the star of Buttmanís Beautiful Brazilian Ass, man! First of all, words canít describe how much I fucking crave Monica Santhiago (A regular in Jazz Duroís flicks). Sheís like one of the perfect women Iíve seen in the history of pornography. Buttman tries to put her up on what a wedgie is. She canít speak English. So, Buttman gives her one, she sports some crotchless tights, Buttman whips out his dick and grinds in her butt crack. She does a whole lot of service in her scene. Her scene lasted for 51 minutes. Jandi Linís scene lasted for 64 minutes! Whoa! And Claire Adams, with her fine ass, only gets 30 minutes?! Thatís the only problem Iíve had with this flick. The scenes should have been evened out, in the time department. In Claire Adamsí short sequence, thereís lots of toys, masturbation and ass obsession. Jandi Lin plays with a bunch of toys, Buttman talks with her a lot, she tries on different outfits, masturbates like crazy, wraps herself up in plastic foil, trying to switchÖ Oh! And Buttman gets to cover her mouth when she gets loud, when she comes. He also slaps her face up a bit. There wasnít enough ass obsession for Jandi Lin and most of whatever ass obsession that existed only came towards the end of the scene. A lot of attention is paid to her tattoos and piercings. Aside from the warning on the front cover of the artwork, there are some mild gapes. But they are not explicit, overboard and nasty as something like Gapeman, the Gape Lovers series and even Christoph Clarkís Euro Hardball series.

On the second disc, thereís what I would like to call an alternate version of the film. But really, itís over 2 and Ĺ hours of BTS footage, interviews and more tease, that much more ass obsession, all in one. It makes you feel like youíre watching another flick. I never seen this much BTS footage for one film since, probably, Furious Fuckers: Final Race. Although in the original cut, Claire Adamsí scene was short, the BTS footage with her makes up for all of that. Thereís four photo galleries for each woman, a message from Buttman (where he shows you his office and awards) and 3 trailers for Buttmanís Beautiful Brazilian Ass and the second & third Fashionistas installations. So, this is a fully-loaded two DVD set!

BOTTOM LINE:
Buttmanís Stretch Class is an assmanís weakest point in his entire life! If you like butts & asses of women of different ethnicities, you have got to own this flick. I have every right to believe that this will be my next purchase. You will not be bored with this flick. There will be no fast-forwarding, just an all-out view and there will be a lot of times you will be rewinding this flick, hitting the repeat A-B button you your DVD playerís remote, a bunch of freeze frame. If you do not come at least 40 or 50 times while watching this entire DVD, see a psychotherapist. Even if you donít get to watch the entire flick in one sitting, you can pick up where you left off without any regrets. As Iíve said before, it takes a lot for me to rate a flick with a percentage thatís 96% and above. Not only was this movie so awesome, obsessive and hard, the extra footage was no bitch, either. Although there is no actual fucking and sex going on in this flick, this is the ultimate tease-only, ass-obsessive flick of all time. In history! I could go on for hours, but Iím just gonna leave it at that. This is real ass-obsession for the ass-obsession obsessed man or woman. Plus, the female cast is so spontaneous. The only flaws? Claire Adamsí scene was only 30 minutes and there wasnít enough ass obsession for Jandi Lin. This flick was also very classy, unlike most of the shit you see today, with a lot of gapes, butt noises, milk enemas, innuendos of women with smelly butts and ass-smelling fetishes, which is a norm in flicks from B. Pumper, Belladonna, Erik Everhard, Jay Sin, etc. Damnit, just buy it already. Youíve heard enough. Treat yourself to this one. Buy it without renting it first and you will want to hug me because youíve made such a wise-ass choice! I'm gonna get a copy, but that means I'm gonna have to get rid of my copy of Erik Everhard's This Butt's 4 U! DAG NABBIT!!!! JUST GET IT!!!!

RATING: 99.5% - OWN IT, IMMEDIATELY!

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