The Little Details
Running Time: 117 min.
Production Date: 10 / 18, 19 / 2005, 2 / 14 / 2006 (DVD) 3 / 17 / 2006 (cover)
Director: Daniel Dakota (movie), Ronnie James (cover)
Cast: Bailey, Flower Tucci, Katja Kassin, Lexi Bardot, Luscious Lopez, Marie Luv, Alec Knight, Buster Good, Franko Del Torro, Marco Banderas, and Seth Dickens
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I know nothing of Ronnie James, and haven't checked out anything from Bad Seed up until now. With this group of ladies taking anal cream pies I can't wait and have high expectations!
Initial Reaction: It's far from a good first impression!
Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't care about anything other than anal anal and cum normally ending up in the girl's ass or who only cares about Marie Luv's scene
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real anal cream pies and well captured and edited sex
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and pretty well balanced, but there are a few minor background noises. The worst of these is during the second scene when you can hear Luscious being asked to look back at the camera and it's louder than either her or her partner. There are also a few balance problems with the music. The video goes for the cheap way out with a non-anamorphic presentation. It also has a touch of grain and some variable lighting, tinting, and shadow problems. If that isn't enough, there are quite a few sharp pans and zooms that gave the movie a very amateurish feel as well as a feeling like the cameraman was making a deliberate effort to not show the guy's face in each scene. I can live with not seeing the guy's face sometimes, but it always hurts the feeling of a scene when the camera feels like it's actively trying to avoid somebody in it. The technical aspects don't even make it to the average mark.
Music: There's a bit of music during the start of each scene. It's normally loud and appears to cut out some of the audio from the performers. It's quite repetitive, and after the first couple scenes hurt the scenes more than it helped them.
False Advertising: This is the first Bad Seed DVD I've watched, but if this cover is like the rest I think we might have a new king of false advertising. To start with, the cover doesn't list the entire cast and completely ignores Marco Banderas, despite his face being clearly visible in the hardcore cover, and Seth Dickens. Although I can't say Marco's somebody I look for or really care about one way or another, he has shown himself to be a solid male performer. I can understand leaving Seth Dickens off a bit more, but he still deserves the same credit as the other guys (especially because he turns out one of the best performances I've ever seen from him here!). The cover also claims a running time of 140 Minutes + Extras, while the movie doesn't even last two hours, and 100% Anal Cream Pies!, when one of the scenes clearly shows a pop on the girl's ass rather than inside it. It continues on listing Bailey as part of the cast in the movie, yet she only appears in a bonus scene that doesn't include an anal cream pie (which was something I was really looking forward to!). To compound that, in addition to listing Bailey as part of the cast, the cover lists two bonus scenes (one of which is hers) which makes it looks like they're trying to count her bonus scene as a part of the movie. There's two faults with this idea. First, it still doesn't let the movie make the claimed running time, and second it still makes the DVD appear one scene short of what's advertised. Shit, I went to public school and even I can count to six and then figure out that two more makes eight! If I count by halves, I can also count to one and a half, which is the number of points I'm going to be taking off the overall score due to false cover claims.
Menus: The main menu is pretty simple, and works together a little animation with one of the boxcover stills. The chapter menu is fairly standard, but does show a bit of care letting you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.
The FeatureButt Blast! keeps things pretty generic. Start out with a girl teasing, work through a little pussy fucking before going on to the anal, and sometimes end with an anal cream pie finish.
|Scene 1 – Flower Tucci and Marco Banderas|
Flower starts things out leaning against a column wearing only a pair of black fishnets and a blue collar. She shakes her ass, which magically moves her from the column to the bedroom where a blue thong and corset also appear. She stretches her ass wide open before magically moving to another room where she's kissing Marcus and letting him slap her fantastic ass. They work their way around each orally taking turns back and forth before Flower climbs up to ride Marco's face and then his cock cowgirl style. She makes sure to mix in some oral, and goes for a reverse cowgirl ride as well before going back to the standard cowgirl. Flower finally lets Marco spear her shitpussy doggie style. They keep it coming through missionary and spooning as Flower tries to make herself squirt, and finally makes it after riding Marco reverse cowgirl style and letting him fuck her ass missionary style again. Finally, Flower has Marco drop his load in her ass with most of it flowing right back out when he pulls out.
This is an above average scene, but not by much. Flower and Marco appear to have nice chemistry, and they both put some good energy in as well. I'm a touch doubtful on the anal cream pie with how many editing cuts are around it, but I can't say that it looked bad. The biggest problem with the scene is that the camera work and editing did absolutely nothing for me. The camera was all over the place, and the editing cut out many of the position changes. It's a very rare scene when Flower can't keep me completely in awe, but this scene I could have walked away from at almost any time.
|Scene 2 – Luscious Lopez and Buster Good|
Luscious starts the second scene out in a pink mesh top, stockings, and panties giving the camera a bit of a show. She plays with herself inside and out before deciding she needs some cock, at which point Buster, who's wearing an amusing “I'm Evil” shirt and a smile that makes him look a bit “touched” walks up and lets her start attacking his cock orally. They move to some cushions for Buster to start fucking her missionary style. Luscious moves up for a cowgirl ride, and after a bit lets Buster pound her ass. She turns around for a reverse cowgirl ride before getting on fours to have her sphincter speared and then letting Buster pile drive it. They finish things up with a little anal missionary and Buster busting one loose in her ass. Finally, the scene fades out with Luscious trying to squirt the load back out.
This is another barely above average scene. Luscious and Buster have fantastic chemistry together, and I love their banter back and forth throughout the scene. Thankfully Buster keeps his pretty low key so he doesn't dominate the audio, but Luscious never seems to stop. Sadly, the camera work once again seems a bit mild and never seems like it cares too much about the scene. Of course, when you get to hear the camera man tell the performers what to do that never helps things out. The only other problem is Luscious at the end. As she tries to squeeze Buster's nut butter back out of her ass, she moans away like she's got four cocks in her. That drew most of her performance into question for me, which was really too bad because she can turn out a darn hot scene. On the other hand, I have to give Bad Seed a bit of credit for not faking the cum fart. This is another scene that felt like it had the potential to end up much hotter than it did.
|Scene 3 – Lexi Bardot and Franko Del Torro|
Brunette Lexi starts things out in a little black lingerie with black fishnets, black shoes with some nice ankle ties, and black panties with large pink flowers while working a finger around her asshole. She drops her top to play with her tits and slides a hand into her panties to warm herself up. Her panties fall aside so she can better touch herself, but her masturbation quickly ends and she finds Franko magically in front of her. They share a few words before she works him out of his pants and into her mouth and hand. After she works him over orally a bit, she climbs up to ride him cowgirl style looking half into him and half bored and looking all around him. Franko taker her doggie style next, and goes from her pussy to her ass while Lexi watches the camera and moans away. She gets in both cowgirls with her ass as well as letting Franko spoon it before they return to doggie. Finally, Franko pulls out and drops a load all over her ass from above. Afterwards, and after an editing cut, Lexi squirts some fake as hell looking milky stuff out of her ass.
I wanted to like this scene, but it just didn't do it for me, and not just due to the obviously fake anal cream pie. To start things out, the masturbation sequence really seemed chopped off. The bigger problem was Lexi. I'm not a big fan of ink, but she's cute enough it was very easy for me to get past her sleeve. Her problem for me was her non-stop vocals that didn't seem to have anything behind them. Although she occasionally showed a bit of playfulness with Franko, for the most part I got very little chemistry due to her often focusing anywhere but on him. The editing also hurt the scene by choppily going from position to position. The finish was easily the worst thing about the scene. I understand that a lot of anal cream pies are faked, but after you show the guy letting go with a stringy pop on the girls ass from two feet above it, it's kinda hard to make anybody believe there was really an anal cream pie there. Lexi piques my interest here, but the scene as a whole gave me a very drowsy feeling up until the horrible ending. This scene doesn't even come close to making the average mark.
|Scene 4 – Katja Kassin and Alec Knight|
Katja starts out in a pink and purple bikini-ish outfit strutting her stuff and teasing the camera while talking almost loud enough to be heard over the music. She heads inside and gives a quite show before Alec walks in with a hard dick for her to suck. After she works him over a bit, Katja lies back and lets Alec fuck her pussy missionary style. She gives him a bit of a footjob before riding him cowgirl style, and after chatting with the cameraman about moving on to the anal, she turns around just like they discussed to impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. Alec also gives it to Katja's ass doggie style and fucks it as she lies on her side before she rolls to her back for more. They get in a little anal pile driving before going back for the anal doggie and a supposed butt full of nut for Katja. Afterwards, Alec pops a little cum on her ass and lets Katja squeeze a few drops of lube out her ass.
This is an okay at best scene. As always Katja looks great and seems to get into the sex pretty well. The chemistry was a bit hit or miss here, but Alec also seems to be trying his best to please Katja and turn out a hot scene. Sadly, the anal cream pie leaves pretty much everything to be desired. I want to believe it was real, as Alec barely lets five drops out on Katja's ass, but the camera cuts so many times between Alec's face doing the “Oh God I'm CUMMING!!!!” face and his cock going in and out of Katja's ass that I just couldn't believe that he actually came. I'm really surprised that there wasn't something that looked like a large Dairy Queen vanilla milkshake coming out of Katja's ass, which was probably the biggest positive surprise about the scene. This is another scene that doesn't quite make it to the average mark.
|Scene 5 – Marie Luv and Seth Dickens|
Smoking hot black chick Marie starts out the final scene in some sexy black fishnets with a little black and white lingerie showing off for the camera. She barely touches herself before she's joined by Seth, who gives her a kiss before playing with and licking her pussy a bit while also giving her ass a few slaps. Marie energetically sucks Seth's cock while giving him some great eyes before bending over so Seth can eat her ass while fingering her pussy a bit more. Seth fucks Marie doggie style while kissing her and running his hands around her body before letting her ride him reverse cowgirl style. Marie moves his cock from her pussy to her ass as she rides him, and even takes her sexy black strappy shoes off so she can better fuck him without ever letting Seth stop. She doesn't even stop fucking him when she turns around to ride him cowgirl style. They fuck standing up next before finishing up with some anal doggie and Seth popping in Marie's ass. She squeezes the load back out, and afterwards squeezes another load of white goo that doesn't look quite so real due to the volume.
This is easily the best scene in the movie. There's a little doubt in my mind about the anal cream pie, but at the same time the chemistry is so good here that I really couldn't get down on the scene too much. Marie and Seth, who might have turned in the best scene I've ever watched with him here, look like they're completely into each other throughout the entire scene as well as looking like they're just plain having fun. It's a spirit that never comes out in the movie except for here, and it makes the scene all the more impressive. Sadly the camera work and editing lacked a bit once again, but the spirit of the scene took it far past its faults and unlike pretty much the rest of the movie, actually caused some blood to rush to my pants. This is a great scene, and a great end for the movie.
Butt Blast! is a very disappointing movie. There's plenty of talent in front of the camera, but the scenes rarely get much past the average level due to the editing and camera work. There's a feeling of ambivalence that runs through the entire movie with more care appearing to go into the simple but sexy costumes for the girls than anything else. Combine that with some doubtful anal cream pies and you're pretty much guaranteed a dud of a movie. The only scene that breaks out of that mold is Marie Luv's scene with Seth Dickens, which is pretty much good enough to justify the rental price of the movie due to great chemistry and a real sense of enjoyment. Butt Blast! is a major disappointment.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Anal Cherry Busters, Just Popped In!, Double Shocker 2, and Your Ass is Mine. Sadly, each one is given their own title on the DVD and there's no menu to let you choose trailers, so you're stuck watching or fast forwarding through each one if you're not interested in it. The photo gallery lasts nearly nine minutes with about eight seconds per photo. The photo gallery goes with the format of panning through the photo rather than showing it nicely, and it lost my interest before the first photo was even done being shown. There's also two bonus scenes, a behind the scenes featurette, and web information.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly ten minutes. Lexi starts things out chatting about being up at 10 am as a porn person, working on her ass, Florida, and shoes. Alec and Katja are next as he has a little speed problem before Luscious gives a nice little blowjob demonstration. Flower is next, who poses for a few stills before stretching out her ass with a plug and talking about Squirting (yes, with Flower it comes with a capital “S”). Marie poses for her stills next, before it moves on to Bailey to have a little fun with the set and chat about Australia. Finally, Katja has a little fun with the camera. This is a nice little behind the scenes featurette. The audio level varies a bit throughout the featurette, but there's some decent personality to it.
|Bonus Scene 1 – Hillary Scott and John West|
The first bonus scene comes from Anal Cherry Busters. Hillary starts things out hanging out or her red leopard print bra and panties talking about how horny she is and how much she wants a cock as John comes in to join her. She bends over so he can worship her and finger her briefly before dropping down to work him over with her mouth, tits, and throat. Hillary climbs up to ride John cowgirl style before turning around for the mandatory reverse cowgirl, and then gets down on all fours so he can et her ass before fucking it doggie style. Of course Hillary takes a break to suck his cock clean, and she gives him plenty of vocal encouragement as he reams her rectally. She rolls over to let John work on her ass missionary style before getting back on all fours for some pussy doggie fucking. Finally, John pulls out and unloads on Hillary's ass.
The first thing that struck me about this scene was its aspect ratio. It's in a non-anamorphic widescreen format, but it looks to be stretched just slightly as well. The second thing was the picture quality, which was very pixelated and didn't give me a lot of hope for the presentation in the original movie. The scene itself is okay. As always, Hillary makes taking a cock up her shitpipe look like a work of art, and is cute as can be. John is pretty good, but he appears to have some wood problems for the anal missionary and just doesn't bring much other than a hard cock. Yes, he seems like a nice guy from what I've seen of him in behind the scenes featurettes, but he just doesn't seem able to really kick it up and deliver a smoking hot scene when he's with a girl like Hillary that's very capable of it. My other problem with this scene is Hillary in a movie titled Anal Cherry Busters. Shes' easily earned the title of anal queen, but the movie title suggests first time anal action. This is an okay scene.
|Bonus Scene 2 – Bailey and Jerry|
Baily, a smoking hot Brunette with big fat titties, a killer ass, a bit of ink, and her hair half blonde and half black, starts her scene out in a little cute pink lingerie and panties. She plays with her pussy on all fours before rolling to her back to play with her titties too. After a few moments of pussy play, the scene fades out and then comes back as Bailey appears done playing with herself and Jerry comes in with a hard cock for her to suck. Jerry lets her have a break by eating her pussy, and then goes right back to fucking her mouth as well as her big fat titties. He moves on to spoon her before rolling Bailey to the top for a reverse cowgirl ride and giving it to each of her holes. Bailey turns around for an anal cowgirl ride as well as taking it doggie style. She finishes things up letting Jerry ream her missionary style, and even though she calls for him to cum in her ass he pops from her cunt up to her face.
This is a pretty hot scene. Bailey gets into it nicely, and Jerry seems to love working her over. There's some nice chemistry between them, and although the editing is a bit rough the scene moves along at a nice pace. This isn't a great scene, but it is pretty good.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, anal, squirting, cream pies (anal), interracial, foot worship, and rimming (male > female)
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Bad Seed's DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the low end. Rent this one first before you ever think of spending that kind of money here! The sex hovers around the average mark with the technical aspects not quite making it that far. Although there's a bit of effort put into the extras, the DVD doesn't deliver what it claims. This DVD leaves plenty to be desired.
Note to Bad Seed: Please watch your cover claims. This one was one of the worst I've seen in a very long time. A little more effort towards your technical aspects and editing would also be very nice.
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