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Studio: Hustler
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astroknight's ratings for Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/14/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 97 min.

Production Date: 10 / 27, 29 / 2005, 11 / 1 / 2005

Director: Rod Fontana

Cast: Gianna Michaels, Haley Paige, Kaylee Sanchez, Loni, Nadia Hilton, Trina Michaels, Frank Towers, John West, Reno, Rod Fontana, and Scott Lyons

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I'm not much of a fan of busty movies, but with Gianna and Haley Paige I can't help but have a little hope here.

Initial Reaction: It's okay.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of big tits

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all natural big tits

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and fairly well balanced with a few areas seeming a little off. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is a bit varied. The lighting ranges from nicely done to almost nonexistent, but there isn't much grain anywhere in the movie. There is, however, a bit of noticeable camera motion. The aspect ratio also gets a bit odd at times, and sometimes looks like the picture may have been stretched from the full screen to the widescreen ratio.

Music: There's music here and there throughout the movie. Some scenes have long portions without any audio from the performers while others have a quick moment and then it's gone. Although variety like that normally works for me, here the blaring on or off ended up annoying me more than anything.

False Advertising: Once again, Hustler has advertised a behind the scenes featurette on the cover that doesn't appear in the movie. I'm deducting a half point from the movie for this.

Menus: The main menu works through a bit of animation before settling in on an unflattering still of Loni with a bit of minor animation. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a still of each scene and the name of the girl(s) in it. There's also a select a star option that lets you choose a scene based on the name(s) of the girl(s) and stills of them before letting you choose where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

Rod's the head of the Titty City Mag. They're all about the titties, and he's always on the watch even when there's slim pickings around town. Here he looks back at tits through the years as he tries to get the latest issue together.

Scene 1 – Trina Michaels and John West

John starts out the action with Trina helping to break her big fat titties out of her gray wifebeater in the doorway of a building. He's interrupted by Rod, who tells them he has a better way and brings them back to a more private place where Trina can magically be put into a black corset and panties and where they can spice things up in a safer environment as she holds onto a pair of rings on a black matted wall. Rod leaves them alone so John can work his way around Trina admiring her body and giving it a few soft kisses and licks. Trina moves to the floor so she can work his cock out of his pants and into her mouth. She also lets him fuck her tits before sitting back on a bench for John to work on her pussy with his tongue and fingers. He stands up to fuck her missionary style before letting her suck him clean and ride him cowgirl style. Trina turns around to fuck John in reverse cowgirl with each of her holes before lying back and letting him spear her shitter missionary style. Finally she drops down and lets him spew his seed all over her big implanted titties.

This is an okay scene. The start is okay, and there's some nice energy and vocals between John and Trina. The problem here is the lighting, which is often very dark and at times barely let you see the action. Of course, I'm not overly wild about either performer here, so fans of Trina or John might enjoy it more than I did.

Scene 2 – Haley Paige and Scott Lyons

Rod flashes back to the time of cashmere sweaters and bobby socks with hot brunette Haley stretching out her sweater as Scott eyes her. He reaches into her sweater to unstuff it and learns that she didn't need to spend the time stuffing it. She lets Scott suck her great titties before his hands continue to explore her as they kiss, and then gets down on her knees to suck his cock. Scott licks Haley's pussy in return before fucking it missionary style and lets her roll over for a bit of doggie fucking to follow it up. They also get in a little reverse cowgirl and spooning before Scott pops on Haley's face.

This is a pretty good scene. Scott and Haley look to have fun with some of the “young and dumb” theme and they both turn out a solid fuck. There's good energy and plenty of vocals from Haley. There isn't anything really special about this scene, but it is pretty good.

Scene 3 – Nadia Hilton and Frank Towers

After a little fun on the beach in the sixties, busty bottle blonde Nadia mentions an indoor ball game to Frank, who doesn't quite catch on until she catches onto his cock with a firm grasp through his shorts. He plays with her tits and sucks them a bit before she drops down to bat them around his cock. Nadia gives Frank a little oral attention to get him ready, and of course mixes in a bit of titty fucking before laying back so he can lick her pussy. She gets up to bounce on his cock in both cowgirls while mixing in a little more titty fucking and cocksucking before letting Frank fuck her doggie style. Finally, Nadia lays back and lets Frank pop on her tits before bringing a foot up to play with it.

This is an okay scene. Nadia looks like she's forcing things a bit, and her plastic appearances doesn't do a lot for me. Add Frank looking like he can barely keep from popping and like he could be distracted by any shiny object in the room and you have a scene that just doesn't do much for me.

Scene 4 – Gianna Michaels and Reno

Rod flashes back to the seventies where he decided to make money doing pornography and natural beauty Gianna. She poses for a few stills outside before heading inside with Reno who goes after her big fat natural tits as soon as they get his jacket off. Gianna sucks his cock before getting up to ride it cowgirl style, and sucks it clean before riding it reverse cowgirl style. They also get in a little missionary work and spooning before turning it back into missionary and then to a pile driver. They also get in some doggie fucking before Reno gives Gianna a very nice facial that she laughs at a bit.

This is a pretty good scene. I have a hard time ever coming down on Gianna with how good of a job she always does, and her performance here is no different. She and Reno put out some nice energy and good vocals, but the scene just seems to go on a bit long. This is a decent scene, but I've seen better from Gianna elsewhere.

Scene 5 – Kaylee Sanchez, Loni, and Rod Fontana

Rod decides he should have some fun and brings in two girls for his final spread. He tries to pick up Loni and Kaylee as they chat at an outdoor diner a couple times, and gets told off each time. Rod fantasizes about them playing with each other's tits and Loni eating Kaylee's cunt before putting himself in the fantasy so the girls can team up on him orally. Loni fucks Rod first in both cowgirls while Kaylee lets Rod suck and bit her tits and lick her armpit. Rod also fucks Loni from behind as she munches on Kaylee's tits before he fucks Kaylee missionary style as Loni continues to suck her tits. Finally, he lets Kaylee have it doggie style before popping between their tits.

This is a pretty average scene. There's pretty good chemistry all around, but Rod just gets a little too creepy. The all black surroundings for the scene didn't really help anything with that respect, and the camera work sometimes got a bit too tight. This is an okay scene.

Lickable Loveable Fuckable Tits is an okay busty feature. I'll admit right of the bat that the number of implants here was a big reason that the movie didn't work better for me than it did. I'm not a big tit man to start, but I can often get into them when they're natural. When they're overly implanted, such as Trina and Nadia's, the chemistry better be darn good or the movie better have some really strong momentum for me to get into it. Here, there was very little momentum ever built up with most of the movie coming off as being very average. Gianna and Haley's scenes might have been the best here, which was nice as they were what lured me into this one, while Trina's was easily the weakest due to some very poor lighting. The movie also suffered a bit by trying to bring in some generic setups that just seemed wasted. I will say that Rod Fontana came off as looking like he loves big tits, which will probably help Lickable Loveable Fuckable Tits appeal to big tit lovers, but I never really saw anything too special about it. This was a pretty average movie.

The Extra Stuff

The slide show lasts five and three quarter minutes with about six seconds per good looking snapshot or full screen photo. Trailers are included for Bitches in Heat 2, Toe 2 Toe, Whores Don't Wear Panties, Asian Fever 25, Young and Nasty 2, and Hustler XXX 27. There's also plenty of commercials.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, titty fucking, anal, group, lesbian, and interracial.

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hustler’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. Aim low or rent this one first. The action isn't bad, but there's also nothing too special about it. The technical aspects vary from decent to a bit on the weak side, while there's no real effort put into the extras. This is an okay at best DVD.

Note to Hustler: If you're going to advertise something on your cover, please include it in the movie. Also, be careful with your aspect ratios as some of them looked a bit funky here.

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