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Busty Beauties: Boat Ride

Studio: Hustler
Category:  All Sex , Busty
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astroknight's ratings for Busty Beauties: Boat Ride:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Busty Beauties: Boat Ride overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Busty Beauties: Boat Ride Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Busty Beauties: Boat Ride Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Busty Beauties: Boat Ride Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Busty Beauties: Boat Ride Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Busty Beauties: Boat Ride DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Busty Beauties: Boat Ride A/V Quality rating 2 stars
Worth$6.00
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/25/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 103 min.

Production Date: 9 / 27 / 2007

Director: Mark Kismet

Cast: Candy Manson, Evie Delatosso, Richelle Ryan, Savanah Gold, Sophia Lomeli, John West, Rachel Roxxx, Richard Kline, and Seth Dickens

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: It's been a long time since I've checked out one of Mark Kisment's movies, but I remember him making fun little fuck flicks. I'm looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It's a nice idea that never quite works as well as it seems like it should.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of outdoor sex and big tits

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well captured or passionate sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects aren't bad when one considers the location where the movie was shot, but leave a bit to be desired. The audio balance is a bit inconsistent with the performers sometimes being hard to hear. There's also a little minor background noise. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks okay, although a bit soft. The entire movie is also plagued by shadows, which isn't a surprise when one considers the location, but it definitely interfered with the movie for me.

Music: The music varies in balance throughout the movie and works okay. It has a fairly generic feeling, and never really helped nor hurt the movie.

Menus: The main menu is okay and works through a few stills before settling in on a still with a little minor background animation. The chapter menu shows some nice care, and lets you choose a scene based on a clip from each scene and the name(s) of the girl(s) in it. There's also a “Select a Star” option that lets you choose a scene based on a still of each of the girls and their name.

The Feature

Busty Beauties: Boat Ride delivers just that. Each scene has a girl or two with heavy hooters with the action talking place on a boat. Sometimes there's a little lead-in to the action and sometimes they get right to it.

Scene 1 – Rachel Roxxx and John West

Musclebound John happily joins busty brunette Rachel and quickly goes after her nice big titties, sucking and groping them as she rubs his cock through his pants. She moves down to tease him with her tits and grinds against him before John drops down to eat and finger her pussy. Rachel reciprocates sucking his cock and titty fucking him before riding him cowgirl style. John also takes Rachel from behind before popping on her nice big rack.

This is a nice scene. Rachel is hot and friendly, and there's a good feeling between her and John. The chemistry works pretty well, but more than anything I was impressed with the feeling of respect towards Rachel in the scene. There's a great focus on her body as well as her enjoyment, and it was a welcome change from the typical adult film. This scene might not go overboard on heat or anything else, but it does have a nice feeling to it that helps it get a little past the average mark.



Scene 2 – Evie Delatosso and Savannah Gold

Brunette Evie and bottle blonde Savanna grope their way around each other wearing bikinis in the doorway of the boat next. Savanna helps Evie out of her top to suck and slap her tits before they keep things going in the back of the boat with Evie helping Savanna out of her bikini top to admire her tits. Evie lays back for Savanna to lick her way all around her pussy before letting Savanna lay back so she can reciprocate. Savanna also works Evie over from behind before they sixty-nine, and then moves up to ride her face. She lets Evie fuck her with a purple dildo as she sits by the edge of the boat and then fucks Evie from behind as well as from the front with the toy. Savanna finishes Evie off with a little more tongue before the camera cuts out with the girls seeming like they might still have a little left to go.

This scene didn't do much for me. The girls are cute and well built, but everything about this one seemed generic. The chemistry never got beyond the average mark, and the pace moving from natural action to toys felt fairly mechanical. I just couldn't get into this scene.



Scene 3 – Candy Manson and Seth Dickens

Busty bottle blonde Candy checks out some sailboats with D+ list male talent salesman Seth and hops aboard when he suggests they take one for a test run. When he starts talking down payment her tits come out along with mention of the double D payment plan as Seth goes right to sucking and worshiping them. He also checks out her ass before Candy goes to work on his cock with her mouth, hands, and tits. She rides him reverse cowgirl and lets him take her from behind before laying back and letting Seth fuck her missionary style. Finally, Candy takes a surprisingly impressive pop from Seth all over her nice big bolt-ons.

This is an okay scene. Candy looks darn good, but as usual Seth doesn't bring much to the scene other than a budget that allows the other talent to be paid more. He does give Candy a surprisingly nice pop, but most of this scene seemed pretty generic and never really drew me in.



Scene 4 – Sophia Lomeli and Richard Kline

As busty brunette Sophia hoses off her boat, geeky Richard arrives letting her know he has to inspect it to make sure it's seaworthy. After a bit she lets him know that her boat is fucked, but she'll be more than happy to share her big boobs and more if it'll make her pass. Richard readily agrees and starts sucking her tits before she drops down to suck and titty fuck his cock. Sophia lets him fuck her bald pussy from behind before riding him reverse cowgirl style. They also get in a bit of spooning before Richard pops on her tits.

This is another pretty average scene. Sophia is darn cute with a very nice body, and puts out some decent energy and vocals. She has okay chemistry with Richard, but the scene is plagued by shadows that made much of it very hard for me to watch. I wanted to like this scene, but it just couldn't make it past the average mark for me.



Scene 5 – Richelle Ryan and Seth Dickens

Seth talks up a boat with busty brunette Richelle, and soon after the mention of money is sucking away on her nice big tits. He moves down to lick her shaved pussy before they move to the upper level of the boat and Richelle sucks his cock and lets him fuck her tits in reciprocation. She lets Seth take her from behind before riding him in each of the cowgirls. Richelle also lets Seth spoon her before he pops on her tits.

This is easily the best scene in the movie. Richelle is pretty good looking with a nice rack, and has an easy feeling that worked well for the scene. She puts out some very nice energy with good vocals, and drove the scene well enough that it was easy to look past Seth Dickens. This was a surprisingly decent scene.



Busty Beauties: Boat Ride is a decent idea that just never works out. The female cast isn't bad, and there are definitely some nice tits. Sadly, most everything beyond that works together to hold the movie back. The male talent is C-list at best, and the chemistry rarely gets above the average level. The boat idea is nice for locations, but leads to very inconsistent lighting that interfered with every scene as well as a fair amount of motion and limited camera angles which also distracted from the action. The only thing that really did work for me about this release was that there was a very nice feeling of respect towards the women. The boat theme is a fun idea, but there's too much about it holding Busty Beauties: Boat Ride back for it to ever make it much past the average mark.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Not the Bradys XXX, Anally Yours... Love Bree Olsen, Strollin in the Colon, Asian Fever 34, Barley Legal POV 2, Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer, and Girls Playing with Girls. The photo gallery lasts a little under five minutes with about seven seconds per good looking snapshot or full screen photo. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and since this is a Hustler release, plenty of commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts just over eleven minutes. After Savanna, Rachel, and Evie practice an opening line, the girls admire some of the marine life on one of the buoys and play with each other a little. There's also a little time working with Sophia to set up her scene as well as a bit of fun with Mark about getting seasick. There's also a little eye candy and chatting with Savanna, Evie, and Rachel. This is a nice little behind the scenes featurette. You get a touch of personality from some of the girls as well as some very nice eye candy. There's nothing overly special about the featurette, but it is a nice little addition to the overall DVD.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, lesbian, toys, and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of LFP / Hustler’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. Rent this one first. It's a nice idea, but due to the locations the movie has a hard time making it past the average mark. The technical aspects are a little weak but there is a little effort put into the extras. This is an average at best release.

Note to Hustler: It's nice to see you trying to branch out with this series. I hope you have better luck in the future.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me .

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