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Brother Load 3, The (Jules Jordan)

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Cumshots , Gonzo , Interracial
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Gonzoguy's ratings for Brother Load 3, The (Jules Jordan):
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Brother Load 3, The (Jules Jordan) overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Brother Load 3, The (Jules Jordan) Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Brother Load 3, The (Jules Jordan) Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Brother Load 3, The (Jules Jordan) Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Brother Load 3, The (Jules Jordan) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Brother Load 3, The (Jules Jordan) DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Brother Load 3, The (Jules Jordan) A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by Gonzoguy  on  4/2/2012
I really was looking forward to this release. Not any more. What a drop in quality. Like turbulence in the air, except this time, all the expectations ended up splattered on the ceiling. I gave the last release a full five stars, because it had hot women, and the gang of dicks approached the basting quality of Brandon Irons' epic Baker's Dozen series. This one falls way short. Part of it is the women. They look good on the cover, but seem to be walking through paces in their scenes. There's all this back and forth with (I assume) Streams, as they count the loads and ask how many more mopes he has in store. Not many, not good enough. One dick that appears in each scene seems disinterested. How the stroker gets anything out of it a wonder to me. Maybe he should use one of those devices for getting every last drop of toothpaste from the tube. Anyway, here's the blow by blow (no pun intended).

Kagney Linn Karter - She's everywhere these days, and comments on that during her BTS take. As in other scenes, she goes one on one, takes a pop then waits for the others to show. The first one slowly oozes into her mouth, down her chin onto her upper lip. She pushes it out so it drools down her chin. No. 2 splatters a bit. She wants to taste it. No.3 is big white load, leaving nice stalactites off her chin. No. 4 is leaves a messy upper lip. No. 5 is from a dick that is barely hard, but the guy but milks out a little leftover paste.

Maya Hills - Been around the block, yes? After her starter batter, the second load graces her nose and lips, the third gets the right side of her face, the fourth adds a dab, and Mr. Limp Dick adds another dab. Yawn.

Jenna Presley - She takes five loads. Give her the Oscar for the worst over-emoting about how awesome all this cum is. Yep, and a power washer will remove it, too. The third and fourth loads paste her pretty well. "I fucking love it," she coos. "I'm a nasty fucking little skank. This is Jenna Presley full of fucking jizz. Wow. That's like a facial, that's a real facial." Uh, really? Thanks for helping us figure out what's happening here. Lordy, where's the mute.

Kristina Rose - Seen her in any videos lately? Thought so. She takes six (I think; who's counting?), and wears it on her forehead. She starts talking about Halloween, how she's "gonna go as a Cinnabun," wearing, as she is, "these thick-ass fucking loads." Next.

Tory Lane - Oh, just shut up. She takes the first pop. There's an edit cut, and she's clean again, takes a second shot, which powers up her nostril. She blows her nose. "Aim better next time," she says. Nice. Hot, too, don't you think? She's just a caricature of the porn vixen. The third and fourth blasts dish goopy drool to her nose and face. The fifth adds more on her nose and chin (this is paint by Bruthuhs, hence the technical detail), and the sixth down her cheek. Whoa, there's a seventh. It's just a dribble, though, so does it really count? Give these boys more zinc and time at the car wash before their next walk-ons.



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