The director/producer/cameraman/star calls himself Bruce. Heís less than average in looks. His cock is ugly andóokay, Iíll say itóhe has a fat ass. In this film he has assembled nine star-wanna-bes to audition for him. He makes each suck his ugly cock and most also have to take it up the ass.
The first is Nicko who with his tiny cock and lack of pubic hair looks to be all of twelve-years-old. Now when Nicko sucks cock itís not too badóexcept that the cock heís sucking is ugly. Since Bruce is holding the camera and looking down on the action itís almost as though Nicko (and the others) is sucking our cocks. But when the fucking starts it goes haywire. You canít fuck and hold a camera at the same time. If you doóas we see hereóthe picture shakes, rocks, and goes out of focus. I actually started to get motion sickness. It endsóas all but one willówith Bruce cumming on the suckerís face. In this instance little Nicko sucks the scummy cock clean. Nicko is sort of cute, but he obviously has the brain of a gnat.
Jakub, another twink, has dark hair. He is overly anxious to get fucked. When itís over and his face is smeared with spunk, he inquires, ďAm I hired?Ē It should be pointed out that at no time in the film do any of those "auditioning" cum. The whole thing is set up for Bruce to get his rocks off. He doesnít give a damn about them. Now if you were really auditioning guys wouldnít you want to see THEIR money shot?
Ivan has a bit of chest hair and is trying to grow a mustache. The routine is varied slightly here in that between the sucking and the fucking Ivan gets a ribbed purple dildo up his fundament.
Allen is slender and has a goatee. I think heís shaved his cock hair but I canít be sure as his scene lasts only a minute. After heís sucked briefly, Bruce removes his clothes showing us his fat ass and the scene cuts abruptly toÖ
JD, the least attractive of the auditioners. Bruce has met his equal here. He talks a lot. His mouth is filled with large teeth. Bruce may get circumcised. Heís shaved his pubic hair. Bruceóof courseófucks him.
Maxim is another blond. Not as cute as Nicko, but rather sweet. Max is not fucked but his blowjob goes on for hours. Even though I had been fast-forwarding through this film more that any I have ever done before, I hoped this was the end, but no.
Thereís Jonathan. He has a huge uncut pego that I would have liked to see put to some use or at least noticed, but thatís not part of Bruceís agenda. This sexy kid deserved more.
The last is Jake. Heís twenty-four, has a pierced ear, pierced eyebrow, and pierced tongue. Heís not even required to undress, just suck Bruce to climax.
Some of these guys deserve to be in a real film with a real director and real cameramen andómost of allóa REAL EDITOR! I donít normally price a film, except when I want to make a comment by doing so. So with no production costs and the fact that this is one of the most boring and definitely the most annoying film Iíve seen and the fact that blank DVDs cost at the most 50 cents -- thatís what I say itís worth. As stated above, this is just a ruse for a rather unattractive guy to get sex. More power to him for his cleverness. But why should we have to watch?