The Little Details
Running Time: 102 min.
Production Date: 8 / 4 / 2005
Director: Bridgette Kerkove
Cast: Amber Peach, Brandi Lyons, Genesis Skye, Jordan Styles, Keanni Lei, Chris Mountain, Jack Venice, Scott Lyons, Trent Soluri, and Trent Tesoro
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: It's been quite a while since I've checked out one of Bridgette's movies, but I remember her making some hot porn. I'm looking forward to this one.
Initial Reaction: It hits bottom fast, and not in the good way.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting the softer side of Bridgette Kerkove
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hard, driving, anal action
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. There's a fair amount of background noises, with wind noises being very noticeable. There's also a lot of outdoor noises, such as birds singing, piped in that gets very annoying quickly while also making it almost impossible to hear the performers. The video is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen, and is thankfully much better than the audio. It's very nicely lit and has just a touch of grain. For being shot outside and how natural light can affect shooting, this is a very nice looking movie. If only the care would have been put in to give it an anamorphic transfer.
Music: The music is a bit odd. Each scene starts out with hard driving rock, like one would expect from Bridgette Kerkove, that completely dominates the audio. It then moves into softer, more romantic music that rests quietly in the background and which is often drowned out by the little birdies.
Disc Complaints: There's almost a minute and a quarter of crap to sit through before the main menu, including company logos that you can't even scan through. I can understand the governmental warnings, but the company logos really irritated me. The front cover also advertises Instant Popshot Access, which makes it sound like you can jump to the cumshot at any point in the movie. That's far from the case here, as each scene has several chapters (which is a feature I really like) and there's no mention of it elsewhere on the DVD. There are cumshot recaps in the extras, but that's something different in my opinion. I'm deducting a half point from the overall score for these reasons.
Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends a bit of the boxcover with a little action in the background. The chapter menu is very generic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number. I know Bridgette did more scenes than most any other three big name porn stars, but I wonder if she'd like people who picked up movies for her scenes not being able to get to them as quickly and easily as possible.
The FeatureBottomless 5 goes with a simple format. Start the scene with the girl walking out of a pool and have her show off and maybe play with herself a bit. Pair her up with no more than one guy, and make sure they get in some anal before the pop shot.
|Scene 1 – Brandi Lyons and Scott Lyons|
Brandi starts things out in shades and the baby blue bikini and hotpants she's sporting for the boxcover wandering around outside and in an outdoor pool. Her crackwhore looking suitcase pimp Scott walks into the pool to join her wearing black pants, a burgundy shirt, and matching shades, and they start kissing while exploring and stripping each other down. Scott throws off his pants and lets Brandi suck his cock before she drops her hotpants and lets him sit on the edge of the pool for a little more cocksucking. Brandi and Scott trade places so he can tongue her twat before fucking it as she sits on the edge of the pool. He gets out and slides under Brandi to let her have a reverse cowgirl ride before she gets off and bends over the edge so Scott can finger her ass. Brandi gives her ass a few fingers as well before Scott slides a double headed dildo up it, and he even bends it around to double stuff Brandi with the toy and lets her taste both ends. Brandi fucks her ass with it a bit more while sucking Scott, and lets him fuck her ass reverse cowgirl style after she works it up to four fingers. Brandi adds the toy back in to fuck her pussy as she rides Scott, and then gets off to let Scott stroke himself into her mouth.
This came off as a fairly average scene. I'll admit right away that I'm not much of a fan of Brandi or Scott, which may very well be part of why the scene didn't do much for me. She does take it nicely the entire time and Scott delivers a hard cock, but the bigger reason it didn't work for me was the feel of the scene. With FusXion and Bridgette Kerkove, I expect some hard driving sex. Instead of that, this scene seemed like it was trying to compete with the artsier, softer porn like one would expect from companies like Wicked. There's nothing wrong with the stuff Wicked puts out (I really dig some of it, as many reviews will show), but that's not what FusXion puts itself out to be. I mean, soft, cuddly sex with birds singing and soft music in the background? Hell, how about only one anal position that only lasts about three minutes out of a twenty minute scene? The bottom dropped out of this Bottomless scene, and it wasn't from too much hard buttfucking.
|Scene 2 – Genesis Skye and Trent Tesoro|
Bottle blonde Genesis emerges from the pool in pink heels and a blue and white print bikini before magically moving back into the pool where Trent sucks her tastefully augmented tits. She sucks his cock and lets him fuck her tits before sitting on the edge of the pool so he can slap, finger, and lick her pussy. Genesis also lets Trent slide a string of purplish pink beads up her ass, and he starts fucking her from behind without pulling them out. Trent lets Genesis have a taste of the beads when he pulls them out, and lets her show some great gapes when he pulls out as he fucks her from behind. They play around like they're trying to figure out how to fuck next before Genesis sucks Trent a little more and lets him pop on her face.
This scene has a little more anal than the previous scene, but is far from a satisfying scene. The birdies in the audio really started to annoy the piss out of me, and Genesis and Trent just looked like they didn't know what the heck they were doing or were supposed to do. They screwed around after the doggie anal like they were going to fuck in another position, but then either didn't know what they heck they were doing or what they heck they were supposed to do. The feeling for the scene is also a bit off again, and in the end, this one ended up another dud that didn't seem worthy of a movie that sounds like it's about hard, driving anal sex.
|Scene 3 – Keanni Lei and Chris Mountain|
Keanni comes out of the pool in a gold bikini and plays around a bit before she's joined by Chris in a white shirt. Chris gives her plenty of attention orally, and puts some good time and effort into eating her cookie and fingering her holes. She rewards him with a bit of head complete with some good throat action and several kisses before fucking her missionary style on the edge of the pool. Keanni gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride as well, and after sucking Chris clean lets him have some ass. She makes sure to suck his cock clean of her ass as well, and even gets in an anal cowgirl ride. Chris takes her ass doggie style next before going back for another anal reverse cowgirl ride and letting him pop in her mouth so she can swallow some jizz down.
This scene gave me two thoughts. The first was “Holy shit! Three whole anal positions!”. The second was “I wonder if FusXion is trying to get Bridgette Kerkove to be their version of Digital Playground's Celeste?”. Neither are thoughts which seem like they should be had during a Kerkove FusXion movie. Keanni does a very nice job taking Chris on throughout the scene, and puts out some nice energy with great enthusiasm for ass to mouth. She's also a great vocal performer, which is completely killed here by the little birdies which made this scene come off as Bridgette Kerkove trying to be a poor man's Celeste. This should have been a smoking hot scene where it was next to impossible to not break out one's cock, but instead mine slept through most of it.
|Scene 4 – Amber Peach and Jack Venice|
Amber, a very cute dirty blonde, heads out of the pool in a goldish bikini for the penultimate scene. She runs her hands around her body a bit before joining Jack in a pool chair and letting him suck her tits and rub her bald beaver. They look like they might go right to the fucking, but instead Jack gives her pussy a little tongue and finger action and lets her suck his cock before fucking her missionary style. Amber rolls to let Jack fuck her doggie style in each of her holes, and dutifully sucks it clean when it's offered to her before letting him pour water over her chest and exchanging oral favors again. They move on with a reverse cowgirl ride for each of Amber's holes before going back for a little more missionary for her holes and some more cowgirl. Finally, Amber gets down and takes a facial finish.
This is another pretty average scene that just doesn't seem right. Amber's a very cute girl and nicely takes it in each of her holes, but those fucking birdies completely ruined the scene to me. You could hear her okay through a fair amount of the scene, which had to mean that she was screaming her head off with the audio mix of the movie, but I just couldn't get into the scene any more. At least this scene has a fair amount of anal, but there's still the soft feel that just doesn't fit the movie.
|Scene 5 – Jordan Styles and Trent Soluri|
Dirty blonde Jordan heads out of the pool in a red bikini to show off and take on Trent, who looks like he's been eating at Jack in the Box way too much. They kiss a bit before she drops down to suck his cock and give him some great eyes. He fucks her pussy with a clear dildo and lets her suck it repeatedly before she bends over so he can finger her ass. Trent actually goes straight to fucking her ass from behind before pile driving it and impaling it on Trent's cock in both cowgirls. She eagerly sucks it clean before laying back so he can fuck her pussy missionary style before letting him pop on her nicely natural tits.
This is quite possibly the best scene in the movie. Yes, the fucking birdies are there as well as the soft outdoor feel. On the other hand, Jordan puts out the ass better than any two other girls in the entire movie combined. She takes the ass to mouth well and the vaginal missionary action at the end seems to be there more than anything because Trent needed it to pop. Without the soft feeling and birdies this would have been a darn hot scene.
Bottomless 5 might have been a decent movie with a better editor and a different name. The editing as a whole isn't bad, it's the audio mix that's the problem. The piped in birds were loud and obnoxious, and were getting old in the first ten minutes of the movie. By the time the fucking started in the second scene they were completely wore out and started to bring down the entire movie. The next problem with the movie was the overall feel. A title like Bottomless brings extreme anal action to mind, especially when the company has a motto of “Gorgeous Girls, Filthy Sex!”. Most of the action here could be easily put into any generic couples movie for their anal scene, with Keanni and Jordan being the only girls who seemed to come close to putting out a heavy anal scene. Brandi's scene was easily one of the most disappointing anal scenes I think I've ever seen her put out, and Genesis's was almost as bad. Bottomless 5 may be making a serious effort to hit bottom, but it certainly wasn't aiming to do it with nasty anal sex.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Ass Jumpers 2, Obsession 2, and Chronicles of a Pervert. The photo gallery lasts about a minute and three quarters with about five seconds per okay looking screen capture. There's also commercials, a behind the scenes featurette, and cumshot recaps.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts almost twelve minutes. Things start out showing Barry capturing the action from what appears to be inside the house, so you can't hear a single thing. Genesis poses for a few photos for Mark Kismet next before Bridgette lays into Barry, Genesis, and Trent for their scene taking too long. Keanni poses for a few stills next, followed by Jordan, who gets some fun tips from Kismet. There's also a bit of Jordan's scene being shot. This is a very disappointing behind the scenes featurette. Most of it just seems like a camera was set up to show everybody working, and when Bridgette does show up she seems like she rode a broom to the set. This is a completely forgettable behind the scenes featurette with the exception of Mark Kismet telling Jordan Styles that one pose makes her look like an amputee. Heck, for that matter the amputee comment is probably the most memorable thing about this entire DVD.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, anal, toys, DP (technical), ass to mouth, titty fucking, interracial, and swallowing
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Metro's FusXion DVDs can be found online for between about $9 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the low end. Rent this one or aim darn low. For a movie that puts itself forward as having hard anal sex, the anal is the minority sex in the movie and it goes for a soft and cuddly feeling. The technical aspects would have been good except for some fucking bird noises piped in, and although the extras show a little effort, the behind the scenes featurette is nearly worthless. This was an extremely disappointing DVD.
Note to FusXion: If you're going to use the widescreen format, please give it the anamorphic transfer it deserves. Also, if you're going to be about “filthy sex” and have movies that sound like they're about hard anal, make them about hard anal rather than trying to see how couples friendly of an anal movie you can put out.
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