Pros: Nici Sterling, chicks masturbating, people telling other people what to do, good chick ID
Cons: poor audio/ video, gagging, ass to mouth, video glitches (note: video glitches only appeared in the last scene and I did not have a problem when viewed on my lap top)
Why I have it: Petra….but this is not the Petra that I was familiar with.
Extras: You may want to avoid these. If not, don't blame me.
Mr. Dweller (Roscoe) goes to a bank manager (Careena) to help him with his problems with the IRS. Careena has problems. She fantasizes about a puppy licking her pussy, sucking a big dog’s cock, and having her mouth be a toilet bowl….and she hangs out with the KKK. Yep! She has problems (I turned up the volume to try to pay attention to the plot for this?). Roscoe has her masturbate. I like having people tell others what to do, but unfortunately Roscoes orders become very muffled due to poor sound. Careena masturbates vigorously, fingering both her pussy and ass. Oddly enough, Careena looks quite different to me once she takes off her clothes. I liked her face better when she was wearing clothes. Go figure. Careena sniffs Roscoes balls (yawn) then proceeds to gag on his cock (turn off). Roscoe personifies lazy sex. I don’t think I have seen him take his shirt off. I love to please a woman, but there is something enviable about being able to get laid even though you put so little effort into it. The scene ends with Roscoe jerking off on Careena’s face.
To cure Careena of her KKK problem Roscoe has her have blindfolded sex with Jake Steed. Jake wears sunglasses (to increase the artistic merit of the film). The scene includes anal sex and ass to mouth. Jake shoots on Careena’s face. The blindfold also serves as protective eye gear. Porn stars..take note.
Mike has a problem. I think he likes the alcohol (Is that a problem?!?!). He is told that he can get just as good of a buzz by visualizing sex. He imagines Petra having some fun with a 5 ball (Why a 5 ball? 7 balls are so much more sexy. Don’t you think?). Petra rubs the 5 ball on her tits and proceeds to masturbate. Then she is on a lounge chair and Mike starts to make out with her while wearing something that looks like a one piece bathing suit..for women. He doesn’t even bother to take it off, just pushes it to the side.
The scene begins with “Somewhere below the equator…”. Apparently, below the equator they don’t have advanced video technology. This scene looks like it was shot from candid motel camera. Andrea is a bit chubby, but it does not look bad on her. Sometimes the lighting is a bit interesting. The sex is slow and turns out to be a dream sequence without a cum shot.
Joey pretends to be Mr. Dweller. Marilyn has a thing for rubbing her feet on cock. Foot fetish happiness proceeds..I think (I don’t have a foot fetish). They fuck. Joey sticks it in her ass, then her mouth, then her ass then her mouth, then her ass, then her mouth. Wow!!! 3 ass to mouth violations. That’s gotta be a record turn off.
Nici, Sophia, Roscoe, Sean
Sophia needs to experiment. Roscoe has Nici undress slowly then has Sophia get to know Nici…taste wise. Sophia gives some nice tip of the tongue licking to Nici. Later, Sean and Roscoe have sex with Nici and Sophia. Roscoe still does not take off his shirt (Ron Jeremy, are you listening?). The girls play with pocket rockets. Sophia gets it in the ass.
Bottom line: I started this review several month ago and for some reason didn't finish it. All I am adding is this part. I don't have much of a desire now to figure out why I didn't finish and I don't think this DVD is all that worthy of me worrying about it. It has its good qualities, but in the long run you won't miss it.