Running Time: 145 min.
Production Date: None given
Director: Jonathan Morgan
Cast: Allie Haze, Jessie Rogers, Krissy Lynn, Lisa Ann, Remy Lacroix, Brad Tyler, Kris Slater, Richie Calhoun, Ryan McLane, and Voodoo in sexual roles with Alana Evans, Kiki Daire, James Bartholet, Jonathan Morgan, and more in non-sex roles
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced. There are a few background noises, but they always seemed like they fit with the location and the documentary style of the movie. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's very nicely lit and clear with a good hand on the camera.
The Movie: ”2012 marked the 100th Anniversary of the nation's oldest booty pageant, The Miss Spuds Buds Booty Pageant. A documentary film crew was sent to Spudsville, Idaho...Population 5603 to commemorate this occasion.”. With Jonathan Morgan behind the camera and an opening like that, what else can one say?
|Scene 1 – Krissy Lynn and Ryan McLane|
Dirty blonde booty babe Krissy sets up the camera to prove that she can bang more guys than her sorority sister with the help of Ryan. She pushes him back on the bed and kisses him before letting him suck her titties. Krissy moves down to eat Ryan's meat and then gets back up on the bed for him to eat and finger her hairy pussy. She gives him plenty of dirty talk as she has Ryan move up to fuck her in missionary and as she lays on her side. Krissy shows off her great ass nicely as Ryan fucks her on her side, and keeps showing it off with a nice doggie fuck. She puts her ass to work on Ryan's cock with a reverse cowgirl rectal reaming as well as letting him spoon her sphincter. Finally Ryan pulls out to spew a nice creamy load over Krissy's bush and stomach.
|Scene 2 – Remy LaCroix and Kris Slater|
Remy gets busy with pizza dude Kris in a porno scene of her own making. They kiss and he drops down to worship her beautiful booty. Kris licks and plays with Remy's holes from behind before sliding under her to eat her pussy from below. She lets him sit back on the bed to suck and stroke his cock, and Kris continues to worship her ass as she lays on her side on the bed and lets him fuck her. Remy has Kris lay back so she can ride him cowgirl style before getting on all fours to let him bone her behind from behind. She also impales her ass on him reverse cowgirl style, and finally drops down to suck and stroke him to a great pop on her face.
|Scene 3 – Allie Haze and Voodoo|
During her “interpretive dance” for the talent portion of the competition, Allie gets busy with Voodoo. She lays him back on a table to grind on him before moving down to suck and stroke him. She spins around for them to sixty-nine, and then rides him cowgirl style as well as letting him take her doggie style. Allie also shows off her ass with Voodoo fucking her as she lays on her side and happily lets him pop on it.
|Scene 4 – Jessie Rogers, Krissy Lynn, and Remy LaCroix|
Brunette Remy and dirty blondes Jessie and Krissy get busy at the Miss Suds Buds car wash. They soap each other up and wet each other down before kissing back and forth with Remy in the middle. Remy drops down to eat and finger Krissy as Jessie plays with her above before Jessie eats Remy from below as Krissy admires her ass, plays with her pussy, and fucks her with a dildo. The girls team up on Jessie in pile driver next with their tongues, fingers, and a toy before closing with a little more kissing all around.
|Scene 5 – Lisa Ann and Richie Calhoun|
Lisa Ann meets up with booty judge Richie at the sleazy hotel to make sure he knows how to properly judge a booty. She straddles Richie in a little sexy read and black lingerie so he can admire her ass before burying his face in it to eat her holes. Soon after she's freeing him from his pants to suck and stroke his cock before laying back to let him fuck her missionary style. Lisa Ann also rides Richie cowgirl style to show off her beautiful booty before letting him tap her ass doggie style. Finally Richie pulls out and sprays his seed over her nice round ass.
|Scene 6 – Jessie Rogers and Brad Tyler|
“Like a real celebrity”, TV weather girl Jessie makes her own sex tape with the help of Brad. She shows him her tits and ass, lets him grope her a little, and then sits back on the couch to play with her pussy holes. Jessie gropes Brad's bone through his shorts before pulling it out to suck and stroke while giving him plenty of great eyes and throat action. She rides him reverse cowgirl style with each of her holes and lets him tap her ass from behind as she half lays on her side. They also work in a bit of shitpussy spooning on the floor before Jessie sucks and strokes Brad to a slightly below average clear pop on her face.
The Booty Pageant is a fun and hot little fuck feature, just as I expected with Jonathan Morgan behind the camera. I'll readily admit to being a big fan of Morgan's work for years, and love how he seems to be finding himself again behind the camera. You can tell he was having a lot of fun making this one, and the entire cast plays into it very well. Krissy Lynn is hilarious as the extra competitive booty girl, and turns out a great pair of scenes. Remy Lacroix is every bit as fun as the contestant looking to springboard her porn career, and Jessie's no slouch either as the “celebrity” weather girl. All three girls put out the ass very well in the movie, as does Lisa Ann. Lisa Ann is a riot as the town mayor, with Alana Evans and Kiki Daire backing her up extremely well with a great pair of non-sex performances. Allie Haze also turns out a great performance, but also seems a touch out of place in the movie as she's the only one who doesn't give up the ass. If there's a common complaint about The Booty Pageant, I'd have to say that it seems like there isn't a big focus on the butts. The positions aren't bad, but there were quite a few times where it felt like they remembered this was a booty movie in the middle of the scene and tried to adjust. This really stood out to me in the opening scene where Krissy started out on one side with her butt away from the camera, and then later went back to her side so she could show off her big butt. Maybe this was deliberate so as to not chase off those who were just looking for a fun movie rather than a big butt focused movie, but I definitely would have liked more butt. All that said, The Booty Pageant is a very fun little fuck flick that was every bit as hot and fun as I hoped with Jonathan Morgan behind the camera.
The Extras: Trailers are included forThe Booty Pageant as well as six other Wicked Pictures releases. The photo gallery lasts just under seven minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, several bonus scenes, and commercials.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts about eight and a quarter minutes. After a few shots around the set capturing a little fun here and there, Jonathan introduces the movie and what it's about and what he's aiming for. There's also a bit of fun as Jonathan works with Remy and Jessie as well as Krissy talking about looking forward to her scene with Jessie and Remy. Finally there's a few more shots around the set shooting the movie. This is a decent behind the scenes featurette. You get some nice eye candy and fun, as well as a bit of personality from the stars. That said, with Lisa Ann around I couldn't help but be a little disappointed with her getting little more than a cameo appearance here. This is a still a decent behind the scenes featurette, but I've seen much better form Jonathan Morgan on some of his other releases.
|Scene 1 – Allie Haze and Lisa Ann|
The first bonus scene comes from Couples Camp 2. Lisa Ann and Allie start out in a little blue and black lingerie, respectively, as they kiss on the edge of the bed. Allie directs Lisa's kisses to her neck as they kiss before dropping down to free Lisa's big boobies and give them a little oral attention. Allie lets Lisa suck her nicely natural tits in return before laying her back on the bed to eat her pussy. She rolls Lisa Ann over to eat her ass and play with her pussy before letting her up to kiss her and sit on her face. Allie's panties disappear so Lisa can eat and play with her pussy, and she lets Lisa continue to work on her orally as she sits on Lisa's face. The girls move on with a little sixty-nining before finally closing with a kiss.
|Scene 2 – Krissy Lynn, Barry Scott, and Richie Calhoun|
The second bonus scene comes from Spin Class Ass. As dirty blonde Krissy bounces on a Swiss ball, Richie and bottom of the barrel mope Barry arrives to worship her ass. Krissy quickly turns her attention to sucking Richie as Barry plays with her and then joins Richie up top for her to work her way between them orally. They move to a couch where Krissy continues to suck Marry as Richie takes her from behind before riding Barry reverse cowgirl style while sucking Richie. She goes back to Richie for a cowgirl ride and sucks Barry before letting Barry take her one last time missionary style as she sucks Richie. Finally Krissy gets down to take both loads over her tits.
|Bonus Scene 3 – Remy Lacroix and Ryan McLane|
The final bonus scene comes from Daddy Did the Babysitter. Cute brunette starts out in a multicolored bikini outside kissing a well dressed Ryan. She drops down to suck and stroke his cock as he helps them both strip down before sitting back in a pool chair and letting Ryan eat her bald beaver in return. Ryan takes Remy in doggie and has her ride him cowgirl style. Remy also bounces on his bone in reverse cowgirl and lets him take her from behind before Ryan pops on her back and ass.
Condom Usage: 100%
Final Thoughts: It rides the line between behind being a very strong rental and a purchase.
Note to Wicked Pictures: It's great to see you putting a bit more effort into your overall DVDs again.
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