This is not going to be a normal, full, in depth review. This is just going to be my opinion. No positions, no funny quotes, none of that. Since this was a half ass movie its getting a half ass review!! Being that I've seen the previous Booty I Like movies by Slayer and his crew I figured, "Double disc, double the action, double the fun!!" Wrong!
I believe this movie was during the run towards the end at Evil Angel. It seems as if they just didn't give a damn here. See I can say this because I am a loyal supporter of the mans flicks. Got a lot of them stashed away, yet none as bad and uninspired as this. I'm being critical because I don't want this to happen again! You had a cast of some really hot women and this is what happened??!! Like the scene with Donna Red, 27 minutes of tease footage......................and 10 minutes of actual sex!!??? WTF!!?? That makes no damn sense. Okay I get you want people to see her body and all that like that there, but when it comes down to the action its over b4 it even starts.
The Satine Phoenix scene, hot action here as she even drools at some point, but it doesn't end right it fades to black and says, 'to be continued'. So naturally you check the BTS on the 2nd disc, and it doesn't look continued to me!!! What was clearly the most involved scene just stops. What kind of bullshit is that?? Dana Vespoli's scene was good in patches like the mish and cg action the rest was boring. Out and out the only scene I really enjoyed was thick assed Brazilian Sumaya!!! The tease footage was about 10 minutes and the sex went on 4 about 33 minutes. BETTER!!!! But the rest of disc 2 was boring. Blaque Chyna was ehhhhh. Nat Turner got to be with thick Brazilian Bianca, and bored the fuck out of me as he usually does. He brings nothing to this scene. Nothing to any scene really, why keep using him? Guess that's his man and you roll with ya peoples so I won't knock that. Dude better find some fire somewhere because the ship is sinking.
I cannot even explain how disappointed I was with this offering. Shit even in some scenes the camera man turns the light up so high that I literally went blind for 4 minutes!! I mean the run at EA was coming to an end so I guess they were really just setting up for the next move to independence! I think Mami Culo Grande 6 was after this flick so they went out okay because it was one of the best in the series with a great BTS feature so they clearly had it in them. This was just not a good flick and with 2 discs at over 4 hours of run time you just have to do better. I haven't seen any of the material from JS independent venture I will soon, but if its along the lines of this I'm sure I'll regret it. Slayer is better than this so I'll give him a mulligan on this one, hopefully it doesn't become a trend. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!