The Little Details
Running Time: 98 min. (the cover states 6 Girls; Over 2 Hours. Since this appears to refer to the movie rather than a full running time and the difference is enough for one entire scene, Iím deducting a full point from the overall score.)
Production Date: 9 / 15, 17, 22 / 2005
Director: Jordan Septo
Cast: Vida Valentine, Alana, Hypnotiq, Jada Fire, Melodee Bliss, Tyra, Wesley Pipes, Mr. Marcus, LT, and Nat Turner
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Black porn isnít quite my thing, but Smash has been on a roll lately and Jordan Septo has done some nice work from what Iíve seen. Iím looking forward to this one.
Initial Reaction: Itís all over the place, but does have some good sex.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of all black sex
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of anal
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is well balanced and clear, but there are a few background noises. The airplane noise at the end of the first scene is loud enough that I wondered if they were fucking on the runway, and the planes return for the other odd numbered scenes as well. You also get a bit of conversation between Septo and the cast in the final scene. The video is very nice. Itís very well lit and thereís just a touch of grain. Thereís a little camera motion, but itís never enough to really interfere with the action.
Music: Thereís a little music at the start of each scene. It doesnít go with the heavy rap style that permeates so much of black porn, but goes with a nicely sexy feel instead. Itís nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and helped each scene out a little.
Menus: The main menu has some nice animation combined with a bit of the movie. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a photo of the cast and each girlís name. After you choose a scene, youíre given a second screen that lets you choose where in the scene you want to go sexually based on a small clip of the action and the name of the sex act. It even lets you who else is in the scene! This is the way a chapter menu should be.
Booty Climax goes to the darker side of Smash, this time with Jordan Septo going behind the camera. Thereís five scenes here, with each scene starting with a little tease and then moving on to the sex without ever bringing in anything close to plot or a story.
|Scene 1 - Tyra and Mr. Marcus|
Tyra, a cute naturally breasted light skinned black chick with her hair part bleached, starts things out in a purple and black striped bikini with black stockings giving Mr. Marcus a tease as he sits back on the couch. She strips down to show her small but nicely natural tits and great ass and crawls into his lap so he can lick her titties before sliding back down to undo his pants and suck his cock. Tyra seems to need to stretch a little to wrap her mouth around Marcusís cock, and she takes it into her mouth to the point that her eyes start to water while also stroking him. Marcus doesnít bother to lick her pussy in return, and instead lets Tyra impale her snatch on his cock cowgirl style. He watches her ride him with a smile on his face and gets into it nicely as Tyra turns around for a reverse cowgirl ride. She hops off to suck her juices off Marcusís cock before getting back on and letting Marcus spank her ass as she rides him. Marcus takes her from behind next before getting in some missionary work and spooning. Finally, Tyra takes a nice open mouth, closed eyes facial before sucking out the last little bit from Marcusís cock with a smile.
This is a hot scene. Tyra is definitely cute, but she really needs to have a little more fried chicken so that people donít get distracted by counting her ribs when they should be paying attention to other things. She and Marcus have great chemistry, and they never made me think for a single instant that they werenít completely into each other. She handles the facial extremely well and I love how much both of them smiled through the scene. This is a great scene to start things out with.
|Scene 2 - Jada Fire and Nat Turner|
Jada, a dark skinned black girl with big tits, big booty, and braces, starts things out in a bright pink and yellow bikini showing off her ass on a chair. She gets up to shake it and strips down to show more of what she brings to the party before moving over to the couch where Natís waiting and stroking his cock. He stands up and lets her give his cock a lick before sucking it into her mouth. They donít waste much time with cocksucking or any time with pussy licking, with Jada instead taking Nat into her pussy reverse cowgirl style. She quickly gives him her vocal approval, and then lies back for him to let her have it missionary style. Jada climbs back on so that Nat can fuck her ass cowgirl style before getting off to suck his cock clean. She takes it reverse cowgirl style in her ass next, and sucks it clean again before letting Nat spear her ass as she lies on her side. Finally, Jada lets Nat pop on her tits and face.
Jada is one of those girls whoís always on the edge for me. She has a great ass and rack, but braces donít do anything for me. She also has a tendency to go far enough that I canít help but doubt her performances. All that said, I think this might be my favorite scene with her so far. She looks like sheís into the action and is nicely vocal, but never so much that I started to doubt it. Jada also puts in some nice energy, although Nat seems a bit standoffish in the scene. This is a hot scene, and my only complaint with it is that it didnít last longer.
|Scene 3 - Hypnotiq, Alana, and LT|
Hypnotiq, a lighter skinned black girl with a nicely natural body and her hair bleached, starts things out in a pink bikini as Alana, a lighter skinned black girl with her hair a chestnut brown, worships her wearing a pink and black bikini. Hypnotiq lets Alana oil up her tits and give them a little lick before moving down to her legs and ass with the baby oil. Hypnotiq returns the favor as planes apparently see just how close they can get to the house theyíre at before theyíre joined by LT. He admires Alanaís big fat titties before helping Hypnotiq oil up her ass. He moves back and forth oiling up each girlís ass before letting his tongue help. They head inside where LT licks Alana from behind as she sucks Hypnotiqís titties before moving up to work on Hypnotiqís pussy. The girls team up on LTís cock in return before Hypnotiq climbs up for a cowgirl ride as Alana watches and spanks her. The girls trade places for a little doggie action and some missionary work. They even get in some reverse cowgirl and a bit more doggie fucking before LT pulls out of Hypnotiqís pussy and lets his seed dribble onto Alanaís face as she sees just how tight she can close every hole in it. She tries to make up for it licking up all the cum she can find.
This scene didnít do a lot for me. Itís okay, but after starting out seeming like there was some decent chemistry between the girls it devolved into a simple back and forth. It also didnít help that I frequently wanted a slightly different camera angle and that I didnít find these girls as attractive as many of the others. This is a pretty average scene.
|Scene 4 - Vida Valentine and Wesley Pipes|
Vida, a very nice looking darker black girl with a great natural body, starts her scene out giving the camera a little tease on a staircase while wearing some sexy black lingerie. She struts her stuff over to Wesley on the couch where they admire each other a little while stripping down a bit. Wesley tongues Vidaís bald beaver before letting her see how much of his cock she can take into her throat as he sees how much he can mouth off. Vida climbs up to show off her beautiful booty riding Wesley cowgirl style before hoisting it up so he can fuck it from behind. She also lets Wesley fuck her shitpussy doggie style and in cowgirl before sucking and stroking him to a pretty good pop on her chin and open mouth.
Vida is a girl who shows a lot of potential. Sheís good looking, gets into the sex, and isnít afraid to take it in the ass. Unfortunately, she was paired with Wesley Pipes here, which almost completely ruined the scene for me. Vida looked like she was having a good time, but Wesley never shuts the fuck up. The scene wasnít even done and I couldnít help but wonder if the Geneva Convention prohibited anybody showing a Wesley Pipes scene to anybody else in times of war or peace, whether they were opposing each other or on the same side. I would have reached for the fast forward button here, but I couldnít reach it from where I was on the floor curled in the fetal position and whimpering ďMake it stop! Please make it stop!Ē. I really hope to see more of Vida, and I hope that whenever I see her again Wesley Pipes isnít anywhere close to her. This scene reminded me of why I rarely check out all black porn.
|Scene 5 - Melodee Bliss and LT|
Melodee, a good looking lighter skinned black girl with a great body and a few tattoos, starts her scene out playing in a pool and splashing her ass with the water. She emerges to let LT help dry her off before he starts sucking her titties and licking her holes from behind. She rewards him with a bit of knob gobbling before climbing up to ride him cowgirl style. They also get in some doggie and reverse cowgirl before Melodee finishes things up with a nice facial.
This is a decent final scene. Melodee and LT have some good chemistry together and put some nice energy in to go with it. Theyíre fairly vocal, but never so much that I started to doubt either of them. Itís a good final scene, but at the same time itís nothing overly special.
Booty Climax 3 is an above average black porno. When itís on, such as it is with Tyra and Jada, and when itís off Wesley Pipes mouth is on so itís really off. Thereís some nice chemistry through the movie, but the action, camera work, and editing seem a bit limited. The action is very heavy on the cowgirls, which gets more and more noticeable as the movie goes on because every scene starts out in the cowgirls. The camera work is pretty good, but it often feels limited and restrictive by not moving around much. It isnít helped by the editing, which although itís fairly tight, more times than not refuses to show position changes. This was one of the biggest problems with the movie for me, partially because of the 2 Hour claim making it plain to see that there was more than enough room for it, and partially because I think position changes help the overall flow of scenes. I enjoyed Booty Climax 3, but it was always an enjoyment that was tempered by its limitations. Itís not a bad movie, but with the chemistry in some of the scenes it doesnít feel like itís as good of a movie as it might have been.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Cheating Housewives, Pop My Ass, Six In Me, Under Pimp Arrest, Whale Tail, and White Wife Black Cock 6. The photo gallery lasts about three anda half minutes with about three seconds per very good looking snapshot. Thereís also a behind the scenes featurette and weblinks.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts twelve minutes. Hypnotiq and Alana start things out posing for still photos before a few clips of their action that was cut from the movie and a bit of chatting between shoots. Vida is next, with a few photos before they chat with Melodee about Melodee about boobs and piercings and have her pose for stills. Tyra is next, with a chat about her excitement for working with Marcus for the first time and her photo shoot. Jada is next with a bit of potty talk as well as Jada talking about one of her worst scenes ever. Itís a decent behind the scenes featurette, but it focused a bit much on the photo shoot for my tastes.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, all black, anal, ass to mouth, lesbian, group, and rimming (male > female)
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. This one might be worth the low end if youíre a fan of all black action and donít mind Wesley Pipesí mouth. Thereís some nice chemistry, but the sex was a bit up and down for me. The technical aspects are pretty good, but limited by some background noises, and thereís a bit of effort put into the extras. This is a decent movie on a decent DVD.
Note to Smash Pictures: Please watch your cover claims a bit closer. This one was extremely sloppy and not like you! Over twenty minutes difference (and off by over twenty percent of your claim) is not a good thing.
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