The Little Details
Running Time: 137 min.
Production Date: 9 / 21 / 2010
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Dylan Ryder, Rachel Love, Sara Jay, Savannah Stern, Shyla Stylez, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, and Tom Byron
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Tom Byron Pictures has been extremely reliable for putting out quality porn. I'm going into each and every one of their releases with high hopes.
Initial Reaction: It's fun and pretty hot, but comes in slightly below my normal expectations for a Tom Byron Pictures release due to a few minor complaints with the audio and video.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot chicks with big tits and cop uniforms
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are above average, which is a little below where I normally expect Tom Byron Pictures to be. The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a few minor background noises that are a bit noticeable. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks pretty good. There's a little rougher editing and some of the video looks a little flat, but for the most part the picture is clear and well lit.
Music: There's a little minor music that's nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
Menus: The main menu nicely works together a couple stills, a little animation, and a few clips from the movie for a decent first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the busty beauty in it.
The FeatureBooby Patrol collects five scenes focused on big tittied girls in police uniforms. The scenes are mostly unrelated, but there's a few minor moments that tie things together slightly.
|Scene 1 – Shyla Stylez and Tom Byron|
When busty patrol officer Shyla responds to a call and hears moaning inside, she heads around back and goes inside to investigate. She's surprised and embarrassed to break in on Tom jerking off to Big Tit Fixation 2, and since she loves Tom Byron Pictures asks to stick around and watch with him and starts to get a bit more comfortable. She lets Tom suck her big tits before she drops down to suck and titty fuck his cock. Tom tongues her holes and fucks her from behind before getting on top to ride Tom cowgirl style. Shyla turns around for the reverse cowgirl and lays back for a bit of missionary work before dropping down to let Tom pop on her big fat tits and then sucks out the last bit.
This is a hot and fun scene. The opening is nicely done and nicely transitions from the dramatic cop feeling to a bit of comedy with the comments about Tom Byron Pictures. There's nice chemistry between Shyla and Tom and they both put out some nice energy. Add in a great pop on Shyla's tits and you have a winner of a scene.
|Scene 2 – Savannah Stern and Anthony Rosano|
When Anthony heads out to his patio in the morning and finds that kids have been drinking there and leaving their trash, but they broke into his bar to do it and smoked a little pot while they were at it. He calls to report the vandalism and asks for an officer to come over, with officer Savannah showing up soon after. He starts to lose track once Savannah learns he's divorced and undoes a couple extra buttons on her tight shirt, and after a bit she has them head back inside to fill out a report as well as trying to console him by pulling his head into her bosom. Anthony sucks her tits and kisses her with Savannah urging him on before they both strip down and they sixty-nine. Savannah moves on to ride Anthony cowgirl style so he can suck her tits a bit more before they fuck bow and arrow style with Anthony mixing in a little more oral for Savannah as well as fucking her tits. They mix in a bit more oral action for each other as they fuck their way through reverse cowgirl and doggie and finish with a nice pop on Savannah's tits.
This is another fun and hot scene. Savannah looks great in her outfit and plays up the cop angle nicely as she listens to Anthony and takes his report. There's some nice humor once again as they move into the sex, and they have nice chemistry as they work through the scene. This is another nicely done scene.
|Scene 3 – Dylan Ryder and Evan Stone|
Busty raven-tressed Dylan slides out of bed with Evan to go to work and heads to the bathroom to get dressed. When she decides to go bra-less since the dry cleaner shrunk her shirt and Evan discovers it and starts to play with them, she decides she could be a little late to work. She lets Evan grope her tits and play with her pussy from behind before dropping down to work Evan over with her hands, mouth, and tits. They take to the floor to spoon before Dylan gets on top for a reverse cowgirl ride, and then move on with Evan taking Dylan from behind with a bit more oral action mixed in. They finish fucking missionary style before Evan lets Dylan have a nice load on her tits.
This is a great scene. Dylan looks fantastic both in and out of uniform, and works the tease nicely to start things out. She has great chemistry with Evan and they keep things moving very well. The only complaint I can have here is a couple minor background noises that were similar to a phone, but different enough that they could easily be taken as Dylan's cop radio that she was ignoring in the heat of passion. This is easily one of my favorite scenes in the movie.
|Scene 4 – Rachel Love and Jack Lawrence|
Jack gives busty blonde rookie Rachel a few tips as they head back to the station and take care of their end of shift duties. When she starts questioning him about searching suspects, Jack gives her a little demonstration of where he can stop as well as where she should go, and strips her down a bit before sucking her big tits. He turns her around to worship her from behind before laying her back on the hood to eat her pussy and finger her ass. Rachel eagerly sucks him in return and lets him fuck her tits before laying back on the hood for Jack to give it to her bow and arrow style. She stands up and turns around as Jack fucks her so he can play with her ass a little more while fucking her before riding him cowgirl style and letting him spoon her. Jack pulls her up to eat her ass and pile drive her before they go back to the hood for a little more missionary work. Finally Rachel drops down to take an eager facial finish.
This is a pretty good scene. The opening is fun, and there's great chemistry between Rachel and Jack. At the same time, some of the editing and camera work seem a bit rough and held the scene back a little. It also added to the phone or radio background noise in the previous scene and made the overall movie seem just a little sloppier than I normally expect from Tom Byron. This is a pretty good scene, but not as good as others in the movie.
|Scene 5 – Sara Jay and Tom Byron|
As Tom lays in bed with a magazine, busty Sara arrives in a little black lingerie feeling more than a little frisky and finds Tom ready to play. She's more than game when he suggests a little role play and brings out a sexy cop uniform for her to try on, and quickly changes before coming back out to play. Sara lays Tom back to frisk him, and lets him give her a little attention sucking her great big tits before dropping down to suck his cock. She also lets Tom fuck her tits before he moves down to fuck her pussy missionary style. Sara sucks and strokes him before riding him in each of the cowgirls, mixes in a little more titty fucking, and lets Tom take her doggie style before finally taking his load on her tits.
This is a hot scene, as well as a nice twist on the concept. I love the role playing aspect of this scene, both due to tying the movie together a bit after Tom's opening scene and due to how much Sara gets into it. Sara and Tom look to be having a lot of fun through the scene, and that makes this one a lot of fun to watch as well. This is another of my favorite scenes in the movie.
Booby Patrol is a fun fuck flick. There's nice attention given to the boobs in each scene, as well as the setups. I really like the variety to the setups and how it goes from cops on the job to in the station to a bit of role playing. Although there wasn't any anal, group, or lesbian action to bring a variety to the sex, the variety in the setups mixed things up enough that the movie always stayed fresh and fun. I think Dylan Ryder and Sara Jay turned out my favorite scenes, but there isn't a single scene that drops close to the average mark. That said, the attention behind the camera seemed a little weaker than I normally expect from Tom Byron pictures with some choppy editing and a couple minor background noises, but it's rarely enough to interfere with the movie too much. Booby Patrol is a nice little big boob diversion that has plenty of fun with the setups.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Lord of Asses 15, Seasoned Players 13, and The Human Sexipede. The photo gallery lasts about six and a half minutes. There's also a bonus scene, a behind the scenes featurette, and commercials.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly eighteen minutes and features Craig Daze behind the camera. Craig starts out chatting with Shyla about porn bringing her out of Canada, preferring to swallow rather than taking the facial, her website, and racing. Savannah is next, who talks about her normal day, anal, and her website before Dylan talks about her pre-porn life as a prison guard and shows off. Sara talks about having it all but refusing to do anal and making up for it in other areas as well as her website. As usual, this is a nice behind the scenes featurette. Craig brings out some nice personality from the girls, and has a very good chat with each of them. Naturally there's a little eye candy as well, but it's never a focus on the featurette and lets things focus on the girls as people instead. This is a very enjoyable behind the scenes featurette.
|Bonus Scene – Lisa Sparxxx and Tom Byron|
The bonus scene comes from Big Ass Fixation. Brunette Lisa starts out showing off her big ass a little sitting in a chair while talking with Tom before going to work sucking his cock. Tom worships and eats Lisa's ass in return before she gives him a little more head and rides him cowgirl style. He moves around to tap Lisa's ass doggie style and to fuck it missionary and cowgirl style. Finally Tom fucks Lisa's big titties and pops on her face and tits.
This is a pretty hot scene. I'm not a big fan of Lisa's, but there's no denying that she has a big ass with the knowledge of how to use it right. Tom does a nice job worshiping it with his face, hands, and cock, and she takes it all very well. My only real complaint here is that the pop went on Lisa's face and tits, since in a movie about ass worship as an ass like hers seems like it should have gotten the pop shot. That's a fairly minor complaint, however, and I'm sure fans of big asses will more than enjoy this scene.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, rimming (male > female), and anal (finger)
Raincoat Factor: Medium high
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many Tom Byron Pictures DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the low end. Rent this first or aim at the low end. The movie's fun and has all the effort one expects from Tom Byron Pictures for the extras, but the technical aspects are a touch weaker than normal and did hold things back slightly for me. It's still a fun movie and a packed DVD, but comes in a hair below what I normally expect from Tom Byron Pictures.
Note to Tom Byron Pictures: This was a fun idea. I hope you continue releases like this.
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