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Blue Dahlia

Studio: Metro
Category:  Straight
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Where to buy:Streaming/Download
dumblonde's ratings for Blue Dahlia:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Blue Dahlia overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Blue Dahlia Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Blue Dahlia Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Blue Dahlia Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Blue Dahlia Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Blue Dahlia DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Blue Dahlia A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by dumblonde  on  7/15/2002
Writer/Director: James Avalon
Videographer: Barry Woods
DOP: 1/28, 1/29, & 1/30/97
Running length: 90 min.

Female cast: Misty Rain, Roxanne Hall, Shyla Foxx, Chloe, Sunny, Laura Palmer, Lauren Montgomery

Male cast: Tony Tedeschi, Alex Sanders, Marc Wallice, Ian Daniels, Tommy Gun, Jeremy Steel, Chad Thomas.

Audio/Video:
The video was very well done, with the exception of a brief shot of a crew member during the second scene. The art direction, as one can expect with a James Avalon film, was stunning in the 'garden' segment, and good in the others.
Mood music fit the scenes very well, but I can't recall ever hearing cheesy porn music in my erotic dreams, so maybe it isn't that helpful in establishing the fact that it's a dream. It certainly doesn't help the dream's purpose, if you get my drift.

Extras:
Bios
Photo gallery
Chapter indexing
Preview trailers

Condoms: I didn't notice any.

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The Movie:

An Erotic Obsession - James Avalon's poetic way of saying wet dreams, something he seems very familiar with.
When I have an erotic dream I always make sure I have the lead role, however. Often my co-star won't even have a face. Come to think of it.. that's kinda weird, too. Never mind.

They plague Tony Tedeschi as well. He plays a photographer who's been having these haunting erotic visions that Misty Rain appears in, always carrying a blue dahlia. We know it's only a dream because Chad Thomas isn't in it.

Yet.

Chloe, Roxanne Hall & Mark Wallice star in Tony's first dream. This was a darkly lit well done scene that I just couldn't enjoy, damn it. In fact, I could barely stand to watch it, especially when he screws Chloe up the butt with no condom, then ejaculates over their faces and mouths. I found myself counting backwards on my fingers, when they should have busy somewhere else. The 'NEXT' button on my remote.

Tony and Shylla Foxx have time for a tittie-fuck and a doggy pound before some models for his photo shoot arrive. This is the only scene that isn't a dream. Tony jerks off over her face.

Lauren Montgomery & Ian Daniels, Sunny & Tommy Gun are the models who end up having a mini-orgy while Tony captures it with his camera. Ends just like the last two scenes, except both guys jerk off over both their faces. Tony tosses them out of his studio. Could even he be getting tired of the same ending to every dream?

Laura Palmer, Shylla Foxx, Misty Rain, and Alex Sanders in a beautiful outdoor scene that looks like paradise. Misty and Laura fool around some until Alex comes along. Laura has sex with Alex, and Misty disappears. Pretty soon, Shylla is blowing him, then gets screwed doggy style. Alex jerks off into both her and Laura's face and mouth. *Yawn*

Misty Rain, Chad Thomas, and Jeremy Steele in a fetish themed 3-way and DP, billed as Misty's 'first' (yeah, ok). This was my least favorite scene, for several reasons.

3. I'm not into the BDSM fetish, but if you're gonna have that, at least keep it real. It starts out with the guys wearing dog collars on leashes, licking her boots. Are there that many guys into this? The ones that are will probably be as puzzled as I was, then. What kind of wimpy discount dominatrix takes a facial? I realize it's only a dream, but come ON, Avalon.
This is a minor complaint in comparison, however.

2. Having some guy's hairy asshole fill my 52" tv screen while he appears to rut around awkwardly on top of a couple of dead bodies is less than erotic.

1. Chad Thomas and Jeremy Steel might be Misty Rain's idea of a wet dream, but I haven't been able to sleep since watching this little 3-way from hell, so forgive me if I sound more irritated than usual.

Misty - if your boyfriend can't get work on his own, it's because he's creepy, O.K? The fact that he appears to be a 'rider' in any contractual agreement with you makes him even more so. The fact that you allow this, perhaps encourage it, makes you even less appealing, and people should not have to be subjected to it.
Jeremy Steele, for those who are impressed by such things, almost blew Misty's wig off in the cumshot. I believe he could beat Peter North in a spunk monkey spank-off in all three categories, volume, velocity and distance, if only they would bury the hatchet.
Oh well.. one can always dream.

Male Cumshots: 8
Female Orgasms: 1 Chloe (probably faked, but I even credit fake ones at this point)


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