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Blind Sex Dates 4

Studio: Smash Pictures
Category:  Couples , Reality Porn
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T0MBOne's ratings for Blind Sex Dates 4:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Blind Sex Dates 4 overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Blind Sex Dates 4 Female looks rating 2.5 stars
Male Looks Blind Sex Dates 4 Male looks rating 1 star
Sex Blind Sex Dates 4 Sex rating 2 stars
 
Plot/Acting Blind Sex Dates 4 Plot/Acting rating 1.5 stars
Extras Blind Sex Dates 4 DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Blind Sex Dates 4 A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  11/28/2009

Like the BLIND DATE syndicated dating show, BISHOP'S BLIND SEX DATE; EPISODE 4 (2008, Smash Pictures) follows couples on blind dates but this DVD chronicles the sexual hijinks that may (or, in some cases, may not) occur. Each performer gives
first, second and typically final impressions about their date. An amiable black fellow named Bishop, who appears to have been part of Showtime's reality series FAMILY BUSINESS, introduces each date. So get ready for real dates, real sex, real people, and, dare I say, some real losers.

OCTAVIO & CHASE: "4 Left Feet"

Octavio and the very cute Chase meet on a park bench and attempt to draw portraits of one another. Here, we discover Octavio can't spell his own name and later, Chase decides he's a dud in bed, too. Poor Octavio. The duo land in the sack for some straight sex stuff that's fine with Chase being the aggressor. The usual straight sex positions lead to a cumshot on Chase's cute tummy---!!

ALEX & HEATHER: "Jacuzzi For 2, Please"

At least this duo seem to like each other. After hiking and dining, the duo land in a hot tub where swimsuits come off for nearby sucking and fucking. Alex seems thrilled with his pale, fake-boobed Euro gal with a sexy accent. Your reviewer, not so much---! 1/2

DJ & HOLLIE: "I'm Your #1 Fan"

A writer guy that kinda looks like the Crabman character from MY NAME IS EARL gets to hook up with pornstar Hollie Stevens. He even gets to write a poem about her, which sounds like a rap no better than raps by my rapper bud, T. Pitty. At a Hustler Store, Hollie tries on some stuff and DJ picks out a blue vibrator for her that they test out in the sack. Lots of tit and twat sucking leads to blowjob and 69 action with a mish fuck finale. "Ass man" DJ can rap at home happy as the two get along just fine---!! 1/2

GIANNA & LIO: "The Odd Couple"

Okay, here is where this DVD gets into trouble. A scrawny roller blading loser named Lio tries to impress the sleek and lovely Gianna by giving her a condom during a date that wasn't going all that well. Okay, so Gianna rightfully dumps this loser and no sexual shenanigans occur. Then why feature Gianna as one of the DVD cover sleeve gals?

ERIK & JERZI: "Fukyo"

A nerdy filmmaker wanna-be and a giddy escort from Vegas hook up for this dud finale. The two both throw a football like girls then wrap up and feed each other sushi. Jerzi sleeps with him anyway but Erik loses his load during a bed-rocking blowjob. Final impressions: not good. (Theirs and mine)---!

Extras are few and far between but there's a feature that allows you to "play with story" that runs 2 hours and 6 minutes or "wall to wall sex" that runs 51 minutes. Heather and Alex's sex stuff is more than 1/3 of this "wall to wall" running time.

Final rating for BISHOP'S BLIND SEX DATES: EPISODE 4 (2008) is ! 1/2 outa !!!!! Most of these dates are really dull and the sex is usually not much better. Also, please note that most of these scenes were filmed in 2003 (one in 2005) and packaged for DVD sale in 2008.



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