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The Little Details
Running Time: 124 min.
Production Date: 4 / 12 / 2004, 4 / 30 / 2004, 7 / 22 / 2004
Cast: Tiana Lynn, Ryan, Erin Moore, Donnie, Michelle, and Sergio (aka Benjamin Brat) in sexual situations and Bishop and Keri Sable in non-sex roles
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Bishop really impressed me with Blind Sex Dates 1. I canít help but go into this one with high expectations as well!
Initial Reaction: It doesnít even come close to suffering from sequelitis!
Who Should Watch It : Couples and anybody wanting porn with chemistry, passion, and fun!
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nasty porn or true newbies
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part. There is a little dubbing, which thankfully doesnít last that long, and a bit thatís out of balance during the last scene during the outdoor portion. The video is also very nicely done. Itís nicely lit and barely has any grain. The camera work is handled every bit as well as one would expect from Bishop, who captures things nicely without any camera shakes or zoom or panning problems.
Music: Thereís a little music during the date portion, but thatís it. It nicely adds to the setup and helps it to have a more mainstream feel.
Disc Complaints: Thereís a Blind Sex Dates watermark in the lower right corner. Watermarks donít annoy me like some people as long as they stay there so they can be tuned out. The watermark comes and goes a little, but also fits the feel of the feature. Most of the reality dating type shows Iíve watched on TV had a watermark just like the one here, so I found it easy to look past here most of the time. That said, it would have been much easier to look past if it would have been smaller and closer to the corner.
Menus: The menus are done differently, but nicely. Itís arranged live a TV DVD, where you can choose to watch a single episode or all episodes. If you select an episode, you get a chapter menu for the episode which lets you jump to a specific sex act or the extras associated with that episode.
The FeatureFans of Seymore Buttís Family Business series on Showtime got to know his editor and secondary cameraman, Bishop. With Blind Sex Dates 2 Bishop continues to strike out on his own. He keeps the format of the reality dating shows youíre used to seeing on late night TV, but rather than just following things from when the guy picks the girl up to when he drops her off after the date, Bishop goes after what happens after the guy brings her home from the date.
|Scene 1 - Tiana Lynn and Ryan|
Tiana talks about liking normal guys who arenít afraid to try anything, while Ryan talks about wanting to meet a nice and real girl with real tits who hopefully has a few piercings. Ryan takes her to a smoke shop where theyíre set up with a water pipe before they head to the pier to have some fun. Itís supposed to be Tianaís first time on blades, but if so, sheís a heck of a lot more graceful than I was my first time. They head out for some Italian food and sodas where Tiana starts quizzing Ryan about sex before telling him about what she likes sexually. They head back to Ryanís place, and since his roommate is watching TV they head right to his bedroom. They both claimed they werenít sure what would happen back there since neither made any promises, but as soon as they get in they start kissing passionately and stripping each other down. Tiana quickly takes Ryanís cock into her mouth before taking her shirt off to show her fantastic pierced natural titties. She continues to work on him with her mouth and hand while giving him plenty of great eyes before they finish stripping down and she lies back for Ryan to start fucking her missionary style. He pulls off when Tiana starts squirting, and soon after squirts on her chest. That doesnít stop them, however, as Ryan goes back to fucking Tiana doggie style while spanking her ass. Of course Tiana squirts several more times as Ryan fucks her from behind, and keeps it up after she climbs on top of him for a cowgirl ride. They head back to missionary for more squirting by both Tiana and Ryan before they give their final impressions.
This is an excellent scene! Tiana is so cute and sexy that I could have dang near busted a nut before she even started sucking Ryanís cock in the bedroom. She has a natural and realistic feel that really makes this a strong scene, and she keeps things moving nicely. The only thing that didnít work for me here was the lack of a condom. Normally I prefer not having them and can go either way, but with a blind date reality show setup it seems a bit irresponsible to leave them out. This is one of the few places they could be worked in very well and shouldnít cause a problem. This is one heck of a great way to start out the movie!
|Scene 2 - Erin Moore and Donnie|
Donnieís a non-smoker (as opposed to a person who doesnít smoke) student at SDSU whoís looking for a girl who likes him rather than all his friends heís been hooking up. Erinís a cute blonde whoís moved to California for the beach and wants a guy with a built body without the sweaterback. Donnie starts out acting like he might have been kicked by a mule one time too many. They feed ducks, where Donnie makes points by chasing them away from his animal loving date before going learning salsa dancing, where Donnie continues to show why they girls normally went for his friends. They go out for sushi, where Donnie strikes out on his first kiss before scoring on his second attempt. You can see a little chemistry bloom between them as they have their sushi even before Donnie touches his nose with his tongue. After telling a story of striking out in Brazil thatís just short of catching a deal from a crippled hooker, they head back to Erinís place. Erin lies back in a poppazon chair and lets Donnie suck her tits before telling her she has a huge butt. He continues to say the wrong thing telling her that her bald pussy tastes way better than the sushi, but that comment goes along the wayside due to the size of Donnieís tongue. They move on with a bit of sixty-nining before Donnie starts to fuck Erin from behind. They roll down for a bit of reverse cowgirl before Erin gets back into her chair for a little missionary work. Finally, Donnie asks Erin if she wants his cum, and she hops up to take it all in her mouth before swallowing it down. Afterwards they head to the shower before going off to meet Donnieís parents.
This scene started off really rough for me. In addition to being a Smoke-Nazi, Donnie seemed like a dick. With the way he was acting and Erin was reacting I really hoped that sheíd dump him and pick up another guy to take home. As it goes on, she comes off as a bit of a flirtations flake, and you could see her getting into Donnie. The sex was pretty good, and Erin looks like sheís really into it. Thereís some nice energy but still a real feel. I love how naturally Erin swallows Donnieís load, and you see just enough of it to know that itís real rather than a cop-out. This scene starts out rough but still ends up very hot.
|Scene 3 - Michelle and Sergio|
Sergio comes to Blind Sex Dates just looking for a hottie to fuck him, while Michelle wants to just have some fun without any commitment. They head to a tarot reading before going on a picnic and talking about sex. They start kissing before Sergio goes after her tits in the park. They head back to the hotel to continue things, where Sergio kisses his way around Michelleís face while she undresses him. She kisses her way down his chest until she gets to her knees and his cock, and then starts to give him a slow hummer. Sergio helps her out of her pants and panties before worshiping her ass and rolling her over to eat her pussy as well as her ass. He slides the tip into her pussy and makes her beg for him to fuck her before really giving it to her. Michelle rolls over for a little doggie style before letting Sergio spoon her. She sucks his cock clean before letting him fuck her missionary style. Finally, Michelle takes a nice and enthusiastic facial from Sergio.
This is yet another hot scene. Thereís great chemistry between Michelle and Sergio, and you can see a nice progression as she gets warmed up. The date portion isnít quite as good as the others, but on the other hand itís a bit more sexual which makes up for it. Michelle is probably the least attractive woman in the movie, but on the other hand sheís very attractive and has a natural look thatís definitely very nice. This is a nice scene to finish things with.
Blind Sex Dates 2 is every bit as good as I remember the original being. The dates are fun and have a great humanity about them. I would have liked to have seen somebody strike out to mix things up, but at the same time the sex gives the scenes a nice bit of closure. The sex is every bit as enjoyable as the dates, if not more, and always shows plenty of chemistry. I know that half the people here are porn stars, and yes, part of me would normally complain about this. Here, Bishop does such a great job that I donít care! The scenes have a natural ease and believability about them that completely drew me into the fantasy. I also donít care as much because Bishop looks like he is trying to draw real people into the movie (just check out the Blind Sex Dates website to see how you could have a chance to get in a future movie). Bishopís Blind Sex Dates 2 has a few minor faults, but by the end of the movie I couldnít care less about them. I had a great time watching the entire movie that I canít help but recommend Blind Sex Dates 2 to anybody who might be interested in it.
The Extra StuffA preview is included for each episode that starts off the episodes. Thereís also a slideshow both for the episode and behind the scenes on the episode that lasts between about a minute and two minutes. The photos are nicely presented as Polaroids, and look nice. Thereís also bonus footage for each scene.
Bonus footage is included for each scene. The bonus footage for Tianaís scene lasts nearly ten minutes. You get to see Tiana in the makeup chair as well as working with Bishop for the stills and setting up the scene. Thereís a few outtakes from the date as well as a bit of cut footage from the sex scene. Erin and Donnieís scene has about eight minutes of bonus footage. Thereís more date footage as well as more of the sex, and you get to see that the sex is much more natural for a coupleís first time together. Finally, thereís about eight minutes from Michelle and Sergioís scene. There isnít much extra footage from the date here, and instead it works in plenty of cut footage from the sex. Theyíre all nice bits of extra footage, and well worth checking out if you enjoyed the original scenes. This is a very nice extra.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, reality, squirting, swallowing, and rimming (male > female)
Raincoat Factor: Medium
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. This oneís worth it even at the high end. The setups are very well done and show some nice care, as does the sex. The technical aspects are also well done and thereís even some nice effort put into the extras. This is a great DVD!
Note to Bishop / Smash Pictures: I hope you keep this series coming!
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