|Where to buy:||DVD Rent|
My first Smash review, this is a spoof of the series Blind Date. It's one of those shows that you have to stay up really late to watch and even if you did, there was still Conan. Basically the premise of the series was hooking two strangers up. They would go do something during the day, then have dinner, then have some drinks and dance, and if we're lucky, some hot tub action. Sometimes there'd be nookie. Sometimes no. That's what Blind Date Uncensored is about. Since Blind Sex Date is a porn, I'm gonna presume that all of the couples get some at the end.
Amanda Roberts & David Crud:
Funny. Amanda looks like McKayla Matthews down to the solar belly tattoo. I don't recognise David but he looks like a porn guy with his tattoos. As we get to know more about the participants through reality style interviews, I wonder if these are improvised or if Bishop has a script going. The thing that becomes annoying is that there is a blind sex date logo and I don't mean watermark on the lower right part of the screen at all times and it's definitely not see thru. I know a couple of reality dating shows do the same thing but that's something that doesn't need to be spoofed.
They Well this couple barely is in the middle of dinner before they decide to call the check and go somewhere else to fuck. McKayla's a pretty good performer (and she's fine). This is actually the first video with her. She loves the cock and balls with her mouth and is vocal during the sex. David sure looks like he knows what he's doing in front of the camera so I'm presuming he's had porn experience. Cumshot comes on her pussy.
Marigold & Grant Hamil:
Tianna Lynn introduces this scene. Bummer, I was hoping she'd be in it. Grant looks like a regular guy with his glasses. Marigold is a blonde russian with a good body. Her lipsticks kind of heavy and she struggles with her interview but it comes off better than regular Blind Date interviews. After a martial arts lesson for the day activity, they convene for lunch. Grant seems kind of tight which indicates he may not be a porn star but Mari still gives him some sugar. They then go to a masseuse. Grant looks freaked out naked being handled by a dude. Mari has no problems getting a lame massage from Grant.
Well, we're at the classic hot tub and yep they're gonna do it. A phone goes off while Mari gives a blowjob to Grant, heh. It's an okay blowjob. I'm more staring at Mari's heavy mascara while she's concentrating on the task at hand. They get out of the hot tub where Grant returns the favour. A condom magically appears and we get to the intercourse. Mari has a sleepy drugged up look while she's getting porked. He blows his load on her butt. A relatively short sex scene. Guess grant is a newbie after all. Exit interviews are awkwardly hilarious, Mari: "You're a very nice guy... and a good fucker".
Melani Kali & Rick:
Melani Kali looks like Lani Lei who I last saw in Uniform Babes. She says she's hawaiian. Lani really looks like a thicker Catalina with her hair braided. The thing I like is that you hear the girls talk more than in most videos to figure their personalities, scripted or no. Rick is a part time waiter and kind of looks like a flaming Brian Bozworth.
They go horseback riding. Lani teaches Rick hula dancing. After dinner, Rick suggests some "dessert". Rick does a lame attempt at seduction with the guitar. Lani rightfully asks, "that's it?" before rewarding him with kisses. I wasn't a big fan of Lani before but watching her interact with Rick is endearing me to her personality and makes her so much more attractive. She has facial expressions similar to Melanie Jagger in the sack. Doggy has her gripping the covers and bed tightly. Creampie finish and he's still packing it in just to make it sure. Good way to get a girl pregnant there.
This is a solid debut by Bishop. I really enjoyed two of the three scenes and we're not even necessarily talking about the sex. I guess if you force the performers to hang out most of the day and they don't end up hating each other (and even if they do) the sex is better. At first I thought there was no extras since there wasn't a separate menu for them, but if you choose the individual scenes, you get bonus footage slide show and preview options. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.