What I Liked:
Scene 1- Gina Lynn: I've always liked Gina Lynn, and so, I was certainly looking forward to seeing her in the opening scene. Things starts off well with some tease, which includes rubbing her pussy through her clothes. Within a minute, Pat Myne is sampling Gina's chest pillows and pussy. It was even better seeing Gina wrap those wonderful DSLs (dick sucking lips) around Pat's cock, especially when Gina tries to fit as much man-meat into her mouth as possible. (Good eye contact with the camera as well). There's even a 69, which gives way to some doggie-style fucking, including some flat on belly boinking as well. Yes, the spoon and cowgirl position are nice, but Gina looks even hotter squatting up and down on Mr. Myne's swollen member. Also, Gina does a nice bit of dirty talking as well.
Scene 2- Alexis Texas: Booty queen Alexis Texas does some dirty dialog with Mick Blue over the phone, and we soon see her in a pink outfit that accentuates her ass and pussy lips as well. The action gets going with a good blowjob also becoming a 69 as well. (Which leads to a great shot of Mick jabbing his cock upward into and out of Alexis' mouth). The blonde vixen does the old bouncy-bounce on top of Mick, and she certainly knows how to churn her hips as she rides. In addition to some additional deep-throating and face fucking, Ms. Texas also gets the viewers attention with some butt-shaking while taking a cowgirl-style ride.
Scene 3- Tanya James: The first thing I noticed with Tanya is that she could pass for a sister of fellow blonde Krystal Steal. She certainly knows how to show off her killer legs and ass, and her rack isn't so bad either. Tanya lures Ben English in with some lap-dance seduction, getting the action going with a fine blowjob. (Kudos to the from-behind camera shot of Tanya bent over while she sucking cock). Ben then gets his balls banging against Tanya fine form as he tears into Tanya's pussy in cowgirl and missionary. There are several mini-blowjobs throughout the scene, but there's one bit of sword-swallowing that she does in slow and sensual manner.
Scene 4- Krystal Steal: I'm also a bit of a Krystal Steal fan, going back to her days as a starlet for Pleasure Productions. (That why I frequently associate her and Gina Lynn together). Granted, she's cut back on her work, but she can still throw down when needed. She shows up at Mick Blue's place, sporting a great outfit and tan, needing a tow for her car. While waiting, she asks Mick as a matter of factly if she can suck his cock. After such a great line she polishes Mick's knob with those wonderful lips of hers, along with lots of slurping, deep-throating, face-fucking and some nice hand-cranking, all while wearing her sunglasses. Ms Steal shows off her naked body even better when she's riding Mick's peg deep in her pussy, to include some fine booty-quivering, as well as squatting over Mick's cock as her fucks her from below.
Scene 5- Holly Morgan: The pouty faced cutie-pie Holly Morgan pretty much starts her scene naked at the outset, doing a little dance for the camera. Holly is soon chats with and then is jumping Ben English's bones. Some cowgirl riding gets the blonde quaking in her skin, as well as encouraging her to play with her breasts. She continues to display that sexy pouty look even as Ben screws her on the couch. The two of them also set up a moderate but steady rhythm for some doggie-style fucking, leading to a solid facial that glazes the entire right side of Holly's face.
What I Disliked:
In my opinion, Gina had a so-so facial, and compared to previous scenes, Holly's sexual session could have been a tad bit hotter. Minor quibbles, really, instead of a deal-breaker.
Good camera shots of such lovely ladies, and fairly good lead-ins to each scene. By the way, in case you're interested, the DVD has the usual Cumshot Loop, Photo Gallery, Trailers (the same trailers seen on so many other 3rd Degree DVDs) solo scenes (short but sweet scenes) and the Behind the Scenes Segment (limited solely to Alexis Texas).
Bleached to the Bone might not necessarily answer whether blondes have more fun, but thanks to the five well-chosen light-haired beauties in the DVD, I can say it was definitely fun watching them in action.