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Black Scary Movie

Black Scary Movie

Studio: West Coast Productions
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astroknight's ratings for Black Scary Movie:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Black Scary Movie overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Black Scary Movie Female looks rating 3.5 stars
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Sex Black Scary Movie Sex rating 3.5 stars
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Audio/Video Quality Black Scary Movie A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/15/2012

Running Time: 106 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Bishop

Cast: Bella Moretti, Jade Nacole, Misty Stone, Rihanna Rimes, Skin Diamond, Chilli Chills (listed here as Chilly Chill), Deep Threat, Nat Turner, Prince Yahshua, and Tee Reel with a few more in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. It's nicely lit with a good hand on the camera and a pretty clear picture.

The Movie: When the gang gets all set to head up to a cabin in the woods, they're surprised to hear that Prince and Skin's vehicle broke down about halfway there. After a bit of squabbling around the group, along with a few people having bad feelings, they finally make it to the motel Skin told them they'd be at only to be told that she and Prince left. All they're left with is a note, and more bad feelings, as they continue their journey.

Scene 1 Rihanna Rimes and Tee Reel

After sending Misty to go pack, Tee decides to see how much he can stuff in Rihanna. He lays back for her to suck his cock, and after a quick interruption from Misty they go back to kissing. Tee helps Rihanna out of her panties to tenderly eat her pussy before letting her go back to mouthing his manhood with a bit of face fucking mixed in. They quickly move from fucking missionary style to spooning, and also get in both cowgirls with a little more oral to break things apart. Tee plays with Rihanna's ass a little as he takes her from behind before popping a small load on her great ass.

Scene 2 Bella Moretti and Chilli Chills

Even though they're running late, Chilli thinks there's still time to fool around with Bella. They kiss and help each other strip down on the bed before she eagerly sucks and strokes his cock. Bella moves up to show off her nice round ass and ride Chilli cowgirl style before laying back to take it missionary style and get in a bit of spooning. Chilli fucks her doggie style quickly before having her suck his cock a little more, and then goes back to fucking her doggie and missionary style. Finally Chilli lets Bella have an impressive pop on her stomach and tits.

Scene 3 Skin Diamond and Prince Yahshua

When Skin strips down to her panties and starts digging through one of her bags in the motel, Prince can't concentrate on watching TV anymore and pulls her in for some fun. He kisses her and sucks her tits before sliding off her panties and eating her pussy. Skin nicely reciprocates on his cock with some great knob gobbling before letting Prince fuck her missionary style. Skin mixes in a little more head for Prince as he fucks her, and they keep things going in doggie before she takes a nice pop in and around her mouth.

Scene 4 Jade Nacole and Nat Turnher

Jade hooks up with Nat at his place after a little chatting. He kisses his way around her stomach and thighs as she strips down before moving in to eat and play with her bald pussy. Nat lays back for Jade to eat his ass while he strokes his cock before fucking her doggie style. They mix in a little sixty-nining before fucking doggie style, and keep the oral coming before fucking in missionary. Finally Nat lets Jade have a nice facial finish.

Scene 5 Misty Stone and Deep Threat

Finally Misty gets busy with Deep Threat in the great outdoors after they enjoy a little smoke. She kisses him and drops down to help him out of his pants so she can suck and stroke his cock while mixing in some great eyes. They head back to the Expedition and pull out the 3rd seat so they can get busy in the back end with Misty quickly pulling out her titties for him to suck. Misty starts stripping him down and urges him on to eat her bald pussy before fucking it bow and arrow style. She sucks Deep's cock clean and rides it cowgirl style before turning around for the reverse cowgirl in the back end. Misty also lets him take her from behind before he busts a nut on her butt.

Black Scary Movie was a pretty good disappointment for me, largely due to the boxcover. Looking at the boxcover, I fully expected Bishop to be having a lot of fun making a porn version of the horror parody Scary Movie and due to the cast I had high expectations for this idea. Instead, Black Scary Movie is a rather slow horror porno. The cast does a decent job with the script, but at times it seemed like it wanted to jump around a bit too much trying to make it seem bigger than it is. The bigger problem was that the suspense aspect was never that strong. It worked okay starting the movie out and came back decently at the end, but in the middle there just plain wasn't much there. If this was to be working on the straight horror angle I'd hope for a little something between each scene, and instead I was largely bored and didn't care much about any of the characters. Thankfully the sex worked pretty well in Black Scary Movie. There's pretty good chemistry in each of the scenes, and the action is very nicely captured. I think Skin might have turned out my favorite scene, but the action is pretty consistent from scene to scene. Black Scary Movie is an okay black feature that really needed a better cover.

The Extras: A second DVD is devoted entirely to extras, starting off with splitting the movie three ways, with a story only reel, a sex only reel (for gonzo lovers), and a cum shot reel. Trailers are included for six other West Coast releases. The photo gallery lasts just over a minute. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts just shy of eleven minutes. After a few outtakes, you get a little extra action with Misty Stone and a little of the movie being shot. There's also a little extra sex footage with Skin Diamond and some of the slasher makeup and scenes being set up. It returns to more action with Misty as well as a bit with Bella. There's also a bit of makeup work to close things out. This is an okay little behind the scenes featurette. I'll readily admit to hoping for a little more here, as this appears to be a pretty big movie for West Coast and the cast is full of people well known for their personality. This is an okay addition to the overall DVD but you're not missing too much if you pass it by.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Rent it if you're into the cast and horror movies.

Note to West Coast Productions: I'm sure this one would be much more enjoyable if the cover didn't make it look like it was a porn version of the horror parody Scary Movie rather than having it go the actual slasher movie route.

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