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Black Scary Movie

Studio: West Coast Productions
Category:  Black , Feature film
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Captain Jack's ratings for Black Scary Movie:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Black Scary Movie overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Black Scary Movie Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Black Scary Movie Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Black Scary Movie Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Black Scary Movie Plot/Acting rating 2.5 stars
Extras Black Scary Movie DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Black Scary Movie A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  3/11/2012
Another parody offering, this one paying tribute to the classic Scary Movie. West Coast has compiled a nice cast of sexy black actresses including Skin Diamond, Misty Stone and Rihanna Rimes.

The storyline is that a bunch of people are taking a trip together. Skin and Prince Yahshua left before everyone else and their car broke down. They are stuck at some creepy motel. She calls Misty to let her know where they are and Misty makes plans to pick them up.

Rihanna Rimes

While his sister is packing, Tee Real takes Rihanna into the bedroom for some fun. Misty interrupts them while she is giving him head but the second effort is more successful. Rihanna gets eaten out then demonstrates her own oral skills. She deepthroats his cock and gets her face fucked. She gets drilled in mish, spoon, cowgirl, reverse and doggie. Rihanna looks great in her performance and her oral skills are dynamic. Tee sprays his load all over her sexy ass.

Bella Moretti

Meanwhile, Bella is getting ready for the trip but her boyfriend has other ideas. They hop into bed and Bella gets her body worshipped. She gives him head and slides his cock down her throat. She gets fucked in cowgirl, mish, spoon and doggie. She gets drilled hard causing her to do a lot of screaming. She gets a hot load dropped on her stomach.

Skin Diamond

While Prince and Skin are waiting to get picked up, they have nothing to do except let romance take over. Skin has a great body and she gets naked, letting Prince kiss his way down it. He dines at the Y and Skinís bald pussy looks great. She gives him head and takes his whole cock into her mouth. She gags on his meat and coats it with her spit. Prince pounds her in mish and doggie before unloading on her pretty face. She does some sexy clean-up in what was, unfortunately, the shortest sex scene on the disk.

Jada Nacole

Skin jumps in the shower and thatís where she meets her demise. The killer lays her body down next to Princeís and covers them with a sheet. The group canít find them at the motel so they go searching. Meanwhile, Jada is getting busy with her boyfriend. She gets her pussy licked before she proves sheís a good cocksucker. She licks his balls and tosses his salad. She gets nailed in mish, doggie, cowgirl and reverse spoon. Jada gets a big load of boy batter stroked off on her face.

Misty Stone

Misty goes into the woods to smoke a joint with her man and weed must make her horny. She starts kissing him passionately and then releases his cock. She gets him hard in her mouth, then they get busy on the tailgate of their SUV. Misty gets eaten out then boned in mish, cowgirl, reverse and doggie. She gets cum splattered on her ass, then goes back to searching for her friends.

The movie ends when the rest of the group gets killed one by one, although Misty escapes.

SPECIAL FEATURES

All the extras are found on Disk 2 and they include the movie with the story only, the movie with only the sex, a cumshot recap, photo galleries, trailers and almost 11 minutes of BTS (although the last minute is credits).

SUMMARY

This is a parody so the first thing I have to judge is the storyline and the acting. It was a pretty bad movie based on that. Scary Movie is a comedy and there wasnít one funny line in the entire 106 minutes. Not even an attempt at comedy. This had nothing to do with the movie itís based on except for some killings. Which brings up the other point. Skin and Prince get taken out midway through, then there is nothing until the very end when the director must have thought, ďOh, shit. We used up all our sex scenes, we better start killing people!Ē But the main reason to watch porn is for the sex. There is a good cast assembled here and I could watch no one else except Skin get boned for the next month and be happy! Misty, Rihanna and Jade also give good performances. So, based on the sex, itís worth picking up.



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