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The Little Details
Running Time: 90 min.
Production Date: 5 / 15 – 17 / 2006 (movie) 8 / 8 / 2006 (cover)
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Carmen Hayes, Dena Caly, Diamond, Hypnotic, Jada Fire, Nathan Threat, Sledge Hammer, Tyler Knight, and Wesley Pipes
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I'm not big on all black porn, but with Jada Fire and Carmen Hayes I'm a little tempted by this one.
Initial Reaction: For a ninety minute five scene porno, it's pretty good.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a basic black on black porno
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting long scenes, group sex, or lots of anal
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is nicely balanced and clear, although there are a couple background noises. The video is sadly presented in the bargain basement non-anamorphic widescreen format. It has just a touch of grain now and then and is lit pretty well. There's a little camera motion and fast zooms to interfere, but it's not handled too badly. Black Poles in Dark Holes 2 would be very impressive technically if somebody cared enough to give it the anamorphic transfer the format deserves.
Music: There's a little music in the background, but it's quiet enough that you can notice it if you want or put it out of your mind easily if you don't like music. It adds a little to the scenes, but not much.
Menus: The main menu is pretty basic, and just gives a still with a little generic background animation. The chapter menu is pretty good, and lets you choose a scene based on a small pixelated clip of each scene and the name of the black beauty in it.
The FeatureBlack Poles in Dark Holes 2 goes with a simple formula. Each scene starts out with the girl talking a bit about themselves during a segment where they do a little strip tease before getting it on with a black guy.
|Scene 1 – Dena Caly and Nathan Threat|
Dena starts things out in a pink top and a jean skirt and strips down while she talks about herself, getting into the business, and what she likes in the background. She's joined by Nathan when she gets all stripped down and quits talking so she can work him out of his jeans and into her mouth. Nathan licks her pussy in return as Dena lies back and watches him with a smile while rubbing her tits. He comes back up to get a couple more sucks from Dena before starting to fuck her doggie style. Dena sucks him clean again before getting up for a cowgirl ride that shows off a very nice booty. She keeps mixing in a bit of head as she rides him reverse cowgirl style, and even lies back for him to fuck her missionary style. Finally, Nathan pulls out and pops a smallish load on her stomach.
This is a pretty good scene. Deny has a nice body and a pretty face, and she gets into the sex nicely. She looks like she really likes to suck cock, and there's some nice chemistry between her and Nathan. The scene feels a little rushed and formulaic at times with her having to suck his cock between each position, but it also adds a bit to the chemistry. The camera work also held the scene back a bit by having some fast zooms in and out and getting so close with some of the close-ups that you can almost count the individual sperm in the drops from the pop shot. This isn't too bad of a scene.
|Scene 2 – Diamond and Wesley Pipes|
Diamond, a lighter skinned black babe with highlighted hair, talks about what she likes and sex while she struts her stuff and shows off before Wesley shows up and starts mouthing off while asking a few more questions about what she wants. Diamond finally lies back on a couch so Wesley can put his mouth to better use eating her pussy before she rewards him with a bit of cocksucking. He fucks her doggie style while giving her shapely ass a few slaps before having her get up and ride him cowgirl style. They also get in some missionary work before going back to doggie. Finally, Diamond gets down to give Wesley about three sucks and then let him stroke himself to a supposed pop you never see in her mouth.
It's no secret that Wesley Pipes is a guy who's almost guaranteed to ruin a scene for me due to his nonstop mouthing off, but I have to admit that he did a pretty good job here. He actually talks with Diamond a little to learn some of what she likes rather than just mouthing off nonstop, and that made a lot of difference to me. Sadly, the lack of a pop at the end and Diamond's looking scared as heck of cum brought this scene down to hover around the average level.
|Scene 3 – Jada Fire and Tyler Knight|
Jada starts her scene out in a short lime green top with plenty of holes and a jean skirt talking about her time in the industry, some of her favorite people (as well as not having gotten to fuck Adult DVD Talk's own Brandon Iron yet), sex, waiting for anal sex, and what really matters with sex before welcoming in gentleman Tyler Knight (no relation) to join her. Tyler takes his time running his hand around her goodies and kissing his way around before diving in to eat her pussy. Jada sucks his cock in return before climbing up to ride him cowgirl style wearing everything but her panties. She turns around to impale her ass on Tyler's cock before letting him spear her shitpussy doggie style. Jada rolls to her side and then to her back as Tyler fucks her ass, and he gets down to lick her pussy a little more in the middle of it so she can have a little break. Finally, Tyler gives her about six drops of cum on her tit as the camera cuts back and forth between his face and her tit.
This is a pretty hot scene. Jada shows off some real personality during the opening interview, and it made me just as impressed with her as a person as I have been with her as a performer with how together she seems. The sex is nicely done with Tyler putting out a good hard cock for her to work with. The only thing that held the scene back was the pop shot, as it was handled in a manner that seemed to scream “stunt cock”. If that isn't enough, at fifteen minutes (including a long interview) the scene seemed a little short especially when you consider that Jada's pretty much the main attraction as the cover girl. With a little more time, a little better pop, the pop shot being captured better this could have been a great scene. As it is, it's just a good one.
|Scene 4 – Hypnotic and Wesley Pipes|
Hypnotic starts her scene looking kind of cheerleader-ish in a white tank top with a purple bra, a blue and green pleated skirt, and white sneakers talking about her time in the industry, sex, and some of what she likes. Wesley mouths off a bit when he joins her and has her show off her ass before she lets him know that she wants him in her ass too, rather than just her pussy. Wesley gets down to tongue her twat before seeing if he can put his mouth to work more than Hypnotic can as she sucks his cock. He lets her ride him cowgirl style before fucking her doggie style in each of her holes. Hypnotic takes a break to suck his cock clean and even buries his bone in her butt cowgirl style to really show it off before going with the mandatory reverse cowgirl. Finally, Hypnotic hops off, and opens up for Wesley to unload his pipe on her face with a decent pop.
This is a pretty hot scene. As usual, Wesley seems to think the scene is more about his mouth than how well Hypnotic can fuck, but Hypnotic does a great job. I was really impressed with how well she took Wesley's cock in her ass and the ass to mouth. Wesley's pop was pretty average, but Hypnotic's eagerness for it easily took it up another notch. This is a surprisingly hot scene that has me hoping to see more of Hypnotic in the future.
|Scene 5 – Carmen Hayes and Sledge Hammer|
Carmen start her scene in a jean skirt with her big fat titties stretching out a baby blue top talking about nasty little bitches before breaking out her fantastic tits to suck and play with. She shows off her great ass and plays with her pussy a bit for the camera before she's joined by Sledge, who nicely introduces himself and then goes right for her titties. He has her turn around to admire her ass and give it a little tonguing and then has her lie back for him to tongue and finger her twat. Carmen slurps away on Sledge's oversized cock in return before letting him bury it in her pussy missionary style as she pulls a leg behind her head. She gets up to ride him cowgirl style next, with Sledge following it up with some doggie fucking as Carmen begs him to give her his milkshake. Finally, Sledge pulls out and pops down Carmen's crack.
Not surprisingly, Sledge and Carmen turn out a nicely hot scene. They keep things moving nicely with Sledge turning in a solid giving and Carmen receiving with some nice vocals. I also love how Carmen shows off her flexibility with her leg behind her head and how that camera does a great job capturing plenty of her fantastic body.
Black Poles in Dark Holes 2 is a pretty good fuck flick. The scenes are short, but there's frequently good chemistry and the interview / tease that starts off each scene gives a nice bit of personality for the ladies. Although there is a decent mix to the sex for having all one on one action, the chemistry is the real key here with everybody looking like they're having fun. Even Wesley Pipes seems to forget about himself for a moment or two during his scene with Diamond, which was the weakest scene due to what looked like a stunt cock finish and some com fear. The other four girls all did a very nice job, and although Hypnotic's eagerness really impressed me, I think Dena's scene as a whole did the most for me. Although a pretty good movie as it is, a little more time here would have been nice showing things like more position changes. Jada's scene could have also gone at least another five minutes that could only benefit the scene. For a movie that barely lasts an hour and a half and still has five scenes Black Poles in Dark Holes 2 works well, but it also shows enough potential that I was a little disappointed it didn't take the time to do more.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery lasts five and a half minutes with about five seconds per noticeably pixelated snapshot or good looking full screen photo. Amazingly, some of the “naughty parts” are blurred over, which brings this photo gallery down and caused me to quickly lose interest in it. Trailers are included for Big Gulps, Double Shocker 2, Just Popped In!, POV Pussy, and Toy Boxes. There's also weblinks, bloopers, a bonus scene, and a behind the scenes featurette.
The blooper reel lasts almost thirteen and a half minutes, and isn't really bloopers. Instead it's footage of the stars hanging out between shots. Dena starts things out chatting with Nathan including a little talk about tattoos. Diamond gives a little longer interview before Wesley works his mouth a little more. There's also a little more of the sex footage as well as him trying to pop. Jada gets in a few words, but seems to move by just as quickly here as in her scene. Hypnotic is next, which of course includes a bit more of Wesley mouthing off. Carmen and Sledge finish things up with plenty of outtakes including a few laughs and Carmen coming off as a bit of a princess. This is a pretty good extra.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts twenty and a half minutes. Jada fire starts things out posing for a few stills before chatting with the camera about her scene and why she likes to work with Tyler and some of her other favorites. She also talks about her time in the industry and how it's work before posing for a few more stills. Dena is next, who talks about her time in porn as well as a bit of her pre-porn life and the people who know. She also talks about being a porn fan, what she thinks is hot, and stumbling into porn before going back to posing for her stills. Hypnotic is next, who poses and then chats about loving sex, how she got into porn, big dicks, Wesley Pipes, and home versus in front of the camera. Carmen follows her up with a talk about Sledge, the changes she's seen in the industry, and her previous career. Diamond finishes things up talking about only being in porn for a week, not knowing Wesley, being a stripper and getting into porn. This is a pretty good behind the scenes featurette that focuses heavily on the interviews. There's some nice chats with the girls, but I couldn't but think that it would have been a lot better if they would have worked in the “bloopers” to mix things up a little more.
|Bonus Scene – Roxy Jezel,Jerry, and Seth Dickens|
The bonus scene comes from Double Shocker 2. Roxy starts out with a little tease and posing for some photos in an outfit that's kind of animal printed with some turquoise mixed in. Roxy quickly moves on to start working her mouth and throat between Seth and Jerry. Seth breaks free so he can eat her from behind as she continues to attack Jerry orally before he starts fucking her. She moves over and impales her ass on Jerry's cock reverse cowgirl style with Seth quickly joining back in on her pussy to double stuff her. The guys trade holes and places to double stuff Roxy cowgirl style before backing off for a moment to pound her pussy reverse cowgirl style. They stand up to let Roxy get double stuffed cowgirl style standing up before letting her back down to take a good double facial.
This is an okay scene. Roxy does a great job taking on the guys, and both guys deliver good hard cocks for her to work with and solid pops. The problem with the scene is that for all the positions it has, it doesn't even last ten minutes. You also don't get to see any position changes, which gives the scene an extremely choppy feeling. This scene reeks of lost potential and barely makes it to the average level in the end.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, black, tease, anal, and ass to mouth, rimming (male > female)
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Bad Seed's DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the low end. The movie's pretty good, but definitely on the short side. The technical aspects aren't bad, but definitely aren't what they could have been due to a non-anamorphic transfer. There is some good effort, however, put into the extras. This is a pretty good DVD that's worth checking out if you like all black action.
Note to Bad Seed: If you're going to use the widescreen format, please give it the anamorphic transfer it deserves! On a more positive note, thanks for putting care into things like the cast listing by scene in the closing credits.
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