Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Director: Sean Michaels
Feature Time: 2:18:50
Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:17:12)
Themes: Interracial, Blondes, Anal
I've been seeing a lot of performer/director Sean Michaels' work for Platinum X Pictures recently, and they've been seriously hit-or-miss. The recent "Good Girls Gone Black" with Paris Lee on the cover was a winner, but I've also seen a few duds from the Michaels arsenal. He tends to do a lot of acting in the movies he directs, and while he has a huge dick, his money shots are always quite weak and he never seems to be particularly excited about banging the incredibly hot girls he's teamed up with. Hopefully, "Black in the Blondes" will be more hit than miss.
One caveat that must be discussed when talking about Platinum X is the dreaded "chroma shift" problem. Many of their earlier discs suffered from a bad color problem, the chroma shift, where weird-looking halos (usually blue) appear around objects on the screen. Some movies have the problem much worse than others, and some PXP discs do not exhibit the problem at all. "Black in the Blondes" fortunately does not seem to have any trace of the problem. Hopefully this problem can be fixed or is fixed already because I'm frankly tired of talking about it.
Scene 1: Melissa Lauren + Staci Thorn and Sean Michaels + Tee Reel
My obsessive fan-boy love for Melissa should be well-known by this point to readers of my reviews. If I see every single one of her scenes it still probably won't be enough. She's still blonde here (of course) and she's paired with the cute Staci Thorn to take on the huge cocks of Sean and Tee Reel here. The two girls do a short session of Lesbian lovin' before the guys come in; Melissa eats Staci out a little and fucks her with a white vibrator.
The two blonde cuties start off doing some crazily messy deep-throat oral on the guys' huge members (Melissa steals the show with her enthusiasm for cock as usual). After the sloppy blowjobs the girls ride the guys' cocks in reverse cowgirl. Both girls do P2M with great energy. Melissa eventually gets it in the ass in doggy-style but Staci's remains unexplored. The two guys double up in Melissa's holes for a hot double penetration. Both girls get their own sad load to the face which is then half-heartedly swapped. If only the ending to this scene was as good as Melissa's and Staci's performances in the rest of it.
Scene 2: Sharon Wild and Sean Michaels
Sharon is a blonde veteran performer from the Czech Republic who has been doing porn about five years now. I remember her from a few movies but she's never made much of an impression. Her scene starts with her masturbating with a long green rod-like vibrator that I know I've seen in many Platinum X movies. I guess they just recycle the sex toys over and over.
Soon Sean comes in and Sharon is giving him an o.k.-looking blowjob complete with some sack-munching. She rides his huge member vaginally in cowgirl before flipping over for missionary on a green couch. Sharon has a huge pubic bush which isn't all that erotic in my opinion. Sean ass-fucks her in doggy-style on the couch with some A2M. Sharon's ass gapes a little bit, and Sean gets sweaty banging away before depositing an extremely sub-par load on Sharon's tongue.
Scene 3: Barbara Summer and two guys
Barbara's a pretty cute blonde girl with a thicker frame, a nice juicy behind, and shoulder-length flaxen blonde hair. She's dressed in a lime green bra and panties set and teases us as she moves up a flight of stairs. In her scene she's going to take on Sean Michaels and another familiar-looking big-dicked black guy. Nobody seems too thrilled about what's about to happen.
Barbara strokes the guys off while they grope her ass. Average oral session where Barbara disinterestedly fits the very tip of the guys in her mouth. The other guy bangs Barbara's juicy-looking pussy while she continues to suck off Sean. Anal and DP before the extremely pretty Barbara collects one sorry spunk-wad from Sean; the other guy doesn't seem to pop at all.
Scene 4: Summer Raine and Sean Michaels
Summer Raine is a short-haired blonde girl with a kind of punky, alternative look that I really like. She's super cute in her scene here with Sean (again). They kiss a little and Sean gives a lot of oral attention to Summer's shaved snatch. Summer does the same to Sean and blows him. She gets a little sloppy before Sean slips his big tool in her pussy in missionary. Summer even gets him in her ass in doggy style complete with A2M. Let me guess, a terrible cumshot to end? Of course.
Scene 5: Nikki Hunter and Sean Michaels
Nikki is a pretty new blonde starlet who is appearing in just about every movie I've seen recently, it seems like. She's awful hard-working, and really seems to love the career that she's chosen for herself. Every scene she delivers, Nikki is a veritable ball of fire and sexual energy. Sean's here, of course, to give her the treatment dressed in leather gloves and a suit, looking pretty classy.
Nikki delivers some of the best oral of the movie, getting really sloppy as she forces her own head down to gagging levels on Sean's massive dick. Sean takes on her shaved, pierced pussy in reverse cowgirl, with nice views of Nikki's large fake-looking boobies. I love Nikki's performances but I wish she would have stayed natural; her boob job is kind of difficult to look at sometimes.
Sean moves to drilling Nikki in the ass in missionary on a couch while she fingers her pierced clit. She even breaks out a glass dildo and plugs her pussy while Sean ass-fucks her for a DP. More anal action with ass-to-mouth in doggy-style. Nikki sucks him until Sean beats one off onto her waiting face. It's actually a decent blast for once and Nikki gets lightly covered in cum for her reward.
"Black in the Blondes" is a pretty solid Sean Michaels release. Of course, his presence means a lot of pitiful cumshots in the movie, which are disappointing as hell. I would really like to see some other male talent employed in Sean's films to supplement his acting. Somebody else who can blow more than a few individual sperm cells at a time would be nice. I hate to say it, but I'll probably be avoiding his films in the future for this very reason.
Apart from that, though, the movie's pretty darn hot with a great cast of spunky, good-looking blondes highlighted by the beautiful Melissa Lauren. Nearly every girl does anal with great relish, and takes on some monster black cocks in every orifice for a fine specimen of interracial hardcore. Fans of black guy/white girl pairings will find a lot to like about the film, as will hardcore raincoaters thanks to the presence of Melissa Lauren and Nikki Hunter.