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Black Butthole Stretchers

Studio: Evil Angel
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Reviewed by Long Noel  on  3/8/2009
Black Butthole Stretchers (2009)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Black, Anal, Big Butts
Starring: Desiree Diamond, Beauty Dior, Cheyanne Jacobs, Syndee Capri, Vanessa Monet, Kelly Starr, Brian Pumper, Rico Strong & Lexington Steele
Produced & Directed by: Brian Pumper

Long Noel Review # 105

First off, many people believe excellent black-on-black pornography is hard to find. That depends on the director and the publishing company. The greatest black-on-black pornos ever created were Black Girls Get Nasty Too, Phatty Girls 6 and Santino Lee’s Waxxxin’ Phat Asses, Vol. 1. I have yet to see Aurora Jolie’s Cum In My Booty (I wanna see it badly). I saw the trailer for this flick and I knew I had to see it. I see on the front artwork, Brian holding a butt hole with both of his hands, and I’m laughing my ass off, like what the hell! First of all, I love Brian Pumper’s rap song for this flick. It’s creative and neat and I’d play the hell out of this track in my ride. Brian Pumper makes the best rap tracks for porno-flicks and this is a prime example of it. I saw Gapeman last night and I found it strange that I liked it a lot, because I can’t stand anal gapes. There will be anal gapes in this flick, but just not as nasty and explicit as it was in Gapeman. I don’t know if it’s because of the stereotype that “Sistaz don’t play that shit” or what. I never thought I was see a flick like this with black women in it!

Similar to Gapeman, every scene starts out with the ladies showing their big, large buttocks, dressing up in some exotic lingerie (fishnets, nurse outfits, firefighter outfits, floss bikinis, etc.), stuffing their anal cavities with some oversized sex toys. The difference is that in this flick, the ladies are black, have bigger butts than the white women in Gapeman, the black women are more flexible (meaning they can handle the dick and large sex toys better) and there are no nasty anal gapes. In some scenes, Brian goes straight to the butt and some other times, he gets a blowjob from the ladies first. There is no vaginal sex at all! All women get it in the B-U-T-T in various positions. Sometimes the sex is nice and slow, other times it’s nasty and rough! Vanessa Monet is the least attractive woman in this flick and she came in first. She wears some makeup that doesn’t match her at all and she has a pair of lips that’s almost like Jay-Z’s lips. Her scene also happened to be dry, making it out to be the weakest scene in the entire flick. Her sex with Brian wasn’t anything mind-blowing, for the most part. I mean, it doesn’t get energetic until she rides him cowgirl. That’s when it gets good and nasty! The tease sequence wasn’t too mind-blowing either, in all honesty. No wonder why you barely saw her in the trailer/opening credits. I’ve noticed how sometimes, when Brian Pumper fucks a woman in her ass, it’s like he’s fucking a gape instead of a hole. Because the gape is wider than his dick and that shit can be boring. It doesn’t happen a lot, but this is one of the very many reasons why his scene with Georgia Peach in Belladonna’s Dark Meat sucked so bad.

The entire scene with Desiree Diamond blew me the hell away. She’s wearing some nurse outfit, outdoors working the hell out of her Hershey highway with an oversized black dildo. Gapes are shown without it being all nasty and trifling. I love the way she’s switching her ass. It’s so lovely and heartbreaking, too! It reminded me of how brilliant Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks was. When she switches, at certain points, the action is shown in slow motion. Those brown buns of hers made me hard and stole my attention span completely! Everything I love about ass obsession was in Desiree Diamond’s scene. This scene, the first time I’ve seen her, made me get into her more. I know she was in Justin Slayer’s Black Girls Get Nasty Too, Volume 2 and so is Cheyanne Jacobs. The tease in Desiree’s scene is very long, very drawn out and rightfully so because I couldn’t get enough of her ass! She gets to suck and be buttfucked crazily by Brian Pumper and Rico Strong. These two brothers have a wonderful time switching from her mouth to her asshole. They even dominate her a bit, telling her to “Shut up.” while she’s moaning with dick in her mouth. I love this scene so much! This entire scene is very, very long, very, very ass-obsessed and very nasty!

Kelly Wells resembles Kelly Rowland, from Destiny’s Child. Or should I say Mary J. Blige, dipped in dark chocolate! Only Kelly Wells is pudgier, doesn’t have an innocent look about her. She works the evil out of a sex toy in her ass. She goes hard as heck on herself because she’s aching for it. Lexington Steele pops up and gives her the fuck of her life. Now we all know Lexington Steele is a better performer than Brian Pumper, his dick is bigger and he’s tearing the evil out of Kelly Wells’ butt. He goes balls deep, which is something Lex tries to do with every woman. Brian Pumper, on the other hand, doesn’t do that! Kelly is very noisy, Lex is relentless and brutal in her ass. It hurts her at first, even when they switch positions and she’s screaming out of joy and pain. I was hoping Lex would gag her mouth because she was so damn loud and orgasmic! Lex was a monster for this woman and he really manhandled her, even bent her over a pool table, to get her ass. Keep in mind that when this woman comes, she comes super hard! Sexually, this scene was spontaneous. The tease went from flawless to just ok. I liked it, after all, it was much better than Vanessa Monet’s sex scene!

Syndee Capri is a bad ass, who starred in Black Girls Get Nasty Too. She plays as a female police officer, working the living hell out of her butt hole with oversized butt plugs, carrying a baton. And I’m just waiting for the baton to go up her ass. She’s aching for it worse than Kelly Wells was! No matter how rough she in on herself, even if she gapes, you can barely see her anus being stretched. Although she’s got a big ass booty, her anus is very tight! I love every second of seeing her ram these toys in her big ole’ ass. Especially when she pulls out a red dildo, tasting her own ass juices. Brian Pumper pops up, she sucks his dick and they fuck like there’s no tomorrow. This scene was also brilliant. I expected this scene to be tough and full of some of the nastiest dukie-love. I know Syndee Capri has a reputation for being a tough “bitch”. I know she’s been in some BDSM (Bondage and Masochistic) videos before where she’s either the domme or a sub. Not very many black women engage in this kind of thing, unless it’s herself, Sinnamon Love or Jada Fire. It also seems like Brian was more energetic with her than he was with any other woman in this video. He comes in her mouth and she swallows it all!

Another scene I’ve been waiting for. Beauty Dior (a regular in Justin Slayer’s flicks) and Cheyanne Jacobs (a light-skinned black beauty). Both ladies say they are there to get fucked in the ass. During the tease sequence, which is too butt-delicious, there’s a little jumpy slow motion which happens, which is a tad bit annoying. They talk a bit, more so much ass (bend-over shots, app-spreading, dancing, stand-up shots, jiggling, baby oil, etc.). This scene is a buttman’s kryptonite! There’s a lot of trash talk while amid the fucking. The sex starts out very slow, but winds up becoming very energetic once Brian taps these women’s asses in doggystyle. There are some gapes and the sex turns out very good, although Brian can not go balls deep in these women’s butts. The ladies are very jiggly. But in comparison to the previous three scenes prior to this one, this wasn’t what I expected. The sex wasn’t too energetic. Just slow and nasty as hell!

DVD QUALITY:
The a/v quality is excellent and this 2DVD set is fully loaded. There’s 40 minutes of BTS footage, which is hype as hell. I loved the BTS footage. The ladies get interviewed, some of them get dicked some more. Brian gets to fuck Kelly Wells in the ass, comes prematurely. He fucks Syndee Capri and Desiree Diamond in the butt some more. He obsesses all in the women’s butts, talking about how much he loves sweaty butts and how he likes to smell them. There’s trailers for Brian Pumper’s back catalog. A music video for his song, “Still Pimpin’” and a bonus scene with Raquel & Wesley Pipes, from Phattys, Rhymes & Dimes. Photo gallery, cumshot recap. The first disc has three scenes, while the second disc contains the last two scenes and all the extra features.

BOTTOM LINE:
This flick was the shit! It was reminiscent to Erik Everhard’s classic This Butt’s 4 U. I believe I would have given this one a straight up 100% rating if Janet Jacme (a real black anal queen) was in this flick instead of Vanessa Monet! If only Pinky done anal sex, I know she’d be in this flick. Vanessa Monet is a sexy sista, but her scene was just a filler. It was so dry. Some people might be turned off by the fact that her scene was the first. I like her BTS footage better than the original scene with her and Brian. I guess, Brian wanted to save the best for after that. I am noticing another norm in Brian Pumper’s flicks. Like… Does a woman always have to reach and spread her ass open while you’re fucking her? It’s not a bad habit, but you notice it happens a lot. This flick was spontaneous, and it wasn’t as nasty and extreme as Gapeman. It is equally great as Gapeman. Therefore, I have given this flick the same exact rating I have given Gapeman. If you are new to Brian Pumper’s works and you just have to have only one DVD from him, grab one of the three flicks that I’ve reviewed from this man. Brian Pumper is the future of black-directed pornography. This is one of the five greatest black-on-black pornos ever filmed. I am serious when I say where Justin Slayer left off, Brian Pumper left off! I might have to own this one!

RATING: 97.3% - Own it, immediately!


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