So here’s a quick review of Biker Pigs From Hell to be followed shortly by a review of BPFH 2.
BPFH is not as raunchy as I had hoped for, but the sex scenes are mostly filled with good action. And Bo Garrett never looked better or greasier. It’s too bad he’s out of porn for now and really didn’t make all that many flicks when he was in it.
The premise of the film is that cheap trick Steve Cannon spends the night with Bo Garrett and as the film opens, Steve awakens and leaves a still sleeping Bo, taking his money, wallet, and Harley. Very, very, very bad move Steve. Bo hops in his truck and goes in search of the bastard, stopping first at Frank Parker’s place where Frank, Chad Donovan and Sweet Williams are engaged in some addled, brain-drug-fried conversation (which is supposed to be comical but ends up being just lame.) They get into a to a pretty good 3-way scene that starts in the back of a pick up but really heats up inside. These guys are not beautiful but they look a whole lot better, both in face and body—especially body—close up. Sweet is the bottom guy taking it at both ends, first with Frank Parker pounding his hind quarters all the while slurping down Chad’s huge piece. The climax of the scene is when Sweet manages to take both Frank and Chad’s tools up his ass in a remarkable and delicious double fuck maneuver. I do not recall ever seeing this guy; He isn’t a major, major porn star, as far as I can tell, but TLA has him in a ton of films, so maybe he is. Anyway, he bottomed like a true champion here. I wouldn’t mind seeing him really get abused, although taking two dicks up the poop chute at the same time when one of them is Chad Donovan’s is probably abuse enough for most assholes. The only drawback in this scene is Chad Donovan. He looks fairly bored with his dick as limp as a wet noodle through most of the sucking.
Meanwhile, pissed-as-hell Bo has hopped on Frank’s bike to continue his search for bike thief Steve. He stops off at Joe Romero’s to no avail and Joe then breaks out his major bag of tricks—dildoes of all shapes and sizes—and prepares to wreak havoc with Dean Spencer’s bunghole. Joe uses dildo after dildo ever increasing in size, all the while forcing Dean to eat his meat. Finally Joe gets around to whomping the boy with his own dick—which must have felt like blessed relief after all those ass plugs. A fairly sleazy scene with lots of good close ups.
In scene 3, Eduardo and Tonyboy invade Mark Kronert’s house, holding him at knifepoint, looking to help Bo find Steve, the bike thief. He’s not there but no matter, they take out their frustrations on the buzz cut redhead in another delicious 3-way. Eduardo and Tonyboy work Kronert over at both ends while he is lying on a weight bench. The finale, in which Eduardo bottoms for the other two, climaxes with Kronert shooting a really big load out of his sizeable stiffie and smearing it all over Eduardo’s hairy chest. Tonyboy is a bit of a disappointment but Eduardo always heats me up—a man’s man, hairy beary and beefy in the Mike Roberts mold, and Kronert in action isn’t bad to look at either.
In the fourth scene, Bo finally tracks down his man and he makes Steve Cannon pay for his thievery in spades. Now if you’ve seen Fallen Angel or some of Cannon’s other stuff, you know he is a first-class bottom leatherboy. This scene boogies with rough stuff and bad mouth talk. Bo, who at 6’ 2” is a fairly big boy to begin with, has obviously been working out and he looks great. Bo roughs Steve up, hog-ties his cock and balls to his bike and force feeds him his cock and balls and then fucks him good (Steve has “SINNER” in big Gothic letters tattooed just above his cheeks). I just wished this scene had lasted longer. And had a little more to it than the sucking and fucking. The scene delivered less than the build-up promised, I guess.
Extras are not much—stills and previews of seven other IMD products.
On my raunch scale of 1 to 10, I’m giving this a 7—very good, but it just doesn’t quite hit the high notes of sleaze. Overall, this DVD is clearly above average, with more than enough hot muscle man sex (no boys allowed, thank God) to get you cumming and going. And if you find bikes and tattoos, and grease and rough stuff and bad boys and low life exciting, that’s even more reason to check out what is a pretty good DVD.
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