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Big Titty Mommies

Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Category:  All Sex , Busty , Foreign , MILF
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astroknight's ratings for Big Titty Mommies:
Overall Rating 0 stars
Big Titty Mommies overall rating 0 stars
Female Looks Big Titty Mommies Female looks rating 2.5 stars
Male Looks Big Titty Mommies Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Big Titty Mommies Sex rating 1/2 star
 
Plot/Acting Big Titty Mommies Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Big Titty Mommies DVD Extras rating 1/2 star
Audio/Video Quality Big Titty Mommies A/V Quality rating 1/2 star
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/9/2013

Running Time: 94 min.

Production Date: None credited

Director: Von Gabriel

Cast: Carmen, Christina Lee, Francesca, Hannah, Michelle, George Uhl, and some uncredited guys

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects, in a word, sucks. The audio is okay, but nothing special. The video is where it all falls apart. Yes, it's presented in anamorphic widescreen, but the picture looks very dated, and is murky with inconsistent lighting. It didn't take long for my eyes to hurt, and by the time I was done I had a headache even with breaks to look away.

The Movie: Big Titty Mommies collects five scenes featuring foreign MILFs with nice cans.

Scene 1 – Hannah and George Uhl

Dirty blonde Hannah runs her hands around herself and plays to the camera while wearing a slutty black outfit and knee high boots in a bathroom. She lays back on the stool to play with her pussy, and as George heads by the door wearing only a towel hears her and peeps through the keyhole. She's surprised, but quickly goes to work mouthing his manhood as he stands next to her in a towel. They get in a little doggie and more cocksucking before impales her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. George works his way between Hannah's holes from behind, lets her suck his cock clean, and gives Hannah a cowgirl ride on the stool before she gets down to take a nice pop over her face.



Scene 2 – Francesca and a guy

Dirty blonde Francesca is helped up into a barn loft by a guy who can't resist groping her tits and kissing her before she even makes it through the trapdoor in the floor. She pulls out his cock and goes right to sucking it as she comes throwout the door while mugging the camera. Francesca sucks his cock a little more once she gets into the loft and lets the guy eat her shaved pussy before he spoons it. They work in a bit more oral action for each other as they continue on in doggie and missionary, and the guy finally strokes himself to an impressive facial in Francesca's mouth that she plays with while continuing to mug the camera right up to the end.



Scene 3 – Carmen and a guy

As blonde Carmen washes a staircase in a short jean skirt and a white top, a guy walks up the stairs and can't resist working on her holes with his fingers and slapping her ass. He whips out his cock for her to suck after pulling down her top and plays with her pussy in return. Carmen rides him cowgirl style and lays backwards down the steps as he continues fucking her. She gets back up for a reverse cowgirl ride and lets the guy fuck her face and tits before bending over the railing to let him take her from behind. Finally Carmen gets down for the guy to cum on her face and wipe his cock all around her face.



Scene 4 – Michelle and a guy

Strawberry blonde Michelle swims around a hot tub in a little bikini as her guy watches and smokes while sitting on the edge. He splashes her to get her attention, as I hear that's hard to do in an 8x8 hot tub, and she comes over to let him kiss her, suck her tits, play with her pussy, and slap her tits. She sucks his cock as he stands and sits on the edge, and lets him slide into the tub to finger her pussy and fuck her tits. He fucks her tits and face, and Michelle lets him have more head as they work through him fucking her from behind and her riding him cowgirl style. They also get in a little scissor fucking and doggie action before Michelle finally takes a nice load on her face.



Scene 5 – Christina Lee and a masked guy

As brunette Christina lays back on a red satin sheet wearing a slutty black outfit touching herself, a guy in a hooded raincoat and mask walks up and runs a paddle around her thighs. She sits up and pulls open his raincoat to lick her way around his black rubber underwear before laying back to let him lick and grope his way around her panties and ass. Christina sucks his cock and lets him spoon her and take her doggie style before laying back so they can play with themselves and he can cum on her boot.



There are certain ways to tell when a porno, and I'll use Big Titty Mommies here as it's a perfect example, sucks. One of them is when you find yourself paying more attention to the time on the movie clicking by than what's on the screen. Another is when you regularly found yourself rolling your eyes, groaning, and just plain not giving a shit about 99% of the action that's happening in front of you. All of these happened regularly as I watched Big Titty Mommies, and in all honest I've enjoyed myself more doing my taxes than I did watching this dud. The chemistry barely ever makes it to the average mark, let alone passing it, the camera work leaves plenty to be desired, and everything about this release seems cheap and crappy. I'll also add that I can't help but doubt that these are ”5 Sexy All New Scenes” as the cover claims as the technical aspects make it look like it was either shot through a fishtank or was made a few years ago and stored behind an industrial oven. My eyes literally hurt by the time I finished watching this one, and that includes me looking away repeatedly to give my eyes a chance to rest. Big Titty Mommies is a craptastic release that I'm not sure would even make a good coaster.

The Extras: The only extra is a photo gallery lasting three minutes.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: If the people putting this one out care this little about it, why should you? Skip it!

Note to Unparalleled Productions: Have you thought about taking up another career? You're obviously not too good at this porn thing even when you use other people's footage (as you have in several other releases and possibly even this one).

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