The Little Details
Running Time: 116 min. (cover states Over 2 Hours, so I'm deducting a half point from the overall score)
Production Date: 7 / 20 / 2007
Director: Antonio Rey
Cast: Elle Cee, Holly Halston, Paige Addams, Puma Swede, Whitney Stevens, Alex Gonz (listed here as Daniel), Dave Pounder, Talon, and Troy Halston
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I've heard some decent things about this series, but haven't seen anything from it yet. I'm looking forward to this one.
Initial Reaction: It's nothing special, and the overall DVD leaves plenty to be desired
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting generic porn without the anal or girl on girl action
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a movie that feels like there's some effort put into it.
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay at best. The audio is pretty well balanced, but there are also some fairly consistent minor background noises such as camera noise. The video is presented in the full frame format. It's well lit for the indoor scenes, but the lighting for the outdoor scenes interferes with the action. There's also a touch of pixelation throughout the movie.
Menus: The main menu is very generic, and gives you a shot of the boxcover on one hand along with a barley visible clip from the movie and the choices between the movie and the chapter menu on the other. The chapter menu is okay, and lets you choose a scene based on a chapter number and the girl in it, as well as a very pixelated clip from the movie. It also isn't completely correct, as it lists “Michelle” in the fourth scene rather than “Paige”.
The FeatureWith every “Big Sausage Pizza” you get a free big sausage. The girls ordering the pizzas don't always expect the sausage to be poking up from the center of the pizza as the pizza dude holds it in his lap, but they always get over it quickly rather than wondering if any health codes were violated.
|Scene 1 – Puma Swede and Talon|
Bottle blonde Puma is very happy to see Talon arriving with her pizza as she lays out in a little green, black, and white bikini, and even happier when he opens the box to show his cock poking out of the center of the pie. She gets down and goes right to sucking it while mugging the camera horribly and then sits back down on her towel and lets Talon tongue her twat. Talon moves in to fuck her missionary style before letting Puma suck his cock again, and then gives it to her from behind. She gives him a bit more oral attention before riding him in reverse cowgirl, and looks to have a pretty good orgasm fucking him cowgirl style. They finish things up fucking missionary style before Talon pops on Puma's eager mouth.
This is a very average scene. Puma looks great, as usual, but there's no real spark to the scene. Her mugging the cameras during the oral didn't do anything for me, and the natural light interfered with the sex through most of the fucking. It also didn't help that Puma was waving bugs away from her crotch several times throughout the scene. I had fairly high expectations for this scene, and it didn't come close.
|Scene 2 – Holly Halston and Troy Halston|
Bottle blonde Holly, who has her hair in long braids, invites pizza dude Troy in so she can get him his money. He sits back in a chair in the kitchen and opens up the box to show his cock poking through, which surprises Holly and makes her more than a little surprised when she learns that there's no extra charge for the extra meat. She leans over to start sucking his cock while complimenting him on the taste of the sauce, and then gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. She strips off her top to show off her grotesquely huge titties, and when she leans over the counter to let Troy fuck her from behind he instead drops down to tongue both of her holes. Troy fucks her from behind as well as in missionary style on the counter, and then lets Holly get down to suck and stroke him to a massive nut busting over her tongue and mouth.
This is another okay scene. There's great chemistry between Holly and Troy, which is great since real life couples so often seem to falter in the chemistry department on camera, and they put out some nice energy. Holly also puts out some nice vocals throughout the scene and sounds like she's having a lot of fun with the concept. Unfortunately her look does nothing for me, as she just came off looking fake and a bit trashy to me rather than being as hot as I remembered her being. The pop also seemed a bit questionable to me due to how large it was with an editing cut right before it, but after checking it a few times it does appear to be real. Add in some very generic camera work and you have a pretty average scene.
|Scene 3 – Elle Cee and Dave Pounder|
As Dave walks up to the next door he lets the cameraman know that if the girl is hot he's taking her, but otherwise he's giving it to him. He's quite happy with how hot Elle is, and shocks her when he opens the box to show his cock inside. She plays with it a little while laughing before leaning in to suck it. They get the box out of the way so Elle can really concentrate on Dave's cock, and even let her take a little break in the middle to strip down. Dave has Elle lay back on the couch so he can fuck her missionary style, and lets her up to ride him in the cowgirls as well. Elle mixes in a little oral action as she fucks him, and even fucks him with her tits a while before letting Dave take her from behind. Finally, Elle gets down to take a nice creamy facial finish.
This is another pretty average scene. Dave and Elle put in some nice spirit to help make it fun, but the cameraman's adding a few comments did absolutely nothing for me. The camera man also didn't seem like he knew what he was doing too well, as he asks what hole Dave's fucking in a penetration shot rather than just moving around to get a decent shot of it. The camera work wasn't bad, but it was very average once again. This is another okay scene with Elle standing out due to a very nice spirit.
|Scene 4 – Paige Addams and Alex Gonz|
Paige arrives at her door in a little pink dress wondering why pizza dude Alex has a cameraman with him. She tells him that she doesn't have her checkbook ready, so he has to come inside and wait. She hands him a little cash without anything for a tip, and when he shows her the free big sausage with every pizza she decides she can give him a little something else for a tip as she bends over to start sucking it. Paige rides him reverse cowgirl style while playing to the camera whenever it starts getting close to her face, and lets him play with her ass a little when she turns around to ride him cowgirl style. They also get in a bit of missionary work and some doggie fucking before Alex pops on her face.
This scene didn't even make it to the average mark for me. Paige looked completely generic to me, and her mugging the camera when it got close to her completely lost me. The chemistry leaves a bit to be desired as well, with Alex as usual coming off looking not just like somebody dropped him shortly after he was born, but like the doctors and nurses used him as a basketball. I just couldn't get into this scene.
|Scene 5 – Whitney Stevens and Talon|
Whitney invites Talon in when he arrives with her pizza and explains that the camera man is there since they're doing a video about customer service. She's a bit confused when he shows her the big sausage that she got with her pizza, but moves in to suck it before laying back and letting Talon tongue and finger her pussy. Whitney rides Talon cowgirl style before sucking him clean and letting him take her from behind as her big fat titties bounce all around. They also get in a reverse cowgirl ride and a little missionary fucking before Talon pops on Whitney's face with a very nice ball burst.
I just couldn't get into this scene. I know that both Whitney and Talon have a good following, but Whitney always strikes me as somebody who gets completely distracted by something the least bit shiny and I'm always surprised to see Talon fucking women rather than men. They put out some decent energy and chemistry as they fuck, but there's so much so mediocre about the entire movie up to this point that I just couldn't get into this scene.
Apparently the makes of Big Sausage Pizza think that the generic 'pizza man' porno lead in that's been laughed at for years is laughed at because it's funny. Sadly, that mentality pretty much sums up Big Sausage Pizza 15. The openings are mildly amusing at first, but quickly becomes just as generic and laughably bad as the porno pizza man of years gone by. The girls aren't bad looking, but there's no spark to take the movie anywhere sexually with none of the scenes managing to make it too far past the average mark. Holly and Troy Halston have some great chemistry going, but her freakish big tits and funky look held the scene back to just make it past the average mark. The camera work is just as generic, and at times even held back the scenes for reasons such as the lighting in the opening outdoor scene with Puma Swede and the cameraman mouthing off and not seeming like he knows what he's doing in Elle Cee's scene. The thought of this being a “big cock” movie also falls short, as everybody here seems to be a pretty average porn stud. Big Sausage Pizza 15 is a pretty forgettable release.
The Extra StuffNothing. Not even a photo gallery or a web link.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female), and titty fucking
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Cinema Play's DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with most stores offering them for about $20. Aim very low for this one. The sex is all very average and generic with very little variety to it. The technical aspects are average, and there's absolutely no effort put into the extras. This release doesn't even make it to the average level.
Note to Cinema Play: Since this series is up to number fifteen I'll assume that there's a lot of people out there who like it more than I did. Regardless of one's thoughts on the movie, there's no denying that your overall DVDs need work. Outtakes, behind the scenes, even a photo gallery or a bonus scene from another Cinema Play series would really help out your overall DVD. Also, if you're going to advertise the movie as being “Over 2 Hours”, please make sure it's “Over 2 Hours” rather than “Somewhere Rear 2 Hours”.
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