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Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Big Pretty Titties 2 overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Big Pretty Titties 2 Female looks rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by jayo  on  9/28/2008

Big Pretty Titties 2

Studio: Exquisite

Stars: Rucca Page, Leight LIvingston, Evie Delatosso, Sienna West, Megan Monroe, Mark Wood, Michael Stefano, Mr. Pete and Steven French

Director: Dr. Feelgood

Running time: 2:36 (feature), 30 (Behind the Scenes)

I grew up when Disco was big. At the time disco was vilified by many as being cheap, soul-less, mechanical, and completely commercial. It was also hugely popular.

This is disco.

I've said this in the Forum: I pick the movies I want to review. I want to like them, because good porn is erotic and bad porn is a huge turn off. I like big boobs. I like pretty girls. I like straight sex. That's not too much to ask. But I don't want to watch bad porn, I want to get off just like everyone else.

I want to make it clear that there are two kinds of bad (for this argument): there's the super cheap shit where some dude throws a sheet over a sofa in his basement, hires a crack-whore to come in for half a day to be screwed silly by some meth addict who's out on bail, shoot the whole thing on a cam-corder, slap it together and toss it out to people who either get their kicks watching crap, or are so horny and hard-up they'll beat their meat to Nutrasystems commercials on tv.

This is a quality release. The girls are very pretty, dressed in sexy outfits, and made up nicely. They're all well endowed (some naturally, some with help from a surgeon). They're on a nice set. The cinematography is bright and clean, the sound is crisp and clear. The DVD is put together with sub-menus so you can go directly to your favorite girl and pick an act you want to see (as long as it's a tit-fuck, oral, vaginal, anal (one scene only) or a cumshot). The BTS is fun, if you enjoy those things. The girls are all very likable and fuckable: I'd like to see them in other titles.

But it's disco. The sex looks like work, not pleasure. It looks like a day at the office among my coworkers—you punch in, you grind through the work, you punch out. And hopefully the boss doesn't catch you napping.

What really bothers me is that I'm tired of big boob titles which don't cater to the big-tit fan who would likely buy the DVD to begin with. People who like small boobs say, "more than a handful is wasted." On this DVD, and many like it, all of it is wasted.

Ever read big-boob porn, the stories, fantasies and such that get printed in big-boob magazines like Score? Boobs are an incredibly fun, erotic toy. They get played with, massaged, caressed, bounced, rubbed, creamed. The nipples are sucked (by the guy and the girl), tweaked, licked, played with.

In this title--you get the same thing you get on all the contemporary titles: a quick smooth, a grope, and then they're left alone. Some scenes get them mashed together so the guy can pump his dick between him for a minute, and then that's it. It's as if they hire people who think big breasts are repulsive sacks of fat. "Do I really have to touch them?" "The sooner you start, the sooner it'll be over with."

The result is about as erotic as a hernia exam. Which leaves you with straight sex--and that's fine except that it looks mechanical and clockwork and lackluster. Unless you're a fan of a particular star, there's nothing particularly interesting or special about any of it. In my case, just irritation at all that wasted potential.

It's disco.Final verdict: It's a quality production: it's well shot and put together; the girls are pretty. But it's still lame. It's like finding the woman of your dreams and taking her home and finding out you're completely compatible in every way except that sex bores her silly. It's an okay title in a "Godfather 3" sort of way--not bad on its own, but a huge disappointment if you had reasonable expectations for something better.



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