Studio: Simon Wolf
Director: Robert Herrera
Feature Time: 2:05:12
Extras: Behind the Scenes / Bonus Scene / Trailers (0:57:57)
Penny Porsche (Cover Girl)
Lea De Mae
Themes: Boobs, Mature Women
Here's another recent release from Robert Herrera and Simon Wolf. I've only seen one other title from the company (the previously reviewed "Nothing Underneath 3") and I was very unimpressed. I'm not holding out much hope for this one, either, based on the cover and cast list. There's a lot of mature ladies in this title, with the exception of Eve Lawrence, so porn viewers who like to see MILFs and older women in action might want to give this one a rental.
Scene 1: Vicky Vette and a porn stud
Vicky is a starlet I've only heard about and never sought out on DVD before. She looks like the prototypical 1990's porn star, with huge blonde hair and giant fake bolt-on boobs. She is more mature than the average 19-year old gonzo starlet. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but Vicky didn't do a whole lot for me. I'm sure she has legions of fans, but for me this scene is fast-forward territory.
This is the first in a series of scenes on this DVD that remind me of bad 1980's-1990's style porn. There's a giant-titted blond girl on a couch, some tattooed muscular stud comes in and eats her pussy for what seems like forever, there's some robotic sex, and a watery money shot that comes somewhere near her face. Vicky's scene is notable for the fact that she takes it in the ass, but the whole thing pretty much put me to sleep.
Scene 2: Penny Porsche and a guy
Penny Porsche is a voluptuous mature woman who appears on the boxcover. She's also been in movies with titles like "Hot 40+," "Big Boob Fantastic 40's," and "Older and Anal." So, if you are tired of the young starlets of gonzo, and are into hot MILFs, I can recommend Penny. She didn't do a whole lot for me, though. I'm not really into mature women, but Penny looks pretty good with her massive natural breasts.
This is another fast-forward worthy scene. Were these scenes shot in 1989 or 2004? For the life of me, I can't tell. I guess these women would have looked a lot younger in 1989, but their hair would have been equally as big...
There's some guy that looks straight out of 1989 as well, and he likes to eat pussy, of course! Penny has an enormous clit, which adds some minimal interest to the proceedings. She gives a subpar blowjob that is mostly a handjob. Then she takes it in the pussy in missionary for a while! How exciting! At least the guy manages an average shot on her tongue which dribbles out onto her pale massive breasts.
Scene 3: Kim Chambers and a guy
Kim Chambers is a pretty big porn starlet who did most of her work in the 1990's. Apparently she is still going strong. She fits the theme of this movie very nicely, which seems to be mature, blonde, bolt-on breasted women. Kim is not exactly my ideal porn starlet. She has some very unfortunate implants, which exhibit some serious rippling and wrinkling.
If you like guys eating pussy, this is your movie. There's an absolute shit-load. For me, it's fast-forward time. Kim gives the guy a pretty nice oral session, though, with lots of deep-throat! Kim also does some "squirting" while she frigs herself with a dildo and screams like a wounded rodent. This was easily the highlight of the scene for me.
Kim looks pretty bored as she gets pounded in the pussy and ass in a variety of positions. I didn't really bother to keep track. She gets a small load in her mouth, which gets wasted on the floor after she spits it out. O.K., three scenes, and nothing's going on downstairs. Kim's squirting was pretty impressive, though.
Scene 4: Eve Lawrence and a random porn guy
Eve Lawrence is a very hot young starlet with enormous fake breasts. She's really cute, but I've only seen her so far in Simon Wolf movies. She appears like a breath of fresh air in this production. If you've even made it this far in the movie, you'll probably like Eve's cute and fresh appearance.
Eve gives an o.k. blowjob with the guy laying down (not a good position) and gets tit-fucked for a couple seconds, which is nice. She gets her hairless pussy banged with her laying on the couch as well. The whole thing seemed pretty lifeless and sterile, something like couples porn. The sex is "romantic" as opposed to hot and exciting.
Scene 5: Xana Star and one dude
Eve was a nice change of pace, but now we're back to bleach-blonde big titted mature actress Xana Star. She's paired with a sleazy looking guy. Xana does pretty much zero for me, but her breasts are natural.
There's really not a whole lot to note in this scene either. She sucks the guy's dick and gets tit-fucked. The guy eats her pussy for like ten minutes which I couldn't wait to fast-forward through. Xana gets fucked and her floppy tan-lined titties bounce around. She takes it in the ass, which normally would be hot but here just prolonged the boring proceedings. She does some A2M and gets a moderate facial squirting.
Bonus Scene: Lea De Mae and a guy from "Just Anal Sex"
After waking up from the 2-hour nap of this movie, I unenthusiastically fired up the bonus material, which is quite generous (close to one hour). I was glad to see there was an anal bonus scene with Lea De Mae, the late blonde Euro-superstarlet.
This scene also had a 1990's feel to it (I guess it's a combination of the sets, costumes, and the director's style?). Even though Lea looks hot, there's not a whole lot going on here either. There's no heat and both performers are going through the motions. Lots of pussy eating in this scene, too, so you better like that.
Lea gets fucked on all fours, takes anal in reverse cowgirl and missionary, and finishes with an o.k. pop to the mouth. The lighting was bad in this scene, and much like the rest of this movie, left me quite limp and unexcited.
I don't want to say that this movie was terrible, because I like Eve Lawrence and you get an average bonus scene with Lea De Mae which pads the content of the DVD. It's just that it's not my cup of tea. I can't imagine returning to the movie unless I'm in the mood to see Eve Lawrence. The whole title reminds me of 15-year old style porn and seems quite dated. Robert Herrera's directing style just leaves me cold and unexcited. I can't say that I'll be checking out any more Simon Wolf product.
The bonus scene with Lea is probably the best thing on the disc, but if you want to see that, I suggest buying the movie that it comes from, "Just Anal Sex." That one almost has to be better than "Big Gorgeous Breasts." Porn fans should probably steer clear of this one unless you are into blonde, busty, mature women, or are just dying to see every one of Eve Lawrence's performances.